funniest pickup line!

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#1 ZachBdude
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what is the funniest pickup line you know?

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Hi, how are you? :|
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Yer daddy must have been a baker, becasue you've got a great set of buns.

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I'd like to take you out for a steak dinner

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You turn my software into hardware.
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"Hey do you have any irish in you?" [blank stare]
"You want some?"

if i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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#7 mindstorm
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Know what Genesis 2:18 says? "It is not good for the man to be alone." hehehe, even my pickup lines are religious. :P
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Are you a four star general, 'cause my privates are standing at attention 8)

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#9 Dman0017
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]Know what Genesis 2:18 says? "It is not good for the man to be alone." hehehe, even my pickup lines are religious. :P

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 that one always makes me laugh
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#10 mindstorm
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[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="mindstorm"]Know what Genesis 2:18 says? "It is not good for the man to be alone." hehehe, even my pickup lines are religious. :P

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 that one always makes me laugh

:o I'm not so sure that would be considered a pick up line. :P
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#11 Dman0017
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"][QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="mindstorm"]Know what Genesis 2:18 says? "It is not good for the man to be alone." hehehe, even my pickup lines are religious. :P

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 that one always makes me laugh

:o I'm not so sure that would be considered a pick up line. :P

i know, bu it is on the topic of women :0
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Gurl! I'm not the only one happy to see you! *points down to pants*
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Hi. I'm about to go masturbate Can I have a name to go with the face?

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There are 206 bones in the human body. Want a 207th in yours?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. - If that doesn't make her smile, nothing will. Unless of course you're hammered and accidentally called her a polar bear. Which would be really bad if she were pale and hefty. Or a bear.

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You turn my software into hardware.MrPraline
*heart melts* :oops: :P
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You turn my software into hardware.MrPraline
lol nerd
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Hello beautiful, how'd you like to take a bath without ever stepping foot in a tub? ;)
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Pan the girl looking at her head and slowly look down her whole body to her feet, look back up at her and say "you'll do"ProtestTheJOEL
hahaha, if a guy did that to me, id walk away
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you might as well have sex with me right now, cause tomorrow I'm telling everyone you did
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You turn my software into hardware.MrPraline

ahaha nice one :) definitly the best

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Thats a nice top but it'll look better on my bedroom floor :P
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#26 Locke562
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[QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="mindstorm"]Know what Genesis 2:18 says? "It is not good for the man to be alone." hehehe, even my pickup lines are religious. :P

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 that one always makes me laugh

11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. :o
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Can I think about you in the tub?
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I'm no pirate, but you're shivering my timber.

On a scale of 1-10 your body is an 8. Curvy.

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Nice legs. What time do they open?
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. - If that doesn't make her smile, nothing will. Unless of course you're hammered and accidentally called her a polar bear. Which would be really bad if she were pale and hefty. Or a bear.

Clint_Beastwood
Of course, then the question would arise 'why would you want to pick up a bear in the first place'
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My pants are about to explode. How about you?
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Hey baby, you want some chicken...if you know what I mean?

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are we gonna f**k or what?

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