Favorite quotation from a movie or TV show?

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#1 Meinhard1
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This is probably the most amazing thing I've ever heard on television: (it's from Battlestar Galactica)

I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my five creators thought that God wanted it that way!

Here's an (amazing) audio clip. (sorry I can't link it no matter what I try.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgx-uLVFFA&feature=related#t=0m56s

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The Darth Vadar "NOOOOOOOO!" I hear it's being added to the blu-ray version, can't wait.

Yes, I'm joking.

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"You touch me with that hand again, you're not gonna get it back." - Book of Eli

"Hail to the King, baby!"- Army of Darkness

"It's not a lie, if you beleive it." - Seinfeld

"Was it a refreshing Coke?" - Supernatural

These are just a few of my faves but there are many more.

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Jack Nicholson "You can't handle the Truth" Kifer Sutherland "Who are you working for"
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"Not that there's anything wrong with that." -Jerry Seinfeld.

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" How do you do that voodoo that you do so well?" Blazing Saddles

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#7 Deihjan
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My quote is too explicit for OT, so I can't even link it. Sorry.
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"No, I just blue myself"- Tobias Funke.

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My sig contains a couple of my favorite quotes

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"No, I just blue myself"- Tobias Funke.

Boston_Boyy

I thought if I blue myself early, I'd be nice and relaxed for a nine o'clock dinner reservation.

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"... That's what she said." - Michael Gary Scott, The Office.
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"Hasta la vista baby'' Terminator judgement day
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This is probably the most amazing thing I've ever heard on television: (it's from Battlestar Galactica)

I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my five creators thought that God wanted it that way!

Here's an (amazing) audio clip. (sorry I can't link it no matter what I try.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgx-uLVFFA&feature=related#t=0m56s

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Meinhard1

IT that from "The Plan"?

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#15 Meinhard1
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[QUOTE="Meinhard1"]

This is probably the most amazing thing I've ever heard on television: (it's from Battlestar Galactica)

I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my five creators thought that God wanted it that way!

Here's an (amazing) audio clip. (sorry I can't link it no matter what I try.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgx-uLVFFA&feature=related#t=0m56s

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DigitalExile

IT that from "The Plan"?

Sort of. They do include an excerpt at the end of "The Plan". (You can see it below, sorry for not being able to link it)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqzmEtLe8PM

The audio clip that I posted in the OP, however, is from Season 4, where it originally appeared.

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#16 DigitalExile
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[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]

[QUOTE="Meinhard1"]

This is probably the most amazing thing I've ever heard on television: (it's from Battlestar Galactica)

I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my five creators thought that God wanted it that way!

Here's an (amazing) audio clip. (sorry I can't link it no matter what I try.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgx-uLVFFA&feature=related#t=0m56s

What's yours?

Meinhard1

IT that from "The Plan"?

Sort of. They do include an excerpt at the end of "The Plan". (You can see it below, sorry for not being able to link it)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqzmEtLe8PM

The audio clip that I posted in the OP, however, is from Season 4, where it originally appeared.

Ah okay. I watched S4 a while ago and recenty watched Razor and The Plan, but that was still a few months ago, so I've got everything muddled.

Awesome awesome show though, pity Season 4 had no real direction.

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FACT! bears beat battlestar galactica
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Arnold Schwarzaneggar in Jingle all the Way: "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN.... NOW!!!"

Johnny Cage in the first Mortal Kombat movie: "Those were $500 sunglasses A-hole"

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"Aye miss lady bish aye im talkin to u"

"How much for this candy bar,$5 what you better gimmie sucky sucky with that for $5"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIk0abbYgXQ&feature=related

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When Inigo is making Count Rugen beg for his life. Inigo Montoya: Offer me anything I ask for. Count Rugen: Anything you want... [Rugen knocks Inigo's sword aside and lunges. But Inigo traps his arm and aims his sword at Rugen's stomach] Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a b****! [He runs Count Rugen through and shoves him back against the table. Rugen falls to the floor, dead] That last line is just too great.
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"Suq Madiq" and "Munchma Quchi" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=estpjQE1pQ4&feature=related
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I cant believe it hasn't been said already. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!-al pacino scarface These pretzels are making me thirsty-kramer
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! but no really new nightmare on elm street "why are you screaming? when i haven't even cut you yet......
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Just thought of one.

"No more half measures..." -Mike (Breaking Bad)

That may be my favourite single spoken line, otherwise it's the very funny exchanges from Arrested Development I can't remember too well right now.

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"How would you like your coffee Agent Cooper?"

"Black as the night on a moonless night..." - FBI Agent Dale Cooper

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"The owls are not what they seem...." The One Armed Man

Both quotes are from my all time favorite TV show - Twin Peaks

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Warning! Women in general only yield short-term returns. They are not a suitable vehicle for long-term investments. Also, in my experience, very low drop-rate. All I can say is have fun grinding.

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"How 'bout a bumper sammich, booger lips!?"
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That one lady: You can't go in there that's crazy!

Agent WD-40: That's not crazy. Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantleope on your head saying "I am a hamster, I am a hamster."

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"I just went from six to midnight"-Jonah Hill, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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there's a great quote from Buffy I've always loved:

'Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have?'

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TMNT- COWABUNGA!!

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1. Get your ass to Mars!! (Total Recall) amazing movie how could you not love it

2.Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas: Yeah.

Leeloo:Mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.

Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas: We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...

Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.

Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love. (The Fifth Element) love that movie to death!

3.Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?

The Terminator: Nice night for a walk.

Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?

The Terminator: Nothing clean. Right.

Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.

The Terminator: Your clothes... give them to me, now.

Punk Leader: FU you, assho.. (The Terminator) lol love it another great Arnold movie

there are some more but those are the high ones for me = )

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Anything from Top Gear. " In fact, we settled on Belgium, which was a country invented so that Britain and Germany would have somewhere to sort out their differences!" I love it when they make fun of Belgium.
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! but no really new nightmare on elm street "why are you screaming? when i haven't even cut you yet......almasdeathchild
lol cant believe i didnt think of that
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community,

Proffesor duncan smashes glass on ground "AND THAT!!! is what jews do at weddings, AHTROPOLOGY!!"

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"The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're like a mile away, but if you get inside their circle they will maul you. If a bear's claw would ever strike your face, it would take your whole face right off your skull. Your eyes, your nose, your everything. And you would die from it. Animals… There is something else about bears that not many people know. If a bear gets hooked on the taste of human blood, he becomes a man killer. He'll go on a rampage, and has to be destroyed. That's why you should never hug a bear."

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"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." - MLP FiM

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I like TC's. BSG is awesome.
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Major's I love war speech from hellsing

link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUB9QGKCNmI&feature=related

"My friends, it has often been said that I like war.

Friends, I like war... No, friends, I love war! I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.

Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.

I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.

Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.

The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers!

When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.

I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the yark bombers flying overhead.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?

Very well. Then kreig is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might. But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for us to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats. We will remind them, that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand battle-hardened warriors will burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war! At last the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion this is a message from your commander… friends, let's bring them hell."

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Sonny: "Please Groov, just say something to them, say 'hi' or anything, just so they'll believe me!"
Groovy (the dog): "Not yet to talk to them. YOU are the hand chosen by the master! Your's is a field of blood! Your's is the sword of Michael!!"
Sonny: "Shut up! Shut up god damn you! I can't hear myself think! *sobs*"
('The Venture Brothers' episode: 'Viva Los Muertos!")

Not the best, but fun.

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This one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihH_-O7ev2o&feature=related

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Tracy Jordan 30 rock....I believe the moon doesnt exist. I believe that the white alphabet has 31 letters. I believe that vampires are the worlds greatest golfers but their curse is they can never prove it.