Fun thread, Can this guy take on a gorilla?

Depending on the rules, the human record deadlift is near/somewhat over 1,000 pounds. A gorilla is considerably stronger than a human, though experiences none of the conditioning of a weightlifter.

A "budge" of the weight would be easy, i.e lift it at all. The human backlift record is over 2 tons.

A military style press (over the head) might be too difficult. Gorillas are not fully upright and thus the spinal column could not stack vertically to support the weight. In effect it would be carrying a massive weight at a lean. I doubt if a gorilla could lift this.

That guy is disgusting :x..

That man is just over-compensating because of the fact that he has a small penis:P.

The gorilla could kick his arse.

the gorilla would kill him.

My money is on the gorilla. That guy looks nasty.

If he didnt shave all his body hair he could pass for a gorilla...God I hate body builders.

Not sure, but the Gorilla would surely win a beauty contest with this... uh... thing.

Considering that the guy is not built for fighting (Far too bulky) , and I am betting he has literally no combat/survival/hand to hand training whatsoever; I feel that the gorilla would tear him apart (Quite literally)

In fact, Id bet that a man who is trained to fight and who has the proper fighting physique would lose to a gorilla also, gorillas are strong.

The gorilla would tear out his spine. It would be a very horrible massacre to watch.

The gorilla would knock the steroids out of him.

Gorilla wins hands down.

The guy looks like he cant even run, yet alone fight :P

The guy would loose because he is photoshopped :P

The gorilla wins every category

what would happen if you cut one of his veins with a knife

The Gorilla would pop with.

what would happen if you cut one of his veins with a knife

needled24-7

He'd bleed pure anabolic steroids, then explode from the sudden release in pressure, like a big wet baloon.

I'm pretty sure that dude is photoshopped.

It's a gorilla. If you piss off a gorilla you're going to die. Unless the weightlifter could somehow snap the gorilla's neck or something, the guy would probably die.

I'm pretty sure that dude is photoshopped.

It's a gorilla. If you piss off a gorilla you're going to die. Unless the weightlifter could somehow snap the gorilla's neck or something, the guy would probably die.

starfox15

The large musles around their neck would prevent any human from snapping a gorilla neck... your best bet is to lie there, protect you eyes, neck and testicles, and take the beating. If you submit, the gorilla will stop. If you absolutly had to fight it, go for the eyes: if you destroy one of its eyes, it will stop fighting for fear of losing the other.

Gorilla would prolly just need to touch him with its nail and the guy would 'splode...

Depending on the rules, the human record deadlift is near/somewhat over 1,000 pounds. A gorilla is considerably stronger than a human, though experiences none of the conditioning of a weightlifter.

A "budge" of the weight would be easy, i.e lift it at all. The human backlift record is over 2 tons.

A military style press (over the head) might be too difficult. Gorillas are not fully upright and thus the spinal column could not stack vertically to support the weight. In effect it would be carrying a massive weight at a lean. I doubt if a gorilla could lift this.

Blazerdt47

Gorilla wins, for several reasons...

1) Weights don't usually fight back. Gorillas do.

2) That guy may have lots of muscles, but look at his veins popping out. I don't know what that means for the guy, but I suspect that it means that he's got health problems.

3) All that grotesque muscle mass would almost certainly make the guy less quick and agile, which would enable the gorilla to whoop his ass.

4) Just look at that guy. Seriously, that's just sad. How the **** do people manage to do this to themselves, and not realize how ****ed up they are? That's just...pathetic.

It looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pi..............etc. etc. etc.

The gorillla would win.

his muscles are not real , normally a guy who looks like that uses a substance called Synthol , its some type of oil that is injected straight into the muscle to give a fuller look so this dude is fake.

i wanted also to say that this man is shame on the body building sport and shame on humanity altogether , i mean body building is meant to make a man look more aesthitacally pleasing and more agile and powerful and above all to make you healthier , unlike most IFBB pros who are addicted to roids and who has a small penis because of it , overall i wish that a real gorilla will eat that man alive peace by peace starting from legs and ending by his head , a slow painful death.

The gorilla would definitely win.

I'm not going to comment on whether or not that photo of the dude is real...on second thought, yes I am.

Real: Holy bejessus that guy is pumped to the max.

Fake: Holy bejessus that guy is pumped to that max!

However, a gorilla has teeth, agility, and raw animal instinct that would trump any human in a fight. Although this "man" might be somewhat more difficult to pull apart, the gorilla would surely win. My only hope is that during a battle they become friends, and the gorilla species learns of the human body-building ways and eventually come rule planet Earth.

InEMplease

Tho humans have inginuity and hands... So we could just get a big stick and break the gorillas head...

We didnt get to the top of the food chain cuz we were the least survivable race on planet earth...

The gorilla wins every category

Bedizen

It's Zangief!!! :o

Gorilla would win. :P

If a chimp can beat a sumo wrestler in a game of "tug of war" like nothing than that guy doesnt have a chance!

Only way for a human to beat a gorilla would be to have some sharp weapon to blind the gorilla before he can get mauled. Even then, the best he can do is run until he gets a tactical advantage. Gorillas are much more nimble and agile than a human, and can take much more punishment. I doubt blunt blows would work at all.

Gorilla...me against the gorilla though I would win.

If a chimp can beat a sumo wrestler in a game of "tug of war" like nothing than that guy doesnt have a chance!

AgileNate

wow @ all the people who think that photo of the BB is real...... edit: I think this guy would have a fighting chance: MMA fighter Bob SappFe_Maiden

This guy gets destroyed by humans half his size. How on earth does he have a chance against a Gorilla?

Human brains are much more sophisticated than any other animal, this is our advantage over the beasts. Our tool use is unmatched in the animal kingdom, instead of trying to wrestle an animal with our hands we would pick up a stick and shape it into a spear or construct a bow capable of firing arrows at very fast speeds. To think a human would have ANY chance fighting a much physically dominating animal such as a gorilla, with ONLY bare hands is insane and goes against our evolution.

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If a chimp can beat a sumo wrestler in a game of "tug of war" like nothing than that guy doesnt have a chance!

WhaDIPuN

It was actually an orangutan and it did have a little challenge. It was on tv years ago so I forgot those details. A link you asked for, a link you shall recieve...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBtMoB2FCpc

Damn body builders look so gross when they get like that, Gorilla will kick his butt.

A baby gorilla could tear the guy's limbs off with very little effort. A full-grown gorilla could do just the same, but with greater ease. The human doesn't stand a chance no matter how "buff" he thinks he is. The great apes are very powerful creatures and are not to be underestimated in terms of sheer muscle strength.