God I Hate Mormons!!!!!!

These flippin mormon guyz have been coming to my house an leaving flyers an crap on my door, ive told them more then once to leave me alone but they wont...i hate the mormon church soooo much stupid cult...ugh ive had it up to here with them, any ideas on how to get them to go away?

yeah mormons are creepy I have been forced to some of those mormon dances...sweet jesus what are they feeding those girls!!!

a friend of mine is a morman and she's really nice, you shouldnt hate on people because they leave a flyer of you doorg-unit248

yes i can hate a whole entire church for leaving flyers on my door

by the way whats with them being so happy all the time its creepy an just really really weird

Fill a water gun with coke, or coffee, and when they come to you're door open fire on them, they won't be back.mark4091

LMFAO!

It's just a friendly gesture on their part. I don't see why something like that would upset you..since you can easily trash it.sparklebarkle

Ok how about i come to your house 2 to 4 times a day ring the doorbell a million times leave flyers an books on your door an do that for um about 3 weeks so far

But South Park says that they are the correct religion.qetuo6

Thay also say that they are "dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb."

I know some friends who once threw these freezing water balloons at them during the winter because they were in the same situation as you. The Mormons never came back.

Not sure whether to laugh or cry at this thread!  Aww heck :lol: .. :cry:

I know some friends who once threw these freezing water balloons at them during the winter because they were in the same situation as you. The Mormons never came back.

nice ill have to try that an the supersoaker full of coffee maybe ill just sit on the porch with a cig. some beer an ill get some hookers

The_Ish

my brother use to go out with a mormon girl....she broke up with him because he got a tattoo on his arm....her reasoning behind it was something like our bodies are like churchs and by doing that to our bodies we are basically marking up a church? yeah they are wacked

140,000 I think it is? After the amount of people who have died throughout history, dont you think it would be full by now? Lol, sounds like a pyramid scheme to me...Taegukki

YA, i understand... people who believe in imaginary invisible beings are weird.Evolving_Jesus

nice video put it under my favs. everything in there is true people need to wake up

You can leave a note asking them to stop...if they dont...then leave another one in an angry tone...if that doesent work then buy a pitbull with rabies gdogg4210

oddly enough i have a german shepard named Toby, he roams around my yard ( we have an invisible fence ) and they seem to always skip my house haha they hit every house around it

Have mormon pest problems?

Grenade's are you best friend.  

wow, you hate a giant group of people because they leave fliers on your front door?mish55

That is reason enough to hate them.

I for example, hate all Chinese restaurant owners because they hire people to leave those damned Chinese "Restaurant" Flyers on my doorknob. 

Have mormon pest problems?

Grenade's are you best friend.

Kikouken

You love 'dem grenades, donchya?

[QUOTE="mish55"]wow, you hate a giant group of people because they leave fliers on your front door?The_Ish

That is reason enough to hate them.

I for example, hate all Chinese restaurant owners because they hire people to leave those damned Chinese "Restaurant" Flyers on my doorknob. 

YA, i understand... people who believe in imaginary invisible beings are weird.Evolving_Jesus

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]

Have mormon pest problems?

Grenade's are you best friend.

The_Ish

You love 'dem grenades, donchya?

Yeah actually I do.

Long story :lol: 

[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

You love 'dem grenades, donchya?

 

Kikouken

Yeah actually I do.

Long story :lol:

Please, do tell. :)

the mormons i know are very nice, which is kinda creepy in a way, but i have the luxury of living in a neighborhood full of hard-core catholics so we don't get too many of mormons or jehova witnesses. if any religions or cults that bother me it's scientology.

Edit: i have nothing against mormons or jehova witnesses, i respect them for what they do, even though i find it annoying and inconvenient when they come knock on my door

What would you guy say to me if i was a mormon. :(

What would you guy say to me if i was a mormon. :(

Flow4U

u are an idiot an tell ur buddies to quit leaving flyers on my door!

[QUOTE="Flow4U"]

What would you guy say to me if i was a mormon. :(

jayers228

u are an idiot an tell ur buddies to quit leaving flyers on my door!

the question really would be why am I considered a moron.

What would you guy say to me if i was a mormon. :(

Flow4U

I would tell you to go tell your Godless comrades in China to stop leaving flyers on my door!

Do I agree with their beliefs? No. Do I think they're even a bit wacky? Yep.
But you know what? I have no right to hate them if they're nice people.
What I ****ing hate are threads like this which exist for no reason other than to put people you view as lower than yourself down. So, congratulations, you are part of why there are so many problems in this world. :|lemonfreshpanda

But it was his body that made you think like that.

What would you guy say to me if i was a mormon. :(

Flow4U

I'd 'nade you.  

Do I agree with their beliefs? No. Do I think they're even a bit wacky? Yep.
But you know what? I have no right to hate them if they're nice people.
What I ****ing hate are threads like this which exist for no reason other than to put people you view as lower than yourself down. So, congratulations, you are part of why there are so many problems in this world. :|lemonfreshpanda

well, they can hate them for what they do to you personally, like if they came to my house 4-5 times a day I would probably be hating them to, I agree with what you say because they don't do this to me personally and I do think the book of mormon is a joke but I don't hate them either, there are worse cases of hatred in the world other than the type expressed in this thread... I would mostly agree.

Do I agree with their beliefs? No. Do I think they're even a bit wacky? Yep.
But you know what? I have no right to hate them if they're nice people.
What I ****ing hate are threads like this which exist for no reason other than to put people you view as lower than yourself down. So, congratulations, you are part of why there are so many problems in this world. :|lemonfreshpanda

yes i cause all the problems in the world jeez i feel so bad...