Fun things to do while under the influence

Drunk-I like talking to girls who are also drunk

Stoned-chillin and getting lost in music

Drunk - I dunno... just party-ing with other drunk ppl, and doing random stuff

Stoned - Sleeping and eating

And about making phonecalls: lol, I sometimes get called by some drunk friends at 4 AM at night while I'm asleep and they talk BS... I don't mind though, like the OP said it's funny :D

Drunk: play stupid games like i've never and truth or dare
pirates dice!
phone conversations
dancing!
playing Wiisports

Stoned:
haha watching sealab or mxc!
Squidney

SeaLab is great!

Drunk:

Watch films with other drunk mates and make lewd sexual comments every time a girl appears on screen.

Play Warioware: Smooth Moves and attempt to play Ninja Gaiden.

Eat noodles. Lots and lots of noodles.

Walk around dressed as Jesus, put my hand on random people's heads then shout 'You're healed!'

turn on disney cartoons, mute the TV, then turn on rap music and pretend they are rapping :)FlameMe

Drunk:Usually at parties socializing.

Stones:Eat,watch movies,play my guitar,play some video games, listen to music.

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yeah... ok. I believe him too I guess....

Though, I dunno why you'd start with cutting booze and bud before cigarettes...

Cigarettes are by far more pointless and harmful...

I myself smoked cigarettes for a long time, finally quit. Patches are highly recommended...

I still smoke... Not cigarettes, lol... But that's a far more controllable habit done here and there...

Guess drinking is a problem for me, but I'll just work on cutting back, I'll never quit... Drinking is too much of a social aspect of my life that I enjoy far too much to give up. Plus a completely straight edge life sucks monkey balls....

If you've quit pot, good for you I guess, probably best since it's not legal anyhow. You should quit the cigarettes asap though, and ah.... lol, I'd highly recommend allowing yourself to drink now and then. Just use some discipline.

Now I am rambling... Sorry. lol
lord_mordain

When drunk I usually end up hitting on some girl or talking BS to complete strangers...

Drunk:
Call people and have long phone conversations (fun for them usually too)
Truth or Dare
Have revealing group conversations.
I usually wake up regretting saying or doing some of thing things I say or do while drunk but whatever, its all good fun.

Stoned:
Draw
Get lost in trance music
EAT!! go on a kitchen rampage
Play video games, particularly Street Fighter and Tetris


Post things you guys like to do under the influence!
jealentus

  You don't have to be under the influence to do that. Just hit your cranium with a hammer until you feel retarded. After you get out of the hospital they will give you a helmet and the rest of that jazz. A box of crayons will be the coolest thing ever, forever. The rest of your days will be full of joyous exclamations of *WEEE!.* even while you're on the toliet.

Hmm...  This thread was about me about 15 years ago.  People don't change much over generations.  Back then ...

Drunk:  Hanging out with my cronies at bars, parties, hitting on girls, being obnoxius

Stoned: Playing my 16 bit RPGs, reading sci-fi and eating like a horse!

Today I do neither and don't look back or regret it.

Drunk - Go on adventures

Stoned - Not Move.

Drunk - Go on adventuresShirley_Temple

im above the influence

edit : i smoke clowns like you on the bball court!
Mikedogg05