Going in for my first ever physical tommorow...

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#1 LostProphetFLCL
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...what can I expect? (I'm a guy BTW)

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#2 Oleg_Huzwog
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Turn your head and cough.

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#3 dodgerblue13
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Turn your head and cough.

Oleg_Huzwog
Yeah. About forty minutes of this is all it is.
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#4 kakkarott23
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Don't forget about the rectal exam.
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#5 LostProphetFLCL
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Turn your head and cough.

Oleg_Huzwog
Oi, thats going to be so degrading..... It is so degrading that I am saying Oi, and I never say Oi....
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#6 howlrunner13
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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Turn your head and cough.

LostProphetFLCL

Oi, thats going to be so degrading..... It is so degrading that I am saying Oi, and I never say Oi....

Nah, it's not that bad. Takes 10 seconds. Of course, you can never look your doctor in the face again, but oh well.

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#7 Witchsight
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Be lucky you aint a gal. That said, ive never got one because im a-scared, and also have no idea who my family Dr is.
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#8 GazaAli
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nothing much, except the embarrassing moment when you and the doctor alone in the room and he tells you to take off you pants.
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#9 Commander-Gree
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Get ready to expose yourself to a stranger.
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#10 LostProphetFLCL
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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"][QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Turn your head and cough.

howlrunner13

Oi, thats going to be so degrading..... It is so degrading that I am saying Oi, and I never say Oi....

Nah, it's not that bad. Takes 10 seconds. Of course, you can never look your doctor in the face again, but oh well.

It isn't going to be MY doctor actually. I am going in for a job oppurtunity and they are providing the doctor at the healthcare center.
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#11 sammyjenkis898
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First time, huh? You'll..have an interesting time.
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#12 Frenzyd109
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nothing much, except the embarrassing moment when you and the doctor alone in the room and he tells you to take off you pants.GazaAli
Then he puts his hands on your testicles
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#13 lightleggy
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[QUOTE="Witchsight"]Be lucky you aint a gal. That said, ive never got one because im a-scared, and also have no idea who my family Dr is.

how is it worse for the gals? I mean...they dont need to take prostate exams, doctors dont need to put their hands inside their anus and start rubbing a sexual organ... at least the vagina is designed to take something in just as it can take something out... but the anus is not designed to receive...
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#14 Sparticus247
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Turn your head and cough.

Oleg_Huzwog

My 2nd sports physical was the worst. I had a young femal doctor that was pretty darn attractive doing the physical....most ebarrasing doctor vissit of my life, and I think you know what I'm talking about. She just laughed and said thank you....I was so embarrassed :|

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#15 z4twenny
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the turn your head and cough isn't a big deal. it takes all of 10 seconds and you think you're the first stranger he's seen naked?

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#16 Agent-Zero
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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Turn your head and cough.

Sparticus247

My 2nd sports physical was the worst. I had a young femal doctor that was pretty darn attractive doing the physical....most ebarrasing doctor vissit of my life, and I think you know what I'm talking about. She just laughed and said thank you....I was so embarrassed :|

Oh damn! haha thats so funny. Did she help you out like in all the pornos?
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#17 Sparticus247
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No it's nothing like those....

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#18 Frenzyd109
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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Turn your head and cough.

Sparticus247

My 2nd sports physical was the worst. I had a young femal doctor that was pretty darn attractive doing the physical....most ebarrasing doctor vissit of my life, and I think you know what I'm talking about. She just laughed and said thank you....I was so embarrassed :|

Embarrassed? Id say HIGH FIVE!
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#19 EMOEVOLUTION
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It's not as bad as people make it out to sound..

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#20 The_Sand_Man
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It's not that bad until, uh... has to "check your plumbing.'
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#21 cyberdarkkid
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nothing much, except the embarrassing moment when you and the doctor alone in the room and he tells you to take off you pants.GazaAli
This, the first time I went I didn't see this coming and I was like ":shock:"
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#22 DJ_Lae
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It's not as bad as people make it out to sound..

EMOEVOLUTION
This. It's over in less than ten seconds (unless, horror of all horrors, he finds a lump).
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#23 Ontain
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just a regular doctor's physical? or is this for the military?
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#24 Dark__Link
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[QUOTE="EMOEVOLUTION"]

It's not as bad as people make it out to sound..

DJ_Lae

This. It's over in less than ten seconds (unless, horror of all horrors, he finds a lump).

Pray it's just a cheeto.

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#25 xXDante666Xx
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Don't freak out over a physical dude. Although for the longest time I had a just graduate girl as my nurse and so she could "learn" my mom volunteered all of my care to her. :( She is a nice lady to me still (I'm 19) but it was ALWAYS a challenge not to get a big stiff one.

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#26 Bruin4ev3r1520
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It's more annoying when you have a female doing it. Good thing my doctor is not that attractive.
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#27 RearNakedChoke
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Just make sure that both of his hands aren't on your shoulders during the prostate exam.

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#28 z4twenny
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Just make sure that both of his hands aren't on your shoulders during the prostate exam.

RearNakedChoke

funny considering your username.

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#29 RearNakedChoke
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[QUOTE="RearNakedChoke"]

Just make sure that both of his hands aren't on your shoulders during the prostate exam.

z4twenny

funny considering your username.

It's a very effective Brazilian Jiu Jitsu technique. :x

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#30 deadevil666
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[QUOTE="z4twenny"]

[QUOTE="RearNakedChoke"]

Just make sure that both of his hands aren't on your shoulders during the prostate exam.

RearNakedChoke

funny considering your username.

It's a very effective Brazilian Jiu Jitsu technique. :x

And an affectionate one at that ;)

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#31 tocklestein2005
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If you have a woman doctor...FUN! If not, then you will need to start drinking heavily at least an hour prior to the visit.

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#32 LostProphetFLCL
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It's not that bad until, uh... has to "check your plumbing.'The_Sand_Man

Oh, I already had to go through that....

Honestly wasn't that bad except for that goop stuff is annoying afterwards....

Your ass just feels......wrong....