Give Role Playing Game Statistics To Articles Of Clothing You Own!

Simple enough right? Let's say stats cap out at 99. Here's a few...

Work Uniform: Multiply job points earned by 1.5, -20 spirit points.

Black Dress Shirt: +15 teh hawtness points!

Unnecessarily Large, Purple Sunglasses: -5 vision, +99 $tyle points...+ one more.

Lack Of Underwear: Double experience points earned.

That's all I've got...for now. Be creative!

Briefs -15 maneuverability
Effects: None

Boxers - +3 maneuverability, Heat defense +%50
Effects: Immune to sweaty balls

Briefs -15 maneuverability
Effects: None

Boxers - +3 maneuverability, Heat defense +%50
Effects: Immune to sweaty balls

Self_indulgence

:lol: wow :lol:

glasses +15 to vision

bad ass Stratovarius t-shirt +99 style points, +99 to comfort

boxers +60 to comfort

lack of pants +99 to sexiness

underwear-plus infinity to all skills.

that's all the clothes I need 8)

Sandals of Smelliness +5.

Effect: causes nearby people with working sense of smell to be repulsed and appalled.

Half-Life 2 shirt.

Effect: Adds 10 respect points and +5 to initial impression in geek circles, causes Confusion status in Non-Gamer class NPCs.

Old School Socks.

Effect:- +20% Comfort, +25% Cold Resistance, +15% Dorkiness.

Burger King Crown. (Part 1 of 2 in the 'Evil RTS Emperor' set)

Effect:- +35% Dorkiness, +15% Self-Satisfaction

Fijian Club/Scepter. (Part 2 of 2 in the 'Evil RTS Emperor' set)

Effect:- 1-3 damage (Blunt), +10% Self-Satisfaction

Full Set Effect:- Additional +20% Dorkiness & Self-Satisfaction, +25% RTS Enjoyment. +30% Disapproval From Immediate Family

Sandals of Smelliness +5.

Effect: causes nearby people with working sense of smell to be repulsed and appalled.

Half-Life 2 shirt.

Effect: Adds 10 respect points and +5 to initial impression in geek circles, causes Confusion status in Non-Gamer class NPCs.

Old School Socks.

Effect:- +20% Comfort, +25% Cold Resistance, +15% Dorkiness.

Burger King Crown. (Part 1 of 2 in the 'Evil RTS Emperor' set)

Effect:- +35% Dorkiness, +15% Self-Satisfaction

Fijian Club/Scepter. (Part 2 of 2 in the 'Evil RTS Emperor' set)

Effect:- 1-3 damage (Blunt), +10% Self-Satisfaction

Full Set Effect:- Additional +20% Dorkiness & Self-Satisfaction, +25% RTS Enjoyment. +30% Disapproval From Immediate Family

Jagazaar

... u play diablo 2?Self_indulgence

Sure do. Not regularly, but I'll give Hell a stab now and then.