Funny Riddles

1. Before Mount Everest was discovered , what was the biggest mountain on earth?(answer is at the end of the post)

2.Can you lift an elephant with one hand?(answer at the end of post)

3.Some months have 31 days other months have 30 days, how many months have 28 days.(answer at the end of post)

4.If your locked inside your car and have a hammer,how do you get out?(answer at the end of post)

1.Mount Everest!!! Just because it wasnt discovered doesnt mean it wasnt the biggest mountain.

2.It would be hard to find an elephant with one hand;)

3.ALL MONTHS HAVE 28 DAYS8)

4. Unlock your door

Tell me some of yours8)

If you count to 100. How many numbers are there with the number 9 in it? Sorry for ze inglish :P and NO cheating!i-like-pie

9?

If you count to 100. How many numbers are there with the number 9 in it? Sorry for ze inglish :P and NO cheating!i-like-pie

If you count to 100. How many numbers are there with the number 9 in it? Sorry for ze inglish :P and NO cheating!i-like-pie

i think 19 unless it's a trick question then it could be 92.

[QUOTE="i-like-pie"]If you count to 100. How many numbers are there with the number 9 in it? Sorry for ze inglish :P and NO cheating!NolifeNomoney

9?

If you count to 100. How many numbers are there with the number 9 in it? Sorry for ze inglish :P and NO cheating!i-like-pie

18?

18 numbers.i-like-pie

Wrong; there are an infinite amount of numbers with the number 9 in them; counting to 100 does not change that fact. ;)

or this one:

this one is not hard.

what is heavier?

100kg feathers or 100kg metal?
i-like-pie

[QUOTE="i-like-pie"]18 numbers.GabuEx

Wrong; there are an infinite amount of numbers with the number 9 in them; counting to 100 does not change that fact. ;)

owned

Two kids are at lunch, Jimmy and Sally. If Jimmy has 3 apples, and Sally has 2 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
All of it.

[QUOTE="i-like-pie"]18 numbers.GabuEx

Wrong; there are an infinite amount of numbers with the number 9 in them; counting to 100 does not change that fact. ;)

[QUOTE="GabuEx"][QUOTE="i-like-pie"]18 numbers.tb254

Wrong; there are an infinite amount of numbers with the number 9 in them; counting to 100 does not change that fact. ;)

owned

or this one:

this one is not hard.

what is heavier?

100kg feathers or 100kg metal?
i-like-pie

it only works if you say it, its kind of stupid when you write it.

You are traveling in an electric train going 80mph south, south east. The winds are strong and variable out of north, north west. Which way is the train smoke blowing?Frattracide

You are traveling in an electric train going 80mph south, south east. The winds are strong and variable out of north, north west. Which way is the train smoke blowing?Frattracide

Their is no Smoke from an electric train :P

[QUOTE="i-like-pie"]or this one:

this one is not hard.

what is heavier?

100kg feathers or 100kg metal?
tb254

it only works if you say it, its kind of stupid when you write it.

Two kids are at lunch, Jimmy and Sally. If Jimmy has 3 apples, and Sally has 2 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
All of it.

MetroidPrimePwn

They are stupid kids.

or this one:

this one is not hard.

what is heavier?

100kg feathers or 100kg metal?
i-like-pie

If you count to 100. How many numbers are there with the number 9 in it? Sorry for ze inglish :P and NO cheating!i-like-pie

91, assuming we start from 1.

[QUOTE="Frattracide"]You are traveling in an electric train going 80mph south, south east. The winds are strong and variable out of north, north west. Which way is the train smoke blowing?Serial-No_3404

Epic quote.

Last one then I will lurk this topic :)

You can't touch. You can't smell it but it can sink a big boat
i-like-pie

Rosie O'Donell.

[QUOTE="GabuEx"][QUOTE="i-like-pie"]18 numbers.i-like-pie

Wrong; there are an infinite amount of numbers with the number 9 in them; counting to 100 does not change that fact. ;)

Professor Layton: Serious Business

What's the only thing you can put into a barrel to make it lighter?AirGuitarist87

What's the only thing you can put into a barrel to make it lighter?AirGuitarist87

A really anorexic chick?

[QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"]What's the only thing you can put into a barrel to make it lighter?Serial-No_3404

Aww I didn't think anyone would get it this fast.

[QUOTE="i-like-pie"]Last one then I will lurk this topic :)

You can't touch. You can't smell it but it can sink a big boat
Jaks_Secret

Rosie O'Donell.

I bolded the part that doesn't work.

[QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"]What's the only thing you can put into a barrel to make it lighter?MetroidPrimePwn

A really anorexic chick?

Unless her weight was in negative figures, very doubtful. But if that was possible, would she be the first person to fly? Assuming she's still alive by this point.

[QUOTE="Serial-No_3404"][QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"]What's the only thing you can put into a barrel to make it lighter?AirGuitarist87

Aww I didn't think anyone would get it this fast.

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.


and again. No cheating :)

You will fail har har!! riddles serieus business!

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.


and again. No cheating :)

i-like-pie

[QUOTE="i-like-pie"]You will fail har har!! riddles serieus business!

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
what am I?


and again. No cheating :)

Serial-No_3404

there is a one story house. evrything in the house is green, the walls are green, the tv is green,the floor is green, the ceiling is green. what colour are the stairs?legend26

There are no stairs. It's a one story house.

[QUOTE="legend26"]there is a one story house. evrything in the house is green, the walls are green, the tv is green,the floor is green, the ceiling is green. what colour are the stairs?AirGuitarist87

There are no stairs. It's a one story house.

[QUOTE="AirGuitarist87"]

[QUOTE="legend26"]there is a one story house. evrything in the house is green, the walls are green, the tv is green,the floor is green, the ceiling is green. what colour are the stairs?legend26

There are no stairs. It's a one story house.

Haha I know, a lot of riddles are easier when you have them written down.

[QUOTE="Serial-No_3404"][QUOTE="i-like-pie"]You will fail har har!! riddles serieus business!

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
what am I?


and again. No cheating :)

i-like-pie

This may sound silly but it isn't Chuck Norris is it? lol

I have a riddle that nobody can answer, and its funny:

If you eat a roll of toliet paper, does your ass wipe itself?

I have a riddle that nobody can answer, and its funny:

If you eat a roll of toliet paper, does your ass wipe itself?

Video_Game_King

i guess:?