Favourite quotes..?

Which quotes from a film? or maybe even someone you know, have had an effect on you. Can be serious or funny :)

Youse are a bunch of ****ing elephants :lol: best moment in that film :)

Mark Twain quotes are legendary. The man had more wit in his pinky then I ever will. :(

well I don't know many, but on Gametrailers, the quote that was said on the forums and won quote of the year was

"I walked into my sisters room and touched her vagina"

it was said during a serious conversation, and it was just hilarious.

Youse are a bunch of ****ing elephants :lol: best moment in that film :)

RiseAgainst12

"What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets" - Ray (Colin Farrell), In Bruges.

That's the best part of the film.

:P

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Youse are a bunch of ****ing elephants :lol: best moment in that film :)

sammyjenkis898

"What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets" - Ray (Colin Farrell), In Bruges.

That's the best part of the film.

:P

"Shut the **** up, Donnie."

... I'll wait to see who gets that :P

Attributed to Oscar Wilde moments before his death: "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do"xaos

Me and my friend were walking through town and we saw this guy who looked identical to jackie chan and my friend said this, being serious

"Oh my god its an asian jackie chan"

it took a couple of secondsfor him to realise what he just said

"A witty saying proves nothing."-Voltaire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOn1dFmFds

ima go medieval on yo ***

"**** it Dude, let's go bowling."

"**** it Dude, let's go bowling."

Darth_Tyrev

Wahey, we quoted the same film :P... You are talking about The Big Lebowski, yeah?

"There are only two things in the world that give us absolute total happiness. One is unwrapping a newly-bought CD, and the other is seeing other people fail." (Armando Iannucci)

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"**** it Dude, let's go bowling."

-Misanthropic-

Wahey, we quoted the same film :P... You are talking about The Big Lebowski, yeah?

You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

JML897

"Yeah, well, thats just your opinion, man"

Gotta love that movie :P

"Many people are willing to be God-centered as long as they feel that God is man-centered." --John Piper

"Religious people are 20% less likely to die." --don't know who...

"Suppose there were no intelligence behind the universe. In that case, nobody designed my brain for the purpose of thinking. Thought is merely the by product of some atoms within my own thinking to be true? But if I can't trust my own thinking, of course, I can't trust the arguments leading to atheism, and therefore have no reason to be an atheist, or anything else. Unless I believe in God, I can't believe in thought; so I can never use thought to disbelieve in God." --C.S. Lewis

"I can't remember 3 things: I can't remember names, I can't remember faces, and the third thing, I can't remember." --Dr. Adrian Pater, one of my professors

"I am humble and proud of it!" --fried of mine"I believe in Christianity as I believe in the rising sun; not because I see it, but by it I can see all else." --C. S. Lewis

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car." --Laurence J. Peter

"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, 'All right, then, have it your way.'" --C.S. Lewis

"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither." --C.S. Lewis

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important." --C.S. Lewis

"The very word 'Christianity' is a misunderstanding - in truth, there was only one Christian, and he died on the cross." --Friedrich Nietzsche

A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true. -- Socrates.

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[QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"]

"**** it Dude, let's go bowling."

JML897

Wahey, we quoted the same film :P... You are talking about The Big Lebowski, yeah?

You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

"Religious people are 20% less likely to die." --don't know who...

mindstorm

Whatever dumbass wrote this.

All I know is that I know nothing- Plato LordRama94

I think it was Socrates that said that, but we only know of Socrates' existence through Plato. . .hmm.

Michael: "Tell Gob to get down to prison, I've got a nice hard cot waiting for him."

Lucille: "You'd do that to you're own brother?"

Michael: "... I said cot, mom."

*Gob "sheaths" sword, ripping his pants.*

Michael: "You bleeding?"

Gob: "Probably, my socks are wet."

Tobias: "I am surpised that she'd go after somebody so similar to my own type. But I suppose we all expose our inner desires, don't we?"

Maeby: "I think you just did."

Buster: "My army training tells me this is a hot mission."

Michael: "Hot mission! We're on a hot mission!"

Buster: "Maybe we should call it "Operation Hot Mother".

Michael: "Let's try to top that..."

Narrator: "They never did, so later, Operation Hot Mother was under way."

Tobias: "Boy, I sure feel like a Marry without a Peter and a Paul."

Gob: "My gut is telling me no... but my gut is also telling me I'm very hungry."

So brilliant.

"I still can't think of anything."

"Flashback Humor, nice."

Cookie to who gets it.

[QUOTE="LordRama94"]All I know is that I know nothing- Plato Theokhoth

I think it was Socrates that said that, but we only know of Socrates' existence through Plato. . .hmm.

It was Socrates that said that, yes.

Guy 1: "How do you spell p****"

Guy 2: "P-U-S...."

Guy 1: "Wrong! P-U-H-I-V."

Also I forgot who said this but "Murder is wrong, unless you do in mass numbers and to the sound of trumpets."

"We've managed to avoid drowning!"Mr_Leonis

There is no teacher but the enemy.

-From Ender's Game

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[QUOTE="-Misanthropic-"]

Wahey, we quoted the same film :P... You are talking about The Big Lebowski, yeah?

D3nnyCrane

You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

"That rug really pulled the room together."

"Well, he may have all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy."
"What's that?"
".................A dinosaur!"

1.My sig below.

2."To secure peace is to prepare for war." -Karl Von Clausewitz

3."Courage, above all things, is the first quality of a warrior." -Karl Von Clausewitz4."If they return the money, then I don't think anybody has to know who they are or what their names are."

-Rep. Gary Ackerman, on how mob rule is going to work for at least the next four years.

5."Saying **** is not as bad as pulling the trigger and sending hot steel through someone's chest." from this guy in this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJ0F0ZErkM&feature=user

6."Death of the one is tragedy, death of the million is statistics." - Stalin

7."Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
-The Third Man(movie)

"I'm gonna make hhim an offer he can't refuse"
I admire you Vito Corleone!

My sig.

"If you start with the question whether God does or does not exist, you can never reach Him; and if you assert that He does exist, you can reach Him even less than if you assert that he does not exist." - Paul Tillich, Christian theologian

"Nowhere nor in anything, except in the assertion of the Church, can we find that God or Christ founded anything like what churchmen understand by the Church." - Leo Tolstoy, writer and Christian pacifist-anarchist

"The only revolution worthwhile was the one-man revolution within the heart. Each one could make this by himself and not need to wait on a majority." - Ammon Hennacy, Christian pacifist-anarchist

"Let justice be done, though the heavens may fall!" - multiple sources

"... What if the mightiest word is love,
Love beyond marital, filial, national.
Love that casts a widening pool of light.
Love with no need to preempt grievance. ..."
- Elizabeth Alexander (Obama's inaugural poem)

"There is no law beyond Do what thou wilt. Love is the law, love under will." - Aleister Crowley, mystic

Ocelot: "This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets...more than enough to kill anything that moves."

"Music expresses that which cannot be said on which it is impossible to be silent"- Victor Hugo.

What the **** is that? What the **** is that!!??

"Back off **** or we both die!" Knife versus Rocket Launcher in Far Cry multiplayer :)

Any quotes from the TV series blackadder are awesome, funny everytime!

"It's the oldest trick in the book one guy asks for a tattoo and then gives him another." -Steve-O