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#1 3DayFinisher
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Just borrowing this from the movie quote topic, but more specific.

here it is, again...

"Sir I may be an Idiot, but there is one thing I can assure you I am not, an Idiot" -Peter Griffin

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Christians don't believe in gravity.
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Christians don't believe in gravity.-Karayan-

love that episode, "Hey Lois, I'm a booger, hehe-he-hehehe"

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I don't like Family Guy anymore. It used to be funny but no longer.

South Park=Futurama>Simpsons>Family Guy>American Dad

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I don't like Family Guy anymore. It used to be funny but no longer.

South Park=Futurama>Simpsons>Family Guy>American Dad

Guiltfeeder566

Maybe, but the first few seasons are classic

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I don't like Family Guy anymore. It used to be funny but no longer.

South Park=Futurama>Simpsons>Family Guy>American Dad

Guiltfeeder566
None of those shows even compare to Family Guy..... Anyways, there are too many quotes for me to list. Plus, It is like 6:30 in the morning here and I am way to damn tired to think of any.....
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'Last week I stubbed my toe, and took it out on the dog.  And just yesterday I ran out of vanilla ice cream, and struck my wife. Thing is, she's been dead for years, WHO THE HELL DID I HIT?" (guy in diabetes commercial)

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[QUOTE="Guiltfeeder566"]

I don't like Family Guy anymore. It used to be funny but no longer.

South Park=Futurama>Simpsons>Family Guy>American Dad

LostProphetFLCL

None of those shows even compare to Family Guy..... Anyways, there are too many quotes for me to list. Plus, It is like 6:30 in the morning here and I am way to damn tired to think of any.....

fair enough

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[QUOTE="Guiltfeeder566"]

I don't like Family Guy anymore. It used to be funny but no longer.

South Park=Futurama>Simpsons>Family Guy>American Dad

LostProphetFLCL

None of those shows even compare to Family Guy..... Anyways, there are too many quotes for me to list. Plus, It is like 6:30 in the morning here and I am way to damn tired to think of any.....

They don't compare becuase their so much better?

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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"][QUOTE="Guiltfeeder566"]

I don't like Family Guy anymore. It used to be funny but no longer.

South Park=Futurama>Simpsons>Family Guy>American Dad

Guiltfeeder566

None of those shows even compare to Family Guy..... Anyways, there are too many quotes for me to list. Plus, It is like 6:30 in the morning here and I am way to damn tired to think of any.....

They don't compare becuase their so much better?

No, because they aren't good.... The only likeable one is Futurama, but man that show got boring after a while..... I can't stand South Park, and I have never been impressed with the Simpsons. American Dad was also just trying to play off of Family Guy's sucess.....
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[QUOTE="Guiltfeeder566"][QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"][QUOTE="Guiltfeeder566"]

I don't like Family Guy anymore. It used to be funny but no longer.

South Park=Futurama>Simpsons>Family Guy>American Dad

LostProphetFLCL

None of those shows even compare to Family Guy..... Anyways, there are too many quotes for me to list. Plus, It is like 6:30 in the morning here and I am way to damn tired to think of any.....

They don't compare becuase their so much better?

No, because they aren't good.... The only likeable one is Futurama, but man that show got boring after a while..... I can't stand South Park, and I have never been impressed with the Simpsons. American Dad was also just trying to play off of Family Guy's sucess.....

Not to take sides, but American Dad is created by the same people as family guy

And guys, if you dont have a quote, please don't post

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[QUOTE="Guiltfeeder566"][QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"][QUOTE="Guiltfeeder566"]

I don't like Family Guy anymore. It used to be funny but no longer.

South Park=Futurama>Simpsons>Family Guy>American Dad

LostProphetFLCL

None of those shows even compare to Family Guy..... Anyways, there are too many quotes for me to list. Plus, It is like 6:30 in the morning here and I am way to damn tired to think of any.....

They don't compare becuase their so much better?

No, because they aren't good.... The only likeable one is Futurama, but man that show got boring after a while..... I can't stand South Park, and I have never been impressed with the Simpsons. American Dad was also just trying to play off of Family Guy's sucess.....

Family Guy WAS funny untill a season after its return. Now it just stupid. SP, Futr, and Simps are all much better.

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My favourites...

"It's really turned his life all upside down face" *stewies priceless face*

"OH MY GOD! YOU CAN TALK!?"

"................................Nevermind."

"Hey girls. Like what I've done with my big rig? Hmm...I'm off to make trouble for the establishment!"

Oh, and...

"Well I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total b****."

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My favourites...

"It's really turned his life all upside down face" *stewies priceless face*

"OH MY GOD! YOU CAN TALK!?"

"................................Nevermind."

"Hey girls. Like what I've done with my big rig? Hmm...I'm off to make trouble for the establishment!"

Oh, and...

"Well I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total b****."

dommeus

"OH MY GOD! YOU CAN TALK!?" Best in that list I think rofl

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that whole Gene Shalit scene. 'Don't Panic Room, i'm not going to William Hurt you...' and more but i forgot
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anyone is good

my favorite scene that makes me laugh every time is when Lois goes "youre more aggressive than when Peter was on steroids" (cuts to flashback, peter is huge and theyre at the dinner table. peter tries to cut the steak but breaks through the table instead). AHHHHH DAMNIT MEG! and then he punches her straight in the face

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brian: "miserable little runt" *louis glares at him* brian: "what, i said runt"



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Peter:  Lois, our son has been blessed with a great gift. And I am going to everything I can to nurture that talent and help him succeed, then I'm going to use him to live out all my frustrated hopes and dreams. Because that's good parenting, right Bing Crosby?

Bing Crosby
: That's right Peter, and if your kids give you any lip you can beat them with a sack of sweet Velency Oranges. They won't leave a bruise and it'll let 'em know who's boss, there's nooo doubt about it.

Peter
: That... That doesn't sound right.

Bing Crosby
: Are you givin' me lip boy? Because I'll take this belt off and put the smack down on you, is that what you want?
[takes his belt off and whips Peter a few times]
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Stewie -- "Click Click, Bloody Click, PANCAKES!" :lol:
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Stewey - "What the Duece!? "
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Cool Whip :D
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Who cares what you think? You're a dog; which means you cant see colors; which means you can't see the colors of the American Flag. Commie.  I love that part:D
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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"][QUOTE="Guiltfeeder566"][QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"][QUOTE="Guiltfeeder566"]

I don't like Family Guy anymore. It used to be funny but no longer.

South Park=Futurama>Simpsons>Family Guy>American Dad

Guiltfeeder566

None of those shows even compare to Family Guy..... Anyways, there are too many quotes for me to list. Plus, It is like 6:30 in the morning here and I am way to damn tired to think of any.....

They don't compare becuase their so much better?

No, because they aren't good.... The only likeable one is Futurama, but man that show got boring after a while..... I can't stand South Park, and I have never been impressed with the Simpsons. American Dad was also just trying to play off of Family Guy's sucess.....

Family Guy WAS funny untill a season after its return. Now it just stupid. SP, Futr, and Simps are all much better.

Futurama simply got boring for me after a while. I used to love it and along with Family Guy, I watched it when it originally aired on Fox. I have watched a little of the Simpsons, never found it very funny at all. South Park has made me laugh a few select times. SP is just like the epic movie of the TV world I think...... American Dad is alright, but nowhere near as good as Family Guy and Futurama for that matter. I know it is done by the same people, but it doesn't have the same characters.... Family Guy definitely isn't as good as it used to be but it still gives me some good laughs, like in that episode where Stewie and Brian run the radio station! Anyways, I thought of a good Family Guy quote: Chris: Dad, what would you say if I told you I didn't want to be in the scouts anymore? Peter: Well, I would say "come again?" and then I would laugh because I said come.
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man: jackal, jackal, its a jackal, it looks like a jackle, jackal, jackal, its a jackal, jackal
Woman: Time
stewie: if it wasn't right the first time you said it, why the hell would it be right the next 10 times!?! GOD!

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i have too many i love, but pretty much anythin with ollie williams is some of the best
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man: jackal, jackal, its a jackal, it looks like a jackle, jackal, jackal, its a jackal, jackal
Woman: Time
stewie: if it wasn't right the first time you said it, why the hell would it be right the next 10 times!?! GOD!

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lmao.  I love that part. 

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[QUOTE="kilgoreTrout_xl"]Peter:  Lois, our son has been blessed with a great gift. And I am going to everything I can to nurture that talent and help him succeed, then I'm going to use him to live out all my frustrated hopes and dreams. Because that's good parenting, right Bing Crosby?

Bing Crosby
: That's right Peter, and if your kids give you any lip you can beat them with a sack of sweet Velency Oranges. They won't leave a bruise and it'll let 'em know who's boss, there's nooo doubt about it.

Peter
: That... That doesn't sound right.

Bing Crosby
: Are you givin' me lip boy? Because I'll take this belt off and put the smack down on you, is that what you want?
[takes his belt off and whips Peter a few times]

You forgot the dead guy part.
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Peter-(in a mad mood) Is that my bill or my phone number. Lady- (in a bored mood) your phone number.
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i have too many i love, but pretty much anythin with ollie williams is some of the best-DirtySanchez-
Yeah, the way he yells everything is just freaking hillarious! I really can't remember his quotes though....
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[QUOTE="-DirtySanchez-"]i have too many i love, but pretty much anythin with ollie williams is some of the bestLostProphetFLCL
Yeah, the way he yells everything is just freaking hillarious! I really can't remember his quotes though....

It gonna rain! (first one, classic)

She gonna get it!

are two, can't think of any others at this moment

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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"][QUOTE="-DirtySanchez-"]i have too many i love, but pretty much anythin with ollie williams is some of the bestskullkrusher13

Yeah, the way he yells everything is just freaking hillarious! I really can't remember his quotes though....

It gonna rain! (first one, classic)

She gonna get it!

are two, can't think of any others at this moment

LMAO I remember thoughs! There was also the time when he reported on that hurricane:lol:
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My favourite is "Dance with me Lois, dance the dance of life!"