Not actually a one liner I suppose but Winston Churchill had a fav of mine. Accosted by a woman (I forget her name): "You sir are drunk!" Churchill: "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
[QUOTE="blue_hazy_basic"]Not actually a one liner I suppose but Winston Churchill had a fav of mine. Accosted by a woman (I forget her name): "You sir are drunk!" Churchill: "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly." Yeah theres another one thats really good by him. [Some lady, also can't remember her name] Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband I would put poison in your wine. Churchill: Lady, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
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