Other scientists:Â Hey, that bottle was full when we gave it to you! Bush:Â I swear to god, officer, I haven't drank anything. Other scientists:Â And that's not even alcohol! Bush:Â It's not? Other scientists:Â No, it's diluted bull semen. Bush:Â That would explain the salt...
"I wonder, can my nose fit in there. . ." "Bush: This tastes like toilet." Other man: "It is, sir. And may I be so bold as to ask why you know what it tastes like?"
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