Girl threads vs Religion threads vs Stupid/Epic-Fail threads

If by some black magic these three types of discussions here in off-topic where given life and forced to fight, who would win?

Girl threads?

Religion threads?

Stupid/Epic-Fail threads?

I say the massive amounts of controversy from the Religion threads would give them a head-start, but all the hormones from the Girl threads would allow them to catch up. In the end, everyone would be laughing so hard at the stupid/epic fail thread that they would all die. Your thoughts?

[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]The religion thread, because it has the power of God on its side. /win.Head_of_games

I actually enjoy reading girl threads. Not so much with the other two.Neon-Tiger

Girl threads are sometimes interesting. Stupid/Epic fail threads are funny sometimes while religion threads are just plain boring to me.

Girl threads are entertaining most of the time. In religion threads there's flaming and I don't read them a lot. Stupid threads are kind of odd sometimes....lol. I don't know if they're supposed to be funny or annoying. So I'd say girl threads 'cuz who gives a damn about other matters when you've got a chance to get laid:D