Funny story....

so my friend got pulled over one night on his way home and the cop started to search him. the cop finds this pill bottle filled with a liquid, he opens it up, smells it, gets a lil on his mustache and says "SON, WHAT IS THIS?" and my friend replied "OFFICER........ THATS PISS!" the cop spills the bottle getting it all over himself, he asks my friend "wtf are you doing with a bottle of piss in your car?" realistically he had it because he was going to take a drug test and he had his friend pee in the bottle for him and he was gunna take it into a gas station right before the test and microwave it to heat it but he forgot it was in his car. It was in his car for a good 6 months during the middle of a texas summer. so you can only imagine the smell.... he told the cop that he has a mental illness, which he does, and the doctor asks him to pee every time he goes but sometimes he cant goand the cop bought it and let him go....... The friend that peed in the cup now brags that he pissed on a cop......

That happens to me all the time.

That reminds me of this funny story, although not quite as funny.

not really funny sry.

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa......:?.......

This isn't funny i demand my "hahas" back

thats not funny at all :|

What is this? Smells like piss... looks like piss...

I feel like this was in a movie.lilasianwonder

"Pullover!"

"Its a cardigan but thanks for noticing"

"Yeah, killer boots, man"

uh....i won?

[QUOTE="lilasianwonder"]I feel like this was in a movie.Big_Bad_Sad

"Pullover!"

"Its a cardigan but thanks for noticing"

"Yeah, killer boots, man"

Pullover scene

This is funnier

Oh , I am rolling on the floor with unconfined mirth. As I write this I am shaking with uncontrolled laughter and slapping my knee in total joy.

Pullover scene

This is funnier

[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]

[QUOTE="lilasianwonder"]I feel like this was in a movie.xTheExploited

"Pullover!"

"Its a cardigan but thanks for noticing"

"Yeah, killer boots, man"

Good one. :lol:

Pics or it didnt happen. >__>

That takes care my quota for that this year. :P

If this isn't a joke thread you suck at having fun dude.

What is this? Smells like piss... looks like piss...

PannicAtack

That reminds me of this funny story, although not quite as funny.

poptart

I understand completely.

Sure you guys weren't totally baked and watching Dumb an Dumber??????xXDrPainXx

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