Funny Quotes/Lines for my yearbook quote. All answers welcome!

Every year every kid gets a quote in the yearbook. It can be just about anything as long it's school appropriate. It doesn't necessarily have to make sense or even be a quote, as long as it's a line. I just need something funny and was looking for some ideas, even if they're bizarre and don't make sense. Just say anything that comes to mind.

Thanks for the help!

"That's what she said!" :o

"The ostrich, although living far from the orange grove, does not wish to be with its household counterparts. Alas, it longs to swim in the depths of the arctic ocean water with Inigo Montoya who, in fact, did not have a father."

Or, why does it have to be a quote that is funny or weird? Can't it be a quote from a movie or scholar that you enjoy that defines you? Just wondering. I mean, why the interest in the comedy bit?

"That's what she said!" :O

"The ostrich, although living far from the orange grove, does not wish to be with its household counterparts. Alas, it longs to swim in the depths of the arctic ocean water with Inigo Montoya who, in fact, did not have a father."

Or, why does it have to be a quote that is funny or weird? Can't it be a quote from a movie or scholar that you enjoy that defines you? Just wondering. I mean, why the interest in the comedy bit?

[QUOTE="Zassimick"]Dargiboo

Understandable. :)

lil wayne- im gangsta and gangstas dont ask questions

Im so cool i sh*t ice cubes

Im so gansta i carry a squirt gun

bart simpson-Eat my shorts

Need more? msg me :D

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"Why so serious?"-The Joker (The Dark Knight)

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight"- The Joker

"Necrophilia incurs a 500 gold fine in Morrowind"

"At a hospital, death is a co-worker" J.D, scrubs

"what has 2 thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"

"This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"How do i look?"

"Looks like you're out of ammo"

"Would you kindly?"

"Oh my god! You killed Kenny! You bastards!"

"TIMMMAAYY!"

This was my brother's quote last year:

"You know, if I were to suddenly blow up in a giant, fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, that'd just be alright." - Spongebob

"i lost my virginity can i have yours?" for some reason always cracks me up also...

"68, i owe you 1"

I still need some more ideas so fire away.Dargiboo

"When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane" steven wright

"Everyone has a photgraphic memory, some just dont have film"steven wright

"dancing is a perpindicularl expression of a horizontal desire" steven wright

"what happens if you get scared half to death twice"steven wright

basically any steven wright quote will do

heres a list of some

Any of these...

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck Norris once decided to make a vibrator that would simulate the size and power of his actual penis The result was a baseball bat tied to a jackhammer.

In order to speed up the wait time for death row inmates, Texas added death by roundhouse kicks to the list of acceptable methods of execution. The wait has gone down from 7 years to before you step out of the courthouse.

The first man on the moon was actually Chuck Norris. He did this in 1955. When those other two losers got up there, he roundhouse kicked them to Mars and took their space pod. But he didn't go home; he went to Venus to pick up sluts.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.