GameSpot: The Movie - Script

The movie opens up on a dark room at 3:19 in the am, we see the dim glow of a computer screen, the narrator (JustPlainLucas), begins, "

continue..

*stands in corner as an extra, not speaking*

*stands in corner as an extra, not speaking*

Solid_Snake1221

The corner is blown up killing Solid_snake1221. The bomber is...

A psychotic Duxup starts a underwater city called"Rapture":P

*Stands outside cleaning my guns*

kbubba92 says wtfkbubba92

The polar bear rips off kbubba92's head.

kbubba92 says wtfkbubba92

*Gets into ammunition truck*

so, who wants to go kill the protagonist?

*Dies* *Comes back to life and starts zombie party*Wetall_basic

*Gets into ammunition truck*

so, who wants to go kill the protagonist?

Kikouken

Someone asks for metal recommendations and then a bunch of people who know nothing of the genre recommend a bunch of ****** metalcore. Then all of a sudden Elitist metal guy flys down from the sky to steer the wee lad in the right direction.NecroKvltMuffin

And then Charles Bronson being the badass that he is stops the injustice that the ignorant ones have purported, with his .475 Wildey Magnum

[QUOTE="Solid_Snake1221"]

*stands in corner as an extra, not speaking*

pintabear49blue

The corner is blown up killing Solid_snake1221. The bomber is...

*runs away at the last second*

The Spirit Bomb detonates, killing half of the zombies, and decapitates the narrator...blackngold29

The polar bear still lives...

King Leonidas shows up in a ghost..blackngold29

*Ghostbusters show up and steal his thunder*

The Spirit Bomb detonates, killing half of the zombies, and decapitates the narrator...blackngold29

[QUOTE="pintabear49blue"][QUOTE="Solid_Snake1221"]

*stands in corner as an extra, not speaking*

ElArab

The corner is blown up killing Solid_snake1221. The bomber is...

*runs away at the last second*

Damn you Didrich!!!!

I mean...

Damn you ElArab!!!!

[QUOTE="blackngold29"]King Leonidas shows up in a ghost..Kikouken

*Ghostbusters show up and steal his thunder*

Numerous zombies are run over by Women Emo driverWetall_basic

[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]Numerous zombies are run over by Women Emo driverblackngold29

And the polar bear lives.

[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]Numerous zombies are run over by Women Emo driverblackngold29

Then it ends up becoming a cliche and there are too many zombies, and too many people in the quarantine, so they have to drop many MOABs

[QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]Numerous zombies are run over by Women Emo driverpintabear49blue

And the polar bear lives.

Stereotypical Asian kicks all their asses

then he floats away

ans then Keanu Reeves is all "whoa"

[QUOTE="pintabear49blue"]

[QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]Numerous zombies are run over by Women Emo driverWetall_basic

And the polar bear lives.

Polar bear rips off zombies arm

[QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]Numerous zombies are run over by Women Emo driverElArab

Then it ends up becoming a cliche and there are too many zombies, and too many people in the quarantine, so they have to drop many MOABs

Yell to everybody: Everyone! Lend me your power! I'm gonna use the Spirit Bomb!yellowandmushy

[QUOTE="ElArab"]

[QUOTE="blackngold29"][QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]Numerous zombies are run over by Women Emo driverblackngold29

Then it ends up becoming a cliche and there are too many zombies, and too many people in the quarantine, so they have to drop many MOABs

The 3 legged polar bear is now a zombie polar bearpintabear49blue

A scientist down in Area 51 realizes that the zombies are actually escaped fanboys from the System Wars red zone, and they couldn't adapt well socially, and so they ended up spreading their infection...

-and the scientist is absolutely baffled with the polar bear...

The mods battle the few brave rebels who dare oppose them. We, the rebels, are from the REAL Gamespot. The mods are from a dull, boring world that just so happens to govern us. The few(300) of us charge into battle against the mods:

ligerz76: THIS....IS......GAMESPOT!!!!*spears mod through the face, followed by an epic battle of weapons from various video games*

A scientist down in Area 51 realizes that the zombies are actually escaped fanboys from the System Wars red zone, and they couldn't adapt well socially, and so they ended up spreading their infection...

-and the scientist is absolutely baffled with the polar bear...

ElArab

*runs in a circle screaming "ZOMG"*