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#1 MasterChief4249
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Hello Gamespot!

I thought we could all use this thread to confess to something that has been bugging us lately. I'll start first

Today i was speeding through my school parking lot, and almost hit another car and it was pretty close, it really bugs me cause it would have been my first accident, something i'm NOT looking forward to having. I learned my lesson though.

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I made a baby on the subway cry because he kept staring at me, so I made a really evil/mean/glaring face. When he started crying I laughed a little bit.
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I confess that I don't hate ALL the hippies on this planet...There are I think two that are okay...
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#6 Mr_Korean
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I made a baby on the subway cry because he kept staring at me, so I made a really evil/mean/glaring face. When he started crying I laughed a little bit.megagene

HAHA that was me...

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I'm ugly as sin and have never gotten any.
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#8 KG86
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I am Xenu.
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I'm very sensitive when it comes to locking a door. I always lock doors unless I know people might gripe about it (like locking my bedroom door). Well, I enter a bathroom at a fast food restraunt and I actually forget to lock the door. It's one of those bathrooms where there's only one stall, but I must've mistaken it as one of those larger public restrooms when I had walked in (usually, they're cleaner; single stalls are typically dirty because the restraunt's too cheap to clean it but this one was an exception). So, this guy walks into the bathroom, and despite the fact that I've already flushed the toilet, thus triggering the loud noise a toilet makes, he continues to walk in and takes almost three steps before he realizes someone else is in the bathroom (probably because he's old and old people are very insensitive to their surroundings). He eventually goes back out, not apologizing.

I ignore it and I go about washing my hands (because I always wash my hands) but I can hear him through two walls as he comes out and tells my friends who are with me to tell me to lock the door. Once I've washed my hands and exit the door, he gives me this long and loud orientation about how I should lock the door behind me and I just smirk it off thinking he's an old man that takes life too seriously.

Later, when we're about to leave, he comes out and brings up the locked door again. I just smirked, knowing that there are more important things in the world to be worried about, apologize if I had made any disturbance and leave while he still gives me this diatribe on locking doors.

The only time I forget to lock the door and this happens. I swear, I'm never going to leave a door unlocked again.

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#10 iam2green
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i lied to my parents about somebody hitting my car. long story. i was driving on the high way got out of work. i had to get in the very left lane to get on 91 north. its 3 lanes the 2 lanes r exits. the time i get out of work is rush hour so there is a build up of cars so its going from 20mph to 60. i was speeding up trying to pass sombody then i look in front of me i notice that i am almost close to this car so i turn realy sharp hit the car luckly nothing sersouse happened to me. all that happened was i got a black scratch in the front of my car. my dad buffed it out now there is a small silver scratch.

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#12 Dutch_Mix
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Hmm, well since a lot of us are mentioning something that has to do with driving...

Earlier today while driving on the interstate, I called some guy a jerk for driving too slow in the fastlane.

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I'm perhaps the only person in my city right now who's enjoying the utterly non-spring weather we've been experiencing. There is still some snow on the ground and it's been windy, wet, and gloomy for weeks...and I absolutely love it.
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#14 Mr_Cumberdale
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I'm very sensitive when it comes to locking a door. I always lock doors unless I know people might gripe about it (like locking my bedroom door). Well, I enter a bathroom at a fast food restraunt and I actually forget to lock the door. It's one of those bathrooms where there's only one stall, but I must've mistaken it as one of those larger public restrooms when I had walked in (usually, they're cleaner; single stalls are typically dirty because the restraunt's too cheap to clean it but this one was an exception). So, this guy walks into the bathroom, and despite the fact that I've already flushed the toilet, thus triggering the loud noise a toilet makes, he continues to walk in and takes almost three steps before he realizes someone else is in the bathroom (probably because he's old and old people are very insensitive to their surroundings). He eventually goes back out, not apologizing.

I ignore it and I go about washing my hands (because I always wash my hands) but I can hear him through two walls as he comes out and tells my friends who are with me to tell me to lock the door. Once I've washed my hands and exit the door, he gives me this long and loud orientation about how I should lock the door behind me and I just smirk it off thinking he's an old man that takes life too seriously.

Later, when we're about to leave, he comes out and brings up the locked door again. I just smirked, knowing that there are more important things in the world to be worried about, apologize if I had made any disturbance and leave while he still gives me this diatribe on locking doors.

The only time I forget to lock the door and this happens. I swear, I'm never going to leave a door unlocked again.

Genetic_Code

Ooh.. very steamy situation. Pretty dumb of him to have not known you were in the stall when you flushed. X_X

Today I thought I was gonna fail my science TAKS. I estimated ~27 out of 65 wrong. I then rechecked and estimated ~13-15 wrong. So I passed.

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#15 Colorful_Hippie
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i smacked a little boys butt today....

I mean I dont know why I feel bad though.... It was so nice and soft

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the town i grew up in gossiped about me non stop after they found out i had a gf, and when they found out i slept with a girl, ive never forgiven them since, its been over a year now
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#18 tb254
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I killed a cop.....................................

in gta.

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#19 bradleybhoy
Member since 2005 • 6501 Posts

I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

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I have an ingrown toenail. It's nasty and pretty painful.Bio_Spark
My friend had one of those of both feet, didn't look so good when we we're on the swim team. >__>
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I think emo girls are ''pretty''. >_>..
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Today I thought I was gonna fail my science TAKS. I estimated ~27 out of 65 wrong. I then rechecked and estimated ~13-15 wrong. So I passed. Mr_Cumberdale

LMAO. TAKS! :lol:

I'm sorry I have to laugh. Nothing against you but this was the last place I'd thought the TAKS test would be brought up. :lol: I have this thing against the TAKS. You should pass. The science test is easy.

I think emo girls are ''pretty''. >_>.. Tuky06

I'm not in objection although I question certain attributes of the group.

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I'm perhaps the only person in my city right now who's enjoying the utterly non-spring weather we've been experiencing. There is still some snow on the ground and it's been windy, wet, and gloomy for weeks...and I absolutely love it.t3hrubikscube

You evil evil person :P

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#24 AnotherKill
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I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

bradleybhoy

:| Now I feel terrible about myself.

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Today this kid took my notes and crumpled them up, so as he was flailing it around like an ego bloated jackass, I grabbed his arm and started twisting it around his back
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#26 megagene
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[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

AnotherKill

:| Now I feel terrible about myself.

:| You're masturbating right now, aren't you...

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#27 FUBAR24
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I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

bradleybhoy

god i call that a lazy week. thats not much at all

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#28 bradleybhoy
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[QUOTE="AnotherKill"][QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

megagene

:| Now I feel terrible about myself.

:| You're masturbating right now, aren't you...

:cry:

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#29 bradleybhoy
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[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

FUBAR24

god i call that a lazy week. thats not much at all

:lol: Yeah right.

You'd be dead if you did it more than once a week. It's just not physically possible.

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#30 G-Man88
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I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

bradleybhoy

i masturbate with the same frequency... if by "week" you mean "day" and by "once" you mean "three times"

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#31 bradleybhoy
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[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

G-Man88

i masturbate with the same frequency... if by "week" you mean "day" and by "once" you mean "three times"

:lol:

If that was true you wouldn't have made that post, because you'd either be in a coma or dead. :|

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#32 G-Man88
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[QUOTE="G-Man88"][QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

bradleybhoy

i masturbate with the same frequency... if by "week" you mean "day" and by "once" you mean "three times"

:lol:

If that was true you wouldn't have made that post, because you either be in a coma or dead. :|

i am in a coma...

and dead also

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#33 Colorful_Hippie
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[QUOTE="Colorful_Hippie"]

i smacked a little boys butt today....

I mean I dont know why I feel bad though.... It was so nice and soft

Bio_Spark

.

hes acctually kinda cute

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#34 stormtrooper32
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[QUOTE="FUBAR24"][QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

bradleybhoy

god i call that a lazy week. thats not much at all

:lol: Yeah right.

You'd be dead if you did it more than once a week. It's just not physically possible.

I'm dead

A few months ago I was at work and it was my first time driving manual. After I was done detailing a customers Porsche Carrera S he just bought I drove it out of the shop and while I was turning around a corner the car slid about 2 feet while I was going around 10 mph(wet tile floors). The front bumper hit some tires that were up against the wall and some of the paint cracked. We didn't tell the customer and he didn't notice because it was used. That runied my day, I felt so guilty.

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#35 Sajedene
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I will confess that I found it very amusing to see a confession thread turn into a masturbation thread.

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#36 bradleybhoy
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I will confess that I found it very amusing to see a confession thread turn into a masturbation thread.

Sajedene

Yeah, its hilarious seeing all these guys exaggerate how much they jerk off so they can act big. :lol:

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I'm perhaps the only person in my city right now who's enjoying the utterly non-spring weather we've been experiencing. There is still some snow on the ground and it's been windy, wet, and gloomy for weeks...and I absolutely love it.t3hrubikscube


Same with me. No one I know likes dark, damp gloomy weather like I do. They all hate it and say Im crazy when I say its nice.
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#38 GrandMasta69
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[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"][QUOTE="G-Man88"][QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

G-Man88

i masturbate with the same frequency... if by "week" you mean "day" and by "once" you mean "three times"

:lol:

If that was true you wouldn't have made that post, because you either be in a coma or dead. :|

i am in a coma...

and dead also

you lie!

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#39 X360PS3AMD05
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I found out my ex was using me to make another guy jealous and when he asked her out she ditched my ass for him and i can honestly say i keyed the dudes carFUBAR24
Epic fail you should have keyed HER car.
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#40 Nemesis4747
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]

I will confess that I found it very amusing to see a confession thread turn into a masturbation thread.

bradleybhoy

yeah, its hilarious seeing all these guys exaggerate how much they jerk off so they can act big. :lol:

*smirks* i figured thats why you were saying that, not exactly subtle

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[QUOTE="FUBAR24"]I found out my ex was using me to make another guy jealous and when he asked her out she ditched my ass for him and i can honestly say i keyed the dudes carX360PS3AMD05
Epic fail you should have keyed HER car.

Her face if she doesn't have a car. ;)

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#42 ufopuller
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The constant crap about political sides and lines drawn for the presidental election

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#43 The_Ish
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I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

bradleybhoy

Some do it almost everyday, and are still called healthy. Tenuously, I think.

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#44 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

The_Ish

Some do it almost everyday, and are still called healthy. Tenuously, I think.

I guess that is the real reason people regard us ex-military types as hard - I mean the one man lovin' stories I could tell from recruit course...

I learned there that *fap fap fap fap fap* is not always an incoming choppper...

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#45 achilles614
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[QUOTE="The_Ish"][QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

D3nnyCrane

Some do it almost everyday, and are still called healthy. Tenuously, I think.

I guess that is the real reason people regard us ex-military types as hard - I mean the one man lovin' stories I could tell from recruit course...

I learned there that *fap fap fap fap fap* is not always an incoming choppper...

:lol: lmao 12 times a day ;)
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#46 xSIZEMATTER
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I flirted with this girl last night :oops:
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I learned ways of pretending I am very good at my job. I am actually really lazy but end up being the best worker they have. Maybe that says something about my co-workers.
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#48 The_Vampress
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[QUOTE="FUBAR24"][QUOTE="bradleybhoy"]

I masturbate frequently.

No joke. Like once every week or something. Is it bad to do it that much?

bradleybhoy

god i call that a lazy week. thats not much at all

:lol: Yeah right.

You'd be dead if you did it more than once a week. It's just not physically possible.

everyone has different sex drives. :|
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#49 D3nnyCrane
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I resisted - I really did - but this tugging story needs telling...

We had somehing called a rank chart, whereby every 5 "quiet times" you got promoted - Private, LAC, CPL, etc...

Within a week a guy had gone through the entire Air Force so we started him at Army Private...

Then Navy...

Then Parliament...

He graduated as The Master-bator of the Universe...

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#50 N8A
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I found out my ex was using me to make another guy jealous and when he asked her out she ditched my ass for him and i can honestly say i keyed the dudes carFUBAR24

Sorry about being used, but keying his car is awesome.