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#1 MetaKnight50
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Ok, so today i was in school with a good friend of mine. We're celebrating valentines day at school tomarrow, and i found a valentine, but im too scared to admit my feelings to her. So when i tell my friend, he says 'you're not gonna get a girl by being -----, try to be more flirty with her." So he sees her walking behind us with her friend, and he tells me to pretend to fix my pants. So she bumps into me, and says "Why did you stop walking?" i reply by saying "I was fixing my pants." then she says "riiiiiiight" (with sarcasm). So then i asked him if i screwed up, and he says "No, you did fine". By now im thinking i messed up and that i have no chance with her.

As school ended, i asked him "where should i put her gift at?" and he says "Put it in front of her locker". i was expecting a more smarter idea though, so i asked him: "Have you ever even went out with anyone before?" and then he replied "...No." *15 minutes of swearing later* Here i am. Im not sure what to do now. I dont want her to think im some sort of pervert or anything, and i only have till tomarrow to do it. how do i convince her otherwise?

P.S: Also, i got a gift for her, where should i put it???

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#2 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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yay, girl help thread! Put it on her desk >_>
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#3 D3nnyCrane
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Just ask her if she can meet you at a certain time and place, give it to her then, and maybe ask if she wants to grab a drink sometime. Just be charming and casual and you'll be fine.
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If I were you, I'd give up on her completely.
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#5 martialbullet
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Just give it to her? >_> It's the simplest way to know what the outcome will be.

If thats too hard for you then you really can't expect to be with a girl.

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P.S: Also, i got a gift for her, where should i put it???MetaKnight50

Hee hee! You should... hee hee... you should totally... hee hee... you should put it... hee hee! Man, why is this so hard to say with a straight face?

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#7 ClassicPlayer
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If I were you, I'd give up on her completely.SpidersRMe

SpidersRMe is right, seriously girls aren't worth the time in High School, usually end up being disappointed. You should be focusing on your grades more, I would have said ask your friends but seeing as what your friend told you, I'd say either listen to us or be a pathetic fool and have a good chance of becoming emo within a night. Choice is yours...

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#8 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="MetaKnight50"]P.S: Also, i got a gift for her, where should i put it???Oleg_Huzwog

Hee hee! You should... hee hee... you should totally... hee hee... you should put it... hee hee! Man, why is this so hard to say with a straight face?

Trust me, my mind went to the same... place...
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#10 MetaKnight50
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If I were you, I'd give up on her completely.SpidersRMe
Theres only one other person in the school i can get with, and she is just eye candy for the other students. i have to take my chances.
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#11 FragStains
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Slip your 'gift' in her milk at lunchtime.
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#13 MetaKnight50
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Slip your 'gift' in her milk at lunchtime.FragStains
oooohhh
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#14 rockon1215
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Slip your 'gift' in her milk at lunchtime.FragStains
:lol: :lol: :lol: wait.... you meant that in the way I thought you meant it, right?
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First of all, self confidence is attractive, and you need a lot more of it. If you don't have any, then it doesn't matter what you do cause you'll always question yourself and think you've screwed up even though you haven't... think more positively.

And what's wrong with putting it in front of her locker, besides the risk that someone might steal >.> Just take a deep breath and put it in any appropriate place where she'll find it (her desk, her friend, her mail box, her pocket while she's not looking) and walk away...

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[QUOTE="FragStains"]Slip your 'gift' in her milk at lunchtime.rockon1215
:lol: :lol: :lol: wait.... you meant that in the way I thought you meant it, right?

I am unable to comment until you divulge your interpretation.
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[QUOTE="FragStains"]Slip your 'gift' in her milk at lunchtime.rockon1215
:lol: :lol: :lol: wait.... you meant that in the way I thought you meant it, right?

Oh god this is so wrong, if it's what I'm thinking about :lol:
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Slip your 'gift' in her milk at lunchtime.FragStains
Dude...that's just...No...nonononononono! :lol:
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[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]If I were you, I'd give up on her completely.MetaKnight50
Theres only one other person in the school i can get with, and she is just eye candy for the other students. i have to take my chances.

Do you really need to "get with" anybody?
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#20 MetaKnight50
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[QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

First of all, self confidence is attractive, and you need a lot more of it. If you don't have any, then it doesn't matter what you do cause you'll always question yourself and think you've screwed up even though you haven't... think more positively.

And what's wrong with putting it in front of her locker, besides the risk that someone might steal >.> Just take a deep breath and put it in any appropriate place where she'll find it (her desk, her friend, her mail box, her pocket while she's not looking) and walk away...

I got her a teddy bear holding a heart, i dont think i could slip it in her pocket without her noticing. I cant put it in front of her locker because....then it would be on the floor.....and nothings worst then a dirty gift. Thanks. you've been a really great help to me today.
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[QUOTE="rockon1215"][QUOTE="FragStains"]Slip your 'gift' in her milk at lunchtime.FragStains
:lol: :lol: :lol: wait.... you meant that in the way I thought you meant it, right?

I am unable to comment until you divulge your interpretation.

I dunno, I think they're thinking grosser than I. I was just thinking of like, you know, GHB or something >_>
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#22 mattykovax
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her pocket while she's not lookingHungry_bunny

That actually struck me funnier than any of the inuendos people are posting. In her pocket? she better have pretty big pockets if he does not want her to notice.

girl:why is your hand in my pocket?

TC: um.....huh....would you like a glass of milk?

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#23 Oleg_Huzwog
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and nothings worst then a dirty gift.MetaKnight50

I beg to differ.

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#24 Setsa
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Throw your gift at her, and make sure it hits her square in the face. It's the only way to ensure that she gets it!
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[QUOTE="MetaKnight50"][QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

First of all, self confidence is attractive, and you need a lot more of it. If you don't have any, then it doesn't matter what you do cause you'll always question yourself and think you've screwed up even though you haven't... think more positively.

And what's wrong with putting it in front of her locker, besides the risk that someone might steal >.> Just take a deep breath and put it in any appropriate place where she'll find it (her desk, her friend, her mail box, her pocket while she's not looking) and walk away...

I got her a teddy bear holding a heart, i dont think i could slip it in her pocket without her noticing. I cant put it in front of her locker because....then it would be on the floor.....and nothings worst then a dirty gift. Thanks. you've been a really great help to me today.

Would she know it's from you though?
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#26 freek666
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Just ask her if she can meet you at a certain time and place, give it to her then, and maybe ask if she wants to grab a drink sometime. Just be charming and casual and you'll be fine.D3nnyCrane
Off topic, but sweet Silent Bob avatar.

Anyway, just give it to her.

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#27 FragStains
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="FragStains"][QUOTE="rockon1215"] :lol: :lol: :lol: wait.... you meant that in the way I thought you meant it, right?

I am unable to comment until you divulge your interpretation.

I dunno, I think they're thinking grosser than I. I was just thinking of like, you know, GHB or something >_>

Me too. What a bunch of pervs.
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#28 markop2003
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Put the gift on her desk. Oh and the first step to going out with a girl is getting noticed by her, that 'fixing pants' thing worked to just get her attention.
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Just ask her if she can meet you at a certain time and place, give it to her then, and maybe ask if she wants to grab a drink sometime. Just be charming and casual and you'll be fine.freek666

Off topic, but sweet Silent Bob avatar.

Anyway, just give it to her.

haha thanks dude.
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Show her your mad pokemon battling skills. She won't be able to keep her hands off of you when you whip out Darkrai. 8)
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#32 freham2001
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How about...tell her straight up how you feel and give her the gift in person? :P My girlfriend and I were together for 4 months before i made the mistake of breaking up with her. We just kinda stayed to ourselves for 3 months after that, talking every once in a while. After my first week in college i told her i missed her and we made a plan to go to the movies that coming weekend. I couldnt stand not being able to be close to her, and upon taking her home i told her that i still liked her. She said she never stopped liking me, and asked what all this means, and i kissed her. (not knowing that she had a boyfriend currently :|) well they had only been together for like a week and she called and broke up with him that night, and now weve been together about a year. :D The moral of the story...sometimes you gotta do whatcha gotta do :P
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Show her your mad pokemon battling skills. She won't be able to keep her hands off of you when you whip out Darkrai. 8)Renegade_Fury
lol, not much help, but it made my day.
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#34 MetaKnight50
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How about...tell her straight up how you feel and give her the gift in person? :P My girlfriend and I were together for 4 months before i made the mistake of breaking up with her. We just kinda stayed to ourselves for 3 months after that, talking every once in a while. After my first week in college i told her i missed her and we made a plan to go to the movies that coming weekend. I couldnt stand not being able to be close to her, and upon taking her home i told her that i still liked her. She said she never stopped liking me, and asked what all this means, and i kissed her. (not knowing that she had a boyfriend currently :|) well they had only been together for like a week and she called and broke up with him that night, and now weve been together about a year. :D The moral of the story...sometimes you gotta do whatcha gotta do :Pfreham2001
But wouldnt that be taking things a little bit to fast?
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But wouldnt that be taking things a little bit to fast?MetaKnight50
It's only too fast if she doesn't like it.
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[QUOTE="Puscifer_No1"][QUOTE="MetaKnight50"][QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

First of all, self confidence is attractive, and you need a lot more of it. If you don't have any, then it doesn't matter what you do cause you'll always question yourself and think you've screwed up even though you haven't... think more positively.

And what's wrong with putting it in front of her locker, besides the risk that someone might steal >.> Just take a deep breath and put it in any appropriate place where she'll find it (her desk, her friend, her mail box, her pocket while she's not looking) and walk away...

I got her a teddy bear holding a heart, i dont think i could slip it in her pocket without her noticing. I cant put it in front of her locker because....then it would be on the floor.....and nothings worst then a dirty gift. Thanks. you've been a really great help to me today.

Would she know it's from you though?

Thats why im trying to figure out where to put it without anyone knowing.
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[QUOTE="Puscifer_No1"][QUOTE="MetaKnight50"]I got her a teddy bear holding a heart, i dont think i could slip it in her pocket without her noticing. I cant put it in front of her locker because....then it would be on the floor.....and nothings worst then a dirty gift. Thanks. you've been a really great help to me today.MetaKnight50
Would she know it's from you though?

Thats why im trying to figure out where to put it without anyone knowing.

You *do* want her to know it's from you, right?
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Thats why im trying to figure out where to put it without anyone knowing.MetaKnight50
Why would you give a gift anonymously?
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depends on the gift.what is it?
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[QUOTE="MetaKnight50"]But wouldnt that be taking things a little bit to fast?Jandurin
It's only too fast if she doesn't like it.

The only good thing she said about me was that i was cute, and that was in the begining of the year. I dont know if she has those feelings anymore....
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depends on the gift.what is it?esbastica
teddy bear holding heart
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[QUOTE="MetaKnight50"]Thats why im trying to figure out where to put it without anyone knowing.SpidersRMe
Why would you give a gift anonymously?

Should i make it a scavenger hunt instead?
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[QUOTE="Puscifer_No1"][QUOTE="MetaKnight50"]I got her a teddy bear holding a heart, i dont think i could slip it in her pocket without her noticing. I cant put it in front of her locker because....then it would be on the floor.....and nothings worst then a dirty gift. Thanks. you've been a really great help to me today.MetaKnight50
Would she know it's from you though?

Thats why im trying to figure out where to put it without anyone knowing.

Give it to one of her teachers that you do not share the same class with, and tell the teacher to give it to her before class :P idk, maybe? lol. Would it be creepy to get an anonymous gift from a teacher?
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[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"][QUOTE="MetaKnight50"]Thats why im trying to figure out where to put it without anyone knowing.MetaKnight50
Why would you give a gift anonymously?

Should i make it a scavenger hunt instead?

You're doing it wrong. Just hand it to her, honestly. :lol:
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[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"][QUOTE="MetaKnight50"]Thats why im trying to figure out where to put it without anyone knowing.MetaKnight50
Why would you give a gift anonymously?

Should i make it a scavenger hunt instead?

What? No, you seem to be missing my point. Why don't you want her to know that the gift is from you?

And I'm not really liking the idea of a teddy bear holding a heart. Seems kinda... lame.

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[QUOTE="MetaKnight50"][QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]Why would you give a gift anonymously?SpidersRMe

Should i make it a scavenger hunt instead?

What? No, you seem to be missing my point. Why don't you want her to know that the gift is from you?

And I'm not really liking the idea of a teddy bear holding a heart. Seems kinda... lame.

haha. I have a feeling its too late to change gifts though.
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[QUOTE="MetaKnight50"][QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]Why would you give a gift anonymously?Jandurin
Should i make it a scavenger hunt instead?

You're doing it wrong. Just hand it to her, honestly. :lol:

should i tie a letter around it saying "Happy Valentines day, from: ???. P.S: Sorry for bumping into you yesterday" ?
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[QUOTE="MetaKnight50"][QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]Why would you give a gift anonymously?SpidersRMe

Should i make it a scavenger hunt instead?

What? No, you seem to be missing my point. Why don't you want her to know that the gift is from you?

And I'm not really liking the idea of a teddy bear holding a heart. Seems kinda... lame.

Did i mention the bear was white?
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[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"]And I'm not really liking the idea of a teddy bear holding a heart. Seems kinda... lame. MetaKnight50
Did i mention the bear was white?

I'm still not really digging the gift.