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#1 Shrimp_Scampi
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So I have been talking to this girl at school, and I have seen on here that people said to touch her shoulder, I did this and she asked me what I wanted, but I didn't know what to say so I ran away...do i still have a chance?

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#2 Kcube
Member since 2003 • 25398 Posts

You touched her and ran away? :lol:

I think you have a shot..girls love submissive boys.

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#3 JPOBS
Member since 2007 • 9675 Posts
yup, you've done everything correctly. Expect sex very shortly.
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#4 KlepticGrooves
Member since 2010 • 2448 Posts

The TC's OP and their Avatar really don't go together well.

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#5 Darthkaiser
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You must be proud you are no longer a virgin
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#6 meetroid8
Member since 2005 • 21152 Posts
By "I ran away" what exactly do you mean?
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#7 Zanoh
Member since 2006 • 6942 Posts

I say: No chance in hell.

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#8 Dylan_11
Member since 2005 • 11296 Posts

*Girl help thread*

*touch her shoulder mentioned in OP*

*leaves*

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#9 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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This thread deserves a facepalm.

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#10 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
Member since 2007 • 25072 Posts

TC is a true ladies man (by OT standards)

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#11 turtlethetaffer
Member since 2009 • 18973 Posts

Why would you run away? She'll just think you're creeping on her now.

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#12 metroidfood
Member since 2007 • 11175 Posts

Try it again, but tell her "Come with me if you want to live."

Chicks love lines from action movies.

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#13 Bloodseeker23
Member since 2008 • 8338 Posts
TC you did the first step to manhood, touch a girl's shoulder. good job!
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#14 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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Try it again, but tell her "Come with me if you want to live."

Chicks love lines from action movies.

metroidfood

Or say "I'll be back" and then run away. See TC, you are doing it all wrong. You got to fit a line in there.

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#15 turtlethetaffer
Member since 2009 • 18973 Posts

If you want a really good pickup line, say this.

"Hey, are you a parking meter? Cus you've got fine written all over you!"

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#16 Shrimp_Scampi
Member since 2010 • 386 Posts

thanks for the responses now I know how to treat a true lady.

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#17 Kcube
Member since 2003 • 25398 Posts

thanks for the responses now I know how to treat a true lady.

Shrimp_Scampi

Touch her elbow next and only run away half the way.

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#18 Darthkaiser
Member since 2006 • 12447 Posts

thanks for the responses now I know how to treat a true lady.

Shrimp_Scampi
Yes she has already planned the wedding
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#19 VaguelyTagged
Member since 2009 • 10702 Posts

i don't know why but i believe this story 100%.

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#20 Oleg_Huzwog
Member since 2007 • 21885 Posts

*face palm pic*

Why would you run away? She'll just think you're creeping on her now.

turtlethetaffer

Really? That's why you posted a face palm?

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#21 OmegaAxl
Member since 2005 • 36971 Posts
Next time jump on her. Then run away.
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#22 nickz_fpk
Member since 2010 • 1458 Posts

So I have been talking to this girl at school, and I have seen on here that people said to touch her shoulder, I did this and she asked me what I wanted, but I didn't know what to say so I ran away...do i still have a chance?

Shrimp_Scampi

LMAO you messed up with her big time.

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#23 Adrianstalker
Member since 2008 • 1467 Posts

Nice try TC

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#26 metroidprime55
Member since 2008 • 17657 Posts

You listened to the touch her shoulder thing!:lol:

You have to remember this is a gaming site not a girl help site.

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#28 nickz_fpk
Member since 2010 • 1458 Posts

Oh and for future reference introduce yourself to her, ask her name. Ask what she's studying, try crack a few jokes with her. Just feel confident around her and you'll most probably get the number. Trust me it works. I do it when I want a girls number, obviously with those lines & more.

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#29 Wii4Fun
Member since 2008 • 1472 Posts

[QUOTE="Adrianstalker"]

[QUOTE="Adrianstalker"]

As in you trying to fool me tha this actually happened

Adrianstalker

Quote hijack

What do you mean?

.....wtf

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#30 Shrimp_Scampi
Member since 2010 • 386 Posts

Oh and for future reference introduce yourself to her, ask her name. Ask what she's studying, try crack a few jokes with her. Just feel confident around her and you'll most probably get the number. Trust me it works. I do it when I want a girls number, obviously with those lines & more.

nickz_fpk

wait so you have never touched a girls shoulder?...S***

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#32 TehOverkill
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If you're gonna touch 'n run, dream a little higher.. or lower, d'ya'know what I mean?

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#33 Darthkaiser
Member since 2006 • 12447 Posts

[QUOTE="Adrianstalker"]

[QUOTE="Adrianstalker"]

Quote hijack

Wii4Fun

What do you mean?

.....wtf

What is this I don't even..... On a side note I like your sig Wii4fun,feels likeIjust watched Benjamin Button backwards

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#34 Oleg_Huzwog
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If you're gonna touch 'n run, dream a little higher.. or lower, d'ya'know what I mean?

TehOverkill

I don't know what you mean. Please explain what you mean in elaborate detail.

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#35 Darthkaiser
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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

[QUOTE="TehOverkill"]

If you're gonna touch 'n run, dream a little higher.. or lower, d'ya'know what I mean?

I don't know what you mean. Please explain what you mean in elaborate detail.

Why would TC want to touch and run the shoulder when he can just touch and run lower and less acceptable parts by the Terms of Use??? It produces the same results which is branding TC as that weird touch and run guy
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#36 mlbslugger86
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somehow...i know this is a boldfaced attempt at truth, and it fails horribly:o

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#37 nickz_fpk
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[QUOTE="nickz_fpk"]

Oh and for future reference introduce yourself to her, ask her name. Ask what she's studying, try crack a few jokes with her. Just feel confident around her and you'll most probably get the number. Trust me it works. I do it when I want a girls number, obviously with those lines & more.

Shrimp_Scampi

wait so you have never touched a girls shoulder?...S***

wait what does that mean?

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#38 Oleg_Huzwog
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[QUOTE="Shrimp_Scampi"]

[QUOTE="nickz_fpk"]

Oh and for future reference introduce yourself to her, ask her name. Ask what she's studying, try crack a few jokes with her. Just feel confident around her and you'll most probably get the number. Trust me it works. I do it when I want a girls number, obviously with those lines & more.

nickz_fpk

wait so you have never touched a girls shoulder?...S***

wait what does that mean?

That's the sort of talk that should really come from your parents.

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#39 deactivated-6016f3a1e8420
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Kidnap her. There is 50% chance of Stockholm syndrome kicking in. Before committing this deed, flip a coin and call it, if your call is right, then kidnapping her = SS successful.
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#40 muller39
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I don't believe this.

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#41 OmegaAxl
Member since 2005 • 36971 Posts
Or you could just..y'know jump on her and then run away. She'll never forget it, then jump on you the next day.
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#42 nickz_fpk
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[QUOTE="nickz_fpk"]

[QUOTE="Shrimp_Scampi"]

wait so you have never touched a girls shoulder?...S***

Oleg_Huzwog

wait what does that mean?

That's the sort of talk that should really come from your parents.

Oh, It means that special thing people do. Oh my bad we don't use that term where I'm from.

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#43 deactivated-6016f3a1e8420
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I don't believe this.

muller39
You would be wise. He's obviously lying.
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#44 ToastRider11
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I think someone takes things here on OT a little too seriously. :lol:

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#45 Darthkaiser
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[QUOTE="UltraZero"][QUOTE="muller39"]

I don't believe this.

You would be wise. He's obviously lying.

Yeah it's not that easy to touch a girl's shoulder it was probably a long haired guy seeing how he ran before even speaking
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#46 OmegaAxl
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[QUOTE="UltraZero"][QUOTE="muller39"]

I don't believe this.

Darthkaiser

You would be wise. He's obviously lying.

Yeah it's not that easy to touch a girl's shoulder it was probably a long haired guy seeing how he ran before even speaking

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#47 raimgamer
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Tsk, tsk, you should take her bio-imprints and then use them on the Matrix.
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#49 deactivated-6016f3a1e8420
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[QUOTE="Darthkaiser"][QUOTE="UltraZero"] You would be wise. He's obviously lying.Shrimp_Scampi

Yeah it's not that easy to touch a girl's shoulder it was probably a long haired guy seeing how he ran before even speaking

it's only rape if you don't say suprise.

Its funny if its a clown. You should try that with clown make up, It would be hilarious and girls dig hilarious d00dz.
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#50 OmegaAxl
Member since 2005 • 36971 Posts
Take a stun gun and stun her. Then tell her to stop harassing you.