omg it never ends, fathers day, mothers day, confirmation, birthdays, christmas, thanksgiving. DAMMIT. i'd like to go more than one month without speaking to my damn family...
My dad wants house shoes... how lame. When I'm a dad i'm going to ask for the souls of 1000 virgins in a book with the flesh of 10 men killed in battle as the front cover. Then I want the inside of the book to read "To the greatest dad ever. WE LOVE YOU! love- (Insert totally manly name here) and Jennifer. "
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