God is fake. Here's my reason.

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#1 Warfighter3000
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Here's three reasons.

1)I went onGod's chat website and discoveredGod is a robot.

2) I was playing Mass effect, andI got the red ring of death. I prayed to God to fix my Xbox 360 but he didn't.

3) If God truly exists, why do people die?

To keep the world balanced? I don't think so.

He doesn't exist. You christians can try to prove me wrong, but beware... My arguing skill is freaking high.

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#2 Nintendevil
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if there where nobad things, there would be no reason to appreciate good things.
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#3 Messer_Partei
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Rule number one of making a poll: never give the option to say 'none of that' or 'you are an idiot', since everyone will pick it as a means to feel superior.
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#4 RiSkyBiZ-13
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This thread is useless, there are currently at least 3 active religion threads going on there. Read around before posting.
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#5 DJ-Lafleur
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Really, butI thought god would fix any Xbox 360. :roll:

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#6 22Toothpicks
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if there where nobad things, there would be no reason to appreciate good things.Nintendevil


Exactly. If there was no pain, nothing would feel "good". We would have no appreciation for anything. A world full of me's (apathetic people).
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#7 ElArab
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This thread is useless, there are currently at least 3 active religion threads going on there. Read around before posting.RiSkyBiZ-13

NO ****! Why do people waste bandwith with stupid threads like these? Is he trying to be funny or something?

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#8 Shade-Blade
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2nd Poll option!

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#9 Judza
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Nope, pathetic reasoning.
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#10 AC_MNF
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bro i got two words for you : Free Will god let us be and choose even if sometimes we make mistakes.

besides if no one dies we couldn't have children where do you think they will live , we are already dying of hunger and some people don't even have a place for living. if he has to take control us all, we will be like a SIMS game, haven't you think about it?

just like a holy chess.

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#11 aDrenaLine1337
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ok the only reasonable question was the third and the answer to that is simple..... speaking in terms of plain reason, if i were to create a being would i not want to talk to it i.e. after death, heaven, post life?

I know for one thing the main purpose in life is to get closer to God, this doesn't entirely mean dieing. you can get closer to get in any way of your life, doing good to others, praying for others (yes even your enemies) following Jesus Christ's footsteps. after it is all said and done, you go into heaven to "meet your maker" (literally).

i kno for sure that i want to see God after I die not speaking as aChristian but a human being filled with curiosity. what more are we?

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#12 Solid_Snake325
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If you aren't joking and are seriously attempting to use logic, then I'll take the 2nd Option for $600, Alex.
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#13 foxhound_fox
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Those do not prove anything. :|
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#14 falconclan
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Here's three reasons.

1)I went onGod's chat website and discoveredGod is a robot.

2) I was playing Mass effect, andI got the red ring of death. I prayed to God to fix my Xbox 360 but he didn't.

3) If God truly exists, why do people die?

To keep the world balanced? I don't think so.

He doesn't exist. You christians can try to prove me wrong, but beware... My arguing skill is freaking high.

Warfighter3000

1) Sarcasm was a gift from god, then again, so was mild (Edited because the moderators would kill me.)

2) Thats because he doesn't like you as much as other people.

3) Because life is supposed to be temporary, heaven is supposed to be infinite.

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#15 deactivated-58f8be37da70d
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These threads never end! As long as i have been posting on these forums, there has always been at least 1 god thread active at all times...
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#17 K-E316
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1) WTF? A robot?

2) god hates the 360. J/K:P its cus he doesnt have time for you. he doesnt like to be called during his relaxing time.

3) like the other guy said, life is temporary.

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#18 RHCP87
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I always wonder why little kids are raped and killed if there is god. Why would this god allow those things to happen in his world?
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#19 falconclan
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I always wonder why little kids are raped and killed if there is god. Why would this god allow those things to happen in his world?RHCP87
Because he gave us all free will and we are all idiots.
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#20 Solid_Snake325
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[QUOTE="RHCP87"]I always wonder why little kids are raped and killed if there is god. Why would this god allow those things to happen in his world?falconclan
Because he gave us all free will and we are all idiots.

I always wonder why little kids are raped and killed if there is god. Why would this god allow those things to happen in his world?RHCP87
God's intent wasn't to comfort everyone, he gave us a free will so that we could choose to follow Him instead of being forced to. We did the evil things to ourselves.
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#21 Solid_Snake325
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Sorry for double quote :P
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#22 RiSkyBiZ-13
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I always wonder why little kids are raped and killed if there is god. Why would this god allow those things to happen in his world?RHCP87

Free will. Please read other religious posts and you'll have your questions answered, this thread is useless and worthless.

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#23 MrNooblord
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1) what logic is there that god would be a robot, it wouldn't make any sense

2) god doesn't answer stupid prayers and sometimes when he does answer its not so obvious

3) the bible says he got tired of us sinning all the time so he shortened our life span from 1000 years to 100 years so we could go to hell faster (genesis, right beofre abraham's story) same thing about diying in itself he gets tired of us especially the most evilest of us. Imagine if Adolf Hitler or vlad the impaler was still alive

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#24 Devil-Itachi
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[QUOTE="Warfighter3000"]

Here's three reasons.

1)I went onGod's chat website and discoveredGod is a robot.

2) I was playing Mass effect, andI got the red ring of death. I prayed to God to fix my Xbox 360 but he didn't.

3) If God truly exists, why do people die?

To keep the world balanced? I don't think so.

He doesn't exist. You christians can try to prove me wrong, but beware... My arguing skill is freaking high.

falconclan

1) Sarcasm was a gift from god, then again, so was mild (Edited because the moderators would kill me.)

2) Thats because he doesn't like you as much as other people.

3) Because life is supposed to be temporary, heaven is supposed to be infinite.

Nothin' about us is created to die.

Scientist are currently coming up with ways for a human to essentially live forever and fix this wear and tear issue.

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#25 LoG-Sacrament
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genius. that was so much more in depth than anything locke or hume came up with.
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#26 RiSkyBiZ-13
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Scientist are currently coming up with ways for a human to essentially live forever and fix this wear and tear issue.

Devil-Itachi

Live forever, eh? Please tell me you're trying to be funny.

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#27 instantdeath999
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I don't believe in God, but those are all stupid reasons... except for the red rings of death.
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#28 Devil-Itachi
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[QUOTE="Devil-Itachi"]

Scientist are currently coming up with ways for a human to essentially live forever and fix this wear and tear issue.

RiSkyBiZ-13

Live forever, eh? Please tell me you're trying to be funny.

In the right conditions yes. Still going to be expected that people will die eventually.

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#29 im_different
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[QUOTE="Nintendevil"]if there where nobad things, there would be no reason to appreciate good things.22Toothpicks


Exactly. If there was no pain, nothing would feel "good". We would have no appreciation for anything. A world full of me's (apathetic people).

well in the bible it says that in heaven their is no pain or bad just good. so heaven is going to be very bad then? and hell will be good because since theirs only bad you wont know its bad?

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#30 im_different
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i also love how scientists find crap like dinosaur bones from millions of years ago and ancient pottery and even cities like pompei from thousands of years ago but no one can find one scrap of historical evidence of jesus or any of the apostles or anything in the bible. none of the cities nothing. all you have to go on is a bible. and even then it was originally written in a forgotten language so its badly translated. and now im gonna get "have faith" from all the churchgoers knocking on my door. why doesnt god answer you when you pray if hes a personal god? "oh well he does i can feel it." so somehow your praying powers are so much greater than everyone elses that you can "kind of feel god"? just no,

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#31 the_foreign_guy
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i also love how scientists find crap like dinosaur bones from millions of years ago and ancient pottery and even cities like pompei from thousands of years ago but no one can find one scrap of historical evidence of jesus or any of the apostles or anything in the bible. none of the cities nothing. all you have to go on is a bible. and even then it was originally written in a forgotten language so its badly translated. and now im gonna get "have faith" from all the churchgoers knocking on my door. why doesnt god answer you when you pray if hes a personal god? "oh well he does i can feel it." so somehow your praying powers are so much greater than everyone elses that you can "kind of feel god"? just no,

im_different

Any historian can tell you that Jesus existed. There are documents from his followers and his nonfollowers. The only thing that's questionable about him is his divinity. More proof? Christianity is one of the biggest religions today.

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#32 Saxsoon
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Why Christians specifically. A lot of other religions believe in a god as well. Angry at us or something?

Great logic. But not really.

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#33 Saxsoon
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Funny, I went to a lecture from this historian that found Sodom and Gomorah. Using only 16 verses from the Bible. It fits the narrative that the city was abandoned for 500-700 years. There was a gap of 500-700 years between the soil content or something like that. He also found pottery that was warped into a material very much like trinitite, that can only be duplicated by a lightning strike or a meteor. It was really fascinating.

They found Pontius Pilate incscribed in a Roman archive, ruling in the area around Jesus' crucifiction.

There are many other sites from the Bible that have been found and excavated.

So please, know your archeology before you say nothing has been found from the Bible.

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#34 Fortier
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I can't believe this thread has as many responses as it does, its just a bad joke...I hope.
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#35 -SiiLeNCE-
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...wow...

alright i'll use your logic. if there is no god then 906 oranges will fall on your shoulders in 45.6 seconds. start counting.

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#36 Shadow_Spinner
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try again...
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#37 Saxsoon
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I can't believe this thread has as many responses as it does, its just a bad joke...I hope.Fortier

Sadly, I don't think it is. And even if it is, there are people who think like that.

Red ring of death is part of the anti-holy trinity attacking heaven's gates!

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#38 cowboymonkey21
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archologists found pieces of noahs ark and inscriptions describing the battle of jeruselum (or some battle close to that) and it mached the bible perfectly exepct the outcome of the battle
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if there where no bad things, there would be no reason to appreciate good things.Nintendevil

True. Nobody would appreciate sunshine if there were no rainy days.

Life is like a bee hive. You get both good things (honey) and bad things (bee stings). It is just a matter if people can only tolerate reciving good things. We all want the the sweet honey, but we don't want any of the stings.

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#40 Rhythmic_
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These are better than many of the atheist arguments I've heard...like "dinosaurs existed, so God can't be real."

Good job.

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gods my favourite fictional character
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#42 ecamped
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Here's three reasons.

1)I went online. Wooooowwwww.

2) I was playing Mass effect, andI got the red ring of death. I prayed to God to fix my Xbox 360 but he didn't. That's cause you never pray at any other time, you fait weather time. And thanks for helping us realise this is just some upset 360 fanboy.

3) If God truly exists, why do people die? Cause we sinned. We stole a fruit from a tree. We could have just left it alone.

To keep the world balanced? I don't think so.

He doesn't exist. You christians can try to prove me wrong, but beware... My arguing skill is freaking low.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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#43 Devil-Itachi
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archologists found pieces of noahs ark and inscriptions describing the battle of jeruselum (or some battle close to that) and it mached the bible perfectly exepct the outcome of the battlecowboymonkey21

No physical remains have been found. Besides that story has been passed down for generations, with many different versions before the bible came to be.

You may say it's proof it happened and I believe it partially did. The bibles version is just way over exaggerating.

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#44 Ghardon
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Here's three reasons.

1)I went onGod's chat website and discoveredGod is a robot.

2) I was playing Mass effect, andI got the red ring of death. I prayed to God to fix my Xbox 360 but he didn't.

3) If God truly exists, why do people die?

To keep the world balanced? I don't think so.

He doesn't exist. You christians can try to prove me wrong, but beware... My arguing skill is freaking high.

Warfighter3000

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Good effort, better luck next time.