Fav one-liner in a movie

This is my... BOOM STICK.

Hasta La Vista, Baby.

From the 80's Stallone classic Over the Top: "Lots of truckers do it."SinkO

HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR GOing to die CLOWN !!!!!

U want a peice of me

I dont want a peice of u i want the hole thing !!!

its right at the end:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI

i dont know

but i was watching beckett in class today and the part where king henry says about beckett "hes read books you know...its amazing" that was pretty funny i thought

[QUOTE="SinkO"]From the 80's Stallone classic Over the Top: "Lots of truckers do it."Jandurin

I would spend the night in a truck too if I could use Stallone's muscular, oily shoulder as a pillow. :oops:

no gracias soy alergico a los crustaseos

Baddie: So. When are you going to kill me?!

Ahnold: NAO!!!!

Inside Man

Denzel: Last time I had my johnson pulled this good it cost me five bucks.
Chief: Five bucks?
Denzel: It was Tiajuana. Don't ask.

Middle Eastern Dude: **** tired of this **** What happened to my **** civil rights? Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed? Get thrown out a bank, I'm a hostage, I get harassed. I go to the airport, I can't go through security without a random selection. **** random, my ass.
Denzel: I bet you can get a cab though.

Bank Robber: Soon I'm gonna be sucking down piña coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.
Denzel: No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus... and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? It's not a piña colada!

I got two.

From Jurassic Park when Hammond compares Jurassic Park to Disney World.

Malcom: "Yeah but when Pirates of The Caribean breaks down the Pirates don't eat the people.

And from Dirty Harry when Callahan is accused of beating a criminal.

"But Chief it couldn't have been me!"

"Why?"

"Cause he looks TOO DAMN GOOD that's why!"

"I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I am all out of gum"
-They Live

"All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep ****in' everybody til they're all the same color"
-Bulworth

"Party on Wayne!"
"Party on Garth!"
"Its Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Wooowooowoooooo!"
-Wayne's World

"Thats a lovely accent you have, where are you from?"
"Austria..."
"Oh, g'day mate! Lets put anotha' shrimp on the barbie!"
-Dumb and Dumber

"We're gonna die! We're all gonna die!"
-Aliens

Woops I started going a little crazy and doing quotes, not one-liners...oh well

"i love you"

"i know"

pure ownage brilliant line

"A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA!"

okay, not exactly a movie but still....

"I drink your milkshake"

-There Will be Blood

no gracias soy alergico a los crustaseos

darcom1

I loved that movie :D when he was a colombian mafia guy right?

Surley you can't be serious.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Surley you can't be serious.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Cube_of_MooN

gets me every time

Surley you can't be serious.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Cube_of_MooN

(As Han is lowered into the carbonite machine; Princess Leia: "I love you")
Han Solo: "I know."

Han Solo delievers the most BAMF quote ever. :)

RUUUUN GET TO THA CHOPPAR!!!!

"No, I am your father."

"Hey homie, is that my wallet?" and

"No, I shot him, the bullets and the fall killed him." -Tom Cruise as Vincent, Collateral

Those are my current favorites.

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

Peter in Family Guy (I know it's not a movie but it's the best).

"You **** wit' me? You ****in' wit' the best!"