first thing you do when you wake up? (after getting out of bed)

What do you do first, after waking up? (after you get out of bed)

For example, I typically brush my teeth.

Take a Wizz

Shower on days I work, otherwise I eat breakfast first.

Take a Wizz

honkyjoe

Yup. Can't start your day with a full bladder.

Take a Wizz

honkyjoe

this one usually ties with my original answer of brushing my teeth. I guess it all depends on how much water I drank the night before.

Sit up for a few minutes then go back to sleep.

I eat something, then brush my teeth, shower, etc....

First thing I do is take a shower.

Put on deoderant, put on shirt, go to bathroom (pee, brush) rarely I will eat breakfeast, otherwises I go back to my room and get ready for school.

I only have about 10 minutes to get ready so unless I have breakfeast on the go, I dont eat.

Sit on my bed, say something cheery like "**** my life" or "Gawwwwwwwwd".D3nnyCrane

As motivating as that may be, I was expecting someone to say "Tip the hooker." But hey, the topic's not dead yet. We can only hope I guess. :)

Lay there till I wake up properly then brush my teeth

Shut the alarm off, then go back to sleep.

Then when I realize I overslept I dress super fast and get to work/class in record timing!

Put on deoderant, put on shirt, go to bathroom (pee, brush) rarely I will eat breakfeast, otherwises I go back to my room and get ready for school.

I only have about 10 minutes to get ready so unless I have breakfeast on the go, I dont eat.

gotdangit

Of all my days in high school and college, I can only remeber a few times where I ate breakfast.

go straight to the fridge

Open my eyes.

Do 30 push ups then go to the bathroom to get ready for the day.

Sit on my bed, say something cheery like "**** my life" or "Gawwwwwwwwd".D3nnyCrane

I make up my bed or wash my face first.

i stagger to my bedroom door and try to get my eyes open so I can open it and go to the bathroom to take a piss, followed by letting my dogs outside, turning the computer on, and then going back to brush my teeth.

Whiz

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Take a Wizz

honkyjoe

usually whiz, wash my hands and put my contacts in. Then, I brush my teeth and start getting dressed

Sit on my bed, say something cheery like "**** my life" or "Gawwwwwwwwd".D3nnyCrane

This.

Then I turn on my radio.

Sit on my bed, say something cheery like "**** my life" or "Gawwwwwwwwd".D3nnyCrane

Make a cup of tea and read the paper / go on teh internetz.

School days I shower, days off I watch some TV.

Look at the calendar and pray that day is weekend. If yes I usually go back to sleep:P

snooze button

I wake up, roll out of bed, shuffle my way to the bathroom, and pee.