Okay, here's my funny story:
One day a man of thirty got up to go to work. He kissed his beautiful pregnant wife goodbye and left to do the job he loved. When he arrived at the office, he saw men carrying away his things. He asked his boss what was happening, and he informed him he was being laid off, and that they had fired everyone in his division. The man couldn't believe it. He went over to pack up his things when suddenly a fellow co-worker, who had also been fired, began shooting a gun wildly in a fit of rage. Everyone took cover, but the man took a bullet in the leg and had to be rushed to the hospital. The doctors couldn't fix the leg, so they had to amputate it. So, the man went home jobless and with one leg. When he arrived at his house he was shocked to see that his house was nothing more a smoldering pile of rubble. He asked a firefighter what happened. The firefighter told him there was a gas leak and the whole house went up in a giant flame. He also told him that they found his wife's burned dead body in the bed with another man, who was apparently from Geek Squad and came to fix the computer. The man couldn't believe his wife, who was pregnant with his first son, was cheating on him, and now was dead. The man rented a hotel room for the night, and tried to hang himself. However, the rope only severed some of his spinal cord, and he was saved by a cleaning woman before he could be strangled. So, he had to live out the rest of his life paralyzed, with the pain that he suffered that day.
Lol, what a ridiculous story, right? Like a women would sleep with someone from the Geek squad :lol:
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