It's almost unbearable for me to say it how stupid it was. I was driving my car with 3 friends and all of them said.. mate, do a handbrake turn. I politely decline saying i'm not riskin all their lives and it's a stupid thing to do, not to mention screw up my cars handbrake. So anyway, goin along at 60mph down a straight road, the guy next to me pulls my handbrake.. the back wheels lock, i slam the breaks on and for some reason the carstarts turning, i turn the wheel to correct but wespin 270 degree's and plow through a stone wall and crash into a house's front windows. none of us were hurt, cept the guy who pulled the handbrake because i immediatly punched him in the face very, very hard. The car was a write off, overall over £5000 worth of damage. That was a bad day.
i would say when i was a kid i was riding my bike hawling butt down this sidewalk and my handlebar hit a mail box and i flew like 15 ft and hit the ground and rolled into a lawn. some guy across the street watering his lawn stood there in shock then started laughing. that was a bad day
It's almost unbearable for me to say it how stupid it was. I was driving my car with 3 friends and all of them said.. mate, do a handbrake turn. I politely decline saying i'm not riskin all their lives and it's a stupid thing to do, not to mention screw up my cars handbrake. So anyway, goin along at 60mph down a straight road, the guy next to me pulls my handbrake.. the back wheels lock, i spin 270 degree's and plow through a stone wall and crash into a house's front windows. none of us were hurt, cept the guy who pulled the handbrake because i immediatly punched him in the face very, very hard. The car was a write off, overall over £5000 worth of damage. That was a bad day.
GenTom
Well I guess you didn't do anything stupid, just that a**wipe next to you. Anyway... Mine would be I was walking through my town and I heard this couple yelling up in this apartment in the middle of downtown. I looked up the stairway and this fat guy comes running down while this fat lady is throwing stuff at him. So I start walking and then they were yelling from the street and window. The lady starts yelling at me to tell him a bunch of names because she's never talking to him again, then he runs upstairs and comes down with a armful of bongs and pipes and says "I just have to get my paraphernalia". That was pretty awkward...
It's almost unbearable for me to say it how stupid it was. I was driving my car with 3 friends and all of them said.. mate, do a handbrake turn. I politely decline saying i'm not riskin all their lives and it's a stupid thing to do, not to mention screw up my cars handbrake. So anyway, goin along at 60mph down a straight road, the guy next to me pulls my handbrake.. the back wheels lock, i slam the breaks on and for some reason the carstarts turning, i turn the wheel to correct but wespin 270 degree's and plow through a stone wall and crash into a house's front windows. none of us were hurt, cept the guy who pulled the handbrake because i immediatly punched him in the face very, very hard. The car was a write off, overall over £5000 worth of damage. That was a bad day.
I was in a Wal-Mart and as we were leaving a really bad storm started. I wanted to go home and didn't feel like waiting forit to stop or calm down. So I decided I would get the car while my wife and son waited inside the store. I was carrying a lot of heavy bags. I walk out like 10 steps and the wind and rain are so bad that my shirt nearly blows over my head. The bags in my hand cause my arms to fly up from myside to my shoulder level. A normal person would turn around and accept defeat. I felt so embarrassed as the crowd waiting for the storm to stop was all talking about me according to my wife. One woman said why don't you get the car and he said I don't wantto end up like that guy. So I continued to walk proudlystraight ahead of me even though I needed to turn to my right before walking straight. It was about 30 seconds before the wind died down enough for me to actually walk in the right direction. My wife was just looking atme wondering where I was going since the car wasn't in the direction I was walking. This Wal-Mart is a weather mystery to me. I have walked into the store with no snow on the ground and in 45 minutes a blizzard has stired up and there was 3 inches of the snowon the ground. So many times do storms come out of no where when I am there.
i was trying to jump a fence o the school football field and my shoe lace got stuck on the fence and i landed face first in the mud in front of everyone------- torture for the next week
I was walking around in this store and some pillar of glass that had glass on it bumped against my back and it fell on a glass table that had glass plates and glasses.. They said I didn't have to pay for it.
In grade 8 some stupid kid pushed my now-fiance into me while I was sitting in a chair. Both of his hands full on landed on my chest, and he kind of had to use it to push himself back up. I wasn't really that embarassed, but he was, kept saying "oh my god im sorry"
[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]In grade 8 some stupid kid pushed my now-fiance into me while I was sitting in a chair. Both of his hands full on landed on my chest, and he kind of had to use it to push himself back up. I wasn't really that embarassed, but he was, kept saying "oh my god im sorry" Bet you can't wait to tell the kids that story. :P
I pissed my pants when i was 6..In front of the whole freaking school. I was 6 at tha time and didnt think much of it. But when i grew up it was just really really embarassing just to recall it. Good thing no one remembers but maybe my mom. Its really scarring to think about it even today.
And when i was older, i was chasing this guy as part of our activities(Gym class), he jumped over a tall hump thing. I tried to do he same but tripped and fell instead, with everyone watching.
In the winter at high school on my first year, I was running to the bus because it was cold and I tripped over something and did a face plant in the snow. Everyone was like "Ohhhhhhhh" but then it all turned into laughter. :( I also had my jeans rip right up the middle once and there was like no way to cover it up. Yeah...I hope no one remembers. I remember too I was at a friends house and I beat her on Need For Speed Hot Pursuit two but she was so angry at me and I couldn't stop laughing. I asked where her washroom was (it was my first time at her house) and I'm embarrassed to say, I never made it to the toilet. Right before I got there I wet my pants and then I wasn't the one laughing anymore...:cry:
Starting in about the sixth grade, I had to wear headgear at night to fix my overbite. It was slightly painful, extremely annoying, and it inhibited the movement of my head when I wore it. I hated it. I wore it off and on during sixth and seventh grade, but during the last couple months of my eight grade year, I stopped wearing it altogether. Despite the guilt of telling my parents I was wearing it when I was not, I continued to leave it on my dresser at night. Finally, near the end of my freshman year of high school, I went to the orthodontist and got busted. My mom was so mad at me for lying for an entire year that she disowned me. She allowed me to "live in her house," but I had to obtain and eat my own food, find my own rides, do my own laundry, etc. It was horrible for about a week, until she "took me back" :lol:. I just graduated, and I haven't done anything stupid on a scale even close to this since. My mom trusts me again, and now I can look back and laugh at what an ass I was. However I do think my mom overreacted a little...
Starting in about the sixth grade, I had to wear headgear at night to fix my overbite. It was slightly painful, extremely annoying, and it inhibited the movement of my head when I wore it. I hated it. I wore it off and on during sixth and seventh grade, but during the last couple months of my eight grade year, I stopped wearing it altogether. Despite the guilt of telling my parents I was wearing it when I was not, I continued to leave it on my dresser at night. Finally, near the end of my freshman year of high school, I went to the orthodontist and got busted. My mom was so mad at me for lying for an entire year that she disowned me. She allowed me to "live in her house," but I had to obtain and eat my own food, find my own rides, do my own laundry, etc. It was horrible for about a week, until she "took me back" :lol:. I just graduated, and I haven't done anything stupid on a scale even close to this since. My mom trusts me again, and now I can look back and laugh at what an ass I was. However I do think my mom overreacted a little...MajorSport
It's almost unbearable for me to say it how stupid it was. I was driving my car with 3 friends and all of them said.. mate, do a handbrake turn. I politely decline saying i'm not riskin all their lives and it's a stupid thing to do, not to mention screw up my cars handbrake. So anyway, goin along at 60mph down a straight road, the guy next to me pulls my handbrake.. the back wheels lock, i slam the breaks on and for some reason the carstarts turning, i turn the wheel to correct but wespin 270 degree's and plow through a stone wall and crash into a house's front windows. none of us were hurt, cept the guy who pulled the handbrake because i immediatly punched him in the face very, very hard. The car was a write off, overall over £5000 worth of damage. That was a bad day.
GenTom
I Lol'd, next time you drive, leave your less inteligent friends behind:P
[QUOTE="Ragnarok1051"][QUOTE="XilePrincess"]In grade 8 some stupid kid pushed my now-fiance into me while I was sitting in a chair. Both of his hands full on landed on my chest, and he kind of had to use it to push himself back up. I wasn't really that embarassed, but he was, kept saying "oh my god im sorry" Bet you can't wait to tell the kids that story. :P Oh, you don't know the half of it. That was the most appropriate thing I could think of to post here, the rest are terribly funny but would get me banned in an instant.
We were in physics class back in school, and a friend and I were going to play snooker after school. Well, as it always does, the class went really quiet when I asked him..."you still up for tonight?" :lol:
I was on a bus with my friend and these two very drunk guys were having an argument... "Dude, you were THERE" "No, I really wasn't. Your mistaken. I wasn't there. Shut up" "NO! YOU DEFINITELY WERE. I SAW YOU" "I KNOW WHERE I WAS AND IT WASNT THERE" Then one of them tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I thought he was there, and I said "Oh, you definitely were there" and the argument started again. When it came to one of the guys stops he got off and then mimed "YOU... WERE.. THERE" through the window as the bus drove off :lol: I had no idea what they were talking about...
Stupidest: Happened only a few weeks ago actually. Me, my mate and his mum went to Kyoto one day to do some sightseeing. When we reached our hotel rooms we were thirsty from the long trip so we both decided to go to the vending machine and get a drink. After purchasing a drink we then went back to our hotel room and suddenly realised we had forgot both our hotel keys. Within 5 minutes of entering the hotel we had already locked ourselves out of our hotel room. Clever.
So we rang my friends mum doorbell for help. We were ringing for around 10 minutes and banging on her door. All this time we were mystified as to where she could've gone or why she wasn't answering the door because we had only been here for 5 minutes. We gave up. 2 minutes later she comes out of the door next to us to ask us why we were making so much noise. Turns out we had been banging on the door to our own empty room... Urgh.
I remember walking to school once when the ground was very icy. A bus pulled up next to us with some tasty girls from our school and trying to look cool one of my mates tried to jump over a railing, slipped, and dragged us all to the floor with him. Plus Ive fell over in pubs and clubs hundreds of times.
and my friends were thrown rocks at each other (not a bright idea) and i threw one and hit a window--it broke--o had to pay for it--fyi a ton of people saw (I WAS STUPID)
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