Favorite pick up lines...let's hear 'em!

My favorite one of all is.

If you were a stripper, I would be homeless. (I made it up!)

other ones:

If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction

I wanna bag you like some groceries.

I spiked your drink.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.

U work at subway? Cuz u just gave me a foot-long.

How'd u get past security baby? Cuz your da bomb.

Do u know karate? Cuz your body is kickin.

I know more but i'm too lazy to post em.

Hi, thats about as good as it gets for me, I havent ever used a pick up line and that was how I started talking to my wife, she insists it was an awesome line heheheheh.

Do you wear space pants? Your ass is out of this world.

[spoiler] I haven't really heard any good ones in a long time, sorry. :P [/spoiler]

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.

supa_badman

Hi, thats about as good as it gets for me, I havent ever used a pick up line and that was how I started talking to my wife, she insists it was an awesome line heheheheh.

daleerin24

Did you fall from heaven, because you look like an angel.

That's not nearly as good as this put down line:

Did you fall from heaven, cause yo face is all f***ed up!

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Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.

TACFARINAS

Hi, thats about as good as it gets for me, I havent ever used a pick up line and that was how I started talking to my wife, she insists it was an awesome line heheheheh.

daleerin24

Hey it worked right??

Everybody comes with baggage, the trick is finding a matching set :P

Does this rag smell funny to you?

excuse me, did you just fart? because u just blew me away :lol:

Hey baby I'm an exponential function, my base is 2, and my exponent is you ;)

Did you just fart? Cuz you just blew me away

If you were a stripper, I would be homeless. (I made it up!)

TACFARINAS

I'd hope so..

what has 150 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper.

your like a trophy fish. I dont know whether to eat you or to mount you

I wish I was RNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes 8)

Hey, nice shirt but you left the sales tag on. Let me get it for yah. 10% off eh? Why don't you come back to my place and we'll make it 100% off.

Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

There's a party in my pants... and you're invited.

If you were a computer, I'd be all over you like spyware.

If I was dying of thirst, would your lips come quench me?

Funny, but pick up lines don't work.

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Alacoque72

Her: Shoulda upgraded that thing years ago. I can't be with someone who doesn't keep up with the technological advances of today. :roll:

i'd tap that like a van halen solo

I wish I was RNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes 8)

MetroidPrimePwn

I put the STD in "STUD" and all I need is "U"!

wait wat.