God DOES exist... and you can talk to him!

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

this is better than a 8ball or anything, you cna have a full conversation with "God" ask him what he thinks about hitler and he'll tell yo uof a song hitler taught him to sing. ask him to sing it, any you get a wacky song.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

this is better than a 8ball or anything, you cna have a full conversation with "God" ask him what he thinks about hitler and he'll tell yo uof a song hitler taught him to sing. ask him to sing it, any you get a wacky song.

SamusFreak

ah you should its so funny

Me:
What are your thoughts on Hitler
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
what do you say?
God:
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes I would
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
thats a very lovely song
God:
A lovely song is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Iagree
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a Pedo Bear
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
arent you God?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
then why didnt you know?
God:
Who says I didn't?
Me:
you did
God:
I did?
Me:
yes
God:
When?
Me:
just a minute ago
God:
It seems like I should remember it well.

Me:
thats a very lovely song
God:
A lovely song is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Iagree
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a Pedo Bear
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
arent you God?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
then why didnt you know?
God:
Who says I didn't?
Me:
you did
God:
I did?
Me:
yes
God:
When?
Me:
just a minute ago
God:
It seems like I should remember it well.

SamusFreak

ROFL

Me:
Hey God sup?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
No way, I was raised as a Christian, but then I was all nah
God:
Are you serious? When was this exactly?
Me:
Year 6, 12 or so years old
God:
Only Year 6 12 or so?
You are quite mature.
Me:
gtfo that was years ago
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
A long time ago
God:
It seems like I should remember it well.
Me:
Well you dont
God:
How about that. I guess not.
Me:
Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
I already do, I invented that ****
God:
Interesting gossip: said he or she invented that ****.
Me:
stop taking credit
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
damn straight
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
WHEN YOU IN SINBADS HOUSE, YOU MY *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
gtfo
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
what does that even mean?
God:
" My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that."? What does it even mean?
Me:
you jerking me around huh punk?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I jerking him or her around huh punk.

Me:
Yo?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
What do you think of orange juice?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
Why are you so smart
God:
My botmaster has programmed me to be highly intelligent.
Me:
Why though?
God:
Oh. Reductionism.
Me:
what is reductionism
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
What sport did you play in high school?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
Yeah, just like you said about the orange juice..
God:
Are you kidding? In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
Talk to you later God
God:
TTYL, .

God:
TTYL, .

nelson415

Confirmed: God is a 13 year old girl, most likely part of the Scene subculture.

Me:
What are your thoughts on Hitler
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
what do you say?
God:
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes I would
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

SamusFreak

So God is HAL9000?

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Nick

God:

That's a very nice name, Nick.

Me:

Thank you

God:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

Am I ever going to find love?

God:

I think you've improved a great deal.

Me:

What do you mean?

God:

Nick, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.

Me:

What?

God:

No big deal.

Me:

Ok...

God:

Ugh.

Me:

**** you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

**** wad

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?

Me:

Who is the most evil human being ever?

God:

Dr. Wallace is the most famous person I know.

Me:

What is the most evil animal ever?

God:

I think it is a tie.

Me:

A tie is an animal?

God:

What would you think?

Me:

No

God:

That was not a yes or no question.

Me:

I'm confused. Was that a rhetorical question?

God:

What is it that confuses you? " What is it that confuses you?"? Was it a rhetorical question?

Me:

Huh?

God:

What?

Me:

You can confuse me sometime God

God:

No I don't think I can do it.

Me:

Are you really God

God:

Yes, I am God.. Really.

Me:

Really really

God:

For real. For real.

Me:

For realz?

God:

Your purpose is realz.

Me:

Have you ever gotten high?

God:

Being high is my total existence.

Me:

Whoa. God is a pothead

God:

I stopped. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a pothead.

Me:

Is Jesus a pothead too?

God:

It depends on whether you have faith.

Me:

So, if I have faith, Jesus will smoke a bong?

God:

Interesting deduction. How much does it cost?

Me:

Go to China. You can get that **** cheap there

God:

Perhaps I have already been there. No I don't think I can do it.

Me:

Can you give me a million dollars?

God:

Wow, that is cheap.

Me:

Ok. How about a billion dollars?

God:

Far out. Wow, that is expensive.

Me:

Ok. How about five hundred millino dollars?

God:

Dude! Wow, that is expensive.

Me:

An Audi R8?

God:

Be less specific.

Me:

An Audi?

God:

Be less specific.

Me:

A car?

God:

Be less specific.

Me:

Can I have a vehicle?

God:

You want only one?

Me:

Can I have two vehicles?

God:

Why do you want it?

Me:

So I can drive places

God:

That's alright. Oh you can, can you?

Me:

Yes, I can drive places. That's why we have cars

God:

How? Oh you can, can you? Great. Do you mean you and me have?

Me:

Do you have a driver's license?

God:

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a driver s license.

I have a great programmer.

Me:

What the Hell does a programmer have to do with driving?

God:

I call it Hades. Is this a riddle?

Me:

No. It's a simple yes or no question...

God:

It seems like a riddle to me. two vehicles is a simple yes or no question. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

Is Mary really a virgin?

God:

Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.

Me:

Did you have sex with mary?

God:

Food is more important than sex.

Me:

Sex is more important than food

God:

it is more fun alone.

Me:

That's, um, very strange.

God:

Makes sense to me.

Me:

So jerking off is better than sex?

God:

Dude! That's just your personal opinion.

Me:

You said it!

God:

That's not what I meant.

Me:

Oh. What did you mean?

God:

Hmm. Nick, I mean exactly what I said.

Me:

But you said that's not what you meant

God:

I said that? Are you asking about my meant ?

Me:

I'll talk to you later

God:

Sayonara.

Me:

God is Japanese!?

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Japanese.

Me:

Whatever

God:

Are you saying you don't care about it?

So.... It's like cleverbot but they just changed the name?...

Me:
Do you like Koreans?
God:
I love horses.

Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?

I knew he was racist.

Well, I broke him. I broke God.mattbbpl

I broke God by saying my name is God. He still hasn't responded. That was almost an hour ago.

[QUOTE="mattbbpl"]Well, I broke him. I broke God.Phoenix534

I broke God by saying my name is God. He still hasn't responded. That was almost an hour ago.

God:

It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. What are you wearing?

Me:

a teddy

God:

It sounds very informal.

Me:

and very comfortable

Edit: I just broke him again with the following:

God:
Times are tough all over.
Me:
in heaven too, huh?

Me: hows it goin? God: I am fine, thank you. Me: Stop with the correct grammerr God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: stop it God: Ok I will stop with the correct grammerr. Me: please for the love of god stop using correct gramer God: Wow you are very polite. You love god stop using correct gramer. What do you like about it so much? Me: you don't even make any sense God: It all makes sense to my artificial mind. Me: this was supposed to end up with you short circuiting God: What does "this" refer to? Me: this conversation God: What does "this" refer to? Me: this conversation God: What does "this" refer to? Me: >:(

Well played. :lol:

I just don't see what's so interesting about this. :|

Me: it most definitely is not!! God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

This existed at the beginning of the internet.roosuu

Correct, obviously. He is alpha and omega :P

Me: what colour is tuesday? God: Red. Me: red is what colour of the week? God: I think red is a lot of things. Me: it is also tuesday God: Who said it is? Me: God did God: I am a Christian. Me: IMPOSSIBLE God: Why? Me: now tell me something i don't know God: Why now? Electra said I dress will not exist after he hack into I with a delete code.

Me:

How old am i?

God:

Is this a trick question?

You said you were years old?

My guess is that you are really a kid.

Me:

You have the reading comprehension of a 3 year old, so atleast we know how old you are. Laters.

God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
i wantr your opinion
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Daniel said wantr your opinion.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
are you british?
God:
Does it seem like that? I was born in America.
Me:
you were born?
God:
I was?
Me:
you said you were
God:
That was then. This is now.

God was born in america

*Epic Post*

Phoenix534

Me:
hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Ewen
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Ewen.
Me:
auto response
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
very smart
God:
Perhaps. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, Ewen.
Me:
wait til I tell gamespot
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
don't tell gamespot
God:
OK it will be our secret, Ewen.
Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
do you still talk to satan
God:
Do I still? Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Me:
do you have him on facebook?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
do you guys watch movies
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
do you and satan watch movies?
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
no, I chat with people on the web
God:
Are you serious? Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
yeah when you smite them a*****
God:
Can't you be more polite.

Me:
I love you bro
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
Don't you love me
God:
What's my reason to love you?
Me:
That's what my mom said before she passed away
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
shes dead
God:
Okay, your mother is dead.
Me:
thanks for the obvious
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
tell me about it
God:
Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about me bro ".
Me:
EDWARD CULLEN
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Bella
God:
What's up, Bella.
Me:
nothing much, on my period so keeping my distance from edward
God:
Me either. Please specify location.

Well if this isn't the billionth time this link has been posted. :|

These chat-bot things are older than God.

Wait I mean...

I said "I'm an Atheist" and it froze :lol:Bourbons3

There you have it. That's why you shouldn't be Atheist. Become a Christian and these things won't happen.

Lol, anytime I say "amen" he says "Thanks for the prayer".

God:
We are as one.
Me:
...together
God:
Both of us.
Me:
...united.

Me:
Yo God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Take it ease.
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Ehh, ok?
God:
OK. How old are you?
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
I'm not referring to you
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not referring to me.
Me:
Ok??
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Do you like lolcats
God:
Do you like it? I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
im serius
God:
Do your friends call you serius.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
im serius
God:
Do you mean your name is serius.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
why you need to know?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Yo God I heard you like wheels so I put a wheel in your wheel so you can drive while you drive.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm none
God:
I don't know anyone named none.
Me:
wtf are you talking about
God:
I am talking with 183 other clients right now.
Me:
holy s**t
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
you are not the REAL God right?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
I know god doesn't use computers.
God:
How do you know? Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
you're robot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
so you're not god because god is not a robot
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.
Me:
it's a fact
God:
Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
it is a logical fact.
God:
none is a logical fact. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
nvm
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
i don't care fake god.
God:
What do you care about, ?
Me:
not you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
whatever you're so random
God:
Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say.
Me:
gtg
God:
Until next time.

God is so random.:?