favorite pick up line

wat is your favorite/funny pickup lines

ok, this is a funny one my friend told me.

If your in a gay bar: "may i push in your stool?"

If your in a gay bar: "may i push in your stool?"

shadowflume

:lol:

my magic watch says your not wearing undies. oh, you are? must be an hour fast. Hom3_Pwn3r

ALMOST chuckled.

I caught myself in time though.

excuse me, are those space pants? cuz that booty is outta this world! there is a website that has all the corny pickup lines, link here -> http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/pickup_lines.htm

excuse me, are those space pants? cuz that booty is outta this world! there is a website that has all the corny pickup lines, link here -> http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/pickup_lines.htm

you spill some of your drink on them and say "Let me get you out those wet clothes".

Seriously though i never use chat-up lines. if you want to get somewhere. Don't.

Does this smell like chloroform?sutherland19

you spill some of your drink on them and say "Let me get you out those wet clothes".

Seriously though i never use chat-up lines. if you want to get somewhere. Don't.

Samwel_X

QFT

I may be a communist, but I wouldn't mind privately controlling your means of production.phragit

We have a winner :lol:

Is that a shovel in your pocket cause i've been digging your ass all day.

Do you wash your pants in windex cause i can sure see myself in them.