Funniest Jokes of all time?

Of ALL time? This isnt an easy question, but if you have your funniest (to you) joke lets share them! Length can be as long as you want.

Jokes made of words are never funny.
and that's why i don't know any.

KiIIyou

Boooo!

The killer joke,obviously....

[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]

Jokes made of words are never funny.
and that's why i don't know any.

Necrifer

Boooo!

I don't know any.:(

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]

Jokes made of words are never funny.
and that's why i don't know any.

KiIIyou

Boooo!

YOu can't spook me!

Boooo!

the only thing that gives a crap,is my ass:lol:

Offensive blah blah blah

knock knock
Who's there?
Tonto
Tonto who?
[spoiler] [/spoiler]

[QUOTE="KiIIyou"]

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

Boooo!

Necrifer

YOu can't spook me!

Boooo!

knock knock
Who's there?
Tonto
Tonto who?

Oleg_Huzwog

You heartless bastard!

Do you like fish sticks? *Yes* Do you like them in your mouth? *Yes* Then your a G@Y fish.Alex3796

Hey!! I ain't no g@y fish....im the freaking voice of a generation...i aint g@y and i aint no fish...imma freakin lyrical wordsmith...u aint nothing man

If you manage to read through it...

It's clearly the funniest joke of all time. :lol:

Knock KnockBrak_N_Zorak

[QUOTE="Brak_N_Zorak"]Knock KnockSaturos3091

[QUOTE="Saturos3091"]

[QUOTE="Brak_N_Zorak"]

Knock Knock

Brak_N_Zorak

Who's there?

Orange

I don't get it.

[QUOTE="Brak_N_Zorak"]

[QUOTE="Saturos3091"]

Who's there?

Necrifer

Orange

I don't get it.

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="Brak_N_Zorak"]

Orange

grape_of_wrath

I don't get it.

It was a joke...I made a joke...In that guy's joke...

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

I don't get it.

Necrifer

It was a joke...I made a joke...In that guy's joke...

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]

Then,you aren't cool enough...

grape_of_wrath

It was a joke...I made a joke...In that guy's joke...

I got the joke...and I put a joke...in your guy's joke....

Speak for yourself. I did awesome.

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

It was a joke...I made a joke...In that guy's joke...

Necrifer

I got the joke...and I put a joke...in your guy's joke....

Speak for yourself. I did awesome.

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]

I got the joke...and I put a joke...in your guy's joke....

grape_of_wrath

Speak for yourself. I did awesome.

pfftt....I was being self critical-now ,that's the mark of a truly funny person...I was just being polite.You people just dampen the shine I bring to this place...

You're a doodoo head.:)

How many psychologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, the other to hold in the penis I mean ladder.

goth_bacon

What?

If you manage to read through it...

It's clearly the funniest joke of all time. :lol:

Saturos3091

That was great lol

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

Speak for yourself. I did awesome.

Necrifer

pfftt....I was being self critical-now ,that's the mark of a truly funny person...I was just being polite.You people just dampen the shine I bring to this place...

You're a doodoo head.:)

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]

pfftt....I was being self critical-now ,that's the mark of a truly funny person...I was just being polite.You people just dampen the shine I bring to this place...

grape_of_wrath

You're a doodoo head.:)

I did something right!

just a question i heard, why can a fly fly but an elephant can't elephant?

How many psychologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to hold in the penis I mean ladder.goth_bacon

:lol: please explain this

english man: we ****'d your country for twenty years *english accent*
indian: we ****'d your language for ever *indian accent*

..sorry that was the only foreign joke i know.:?

The fish sticks joke of course

[QUOTE="goth_bacon"]How many psychologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to hold in the penis I mean ladder.Optical_Order

:lol: please explain this

If you manage to read through it...

It's clearly the funniest joke of all time. :lol:

Saturos3091

..cant be posted on GS cause its a family site :lol:

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Everyone looks at him, and it turns out it wasn't him...


Funny, right?

:cry: