Gold's Gym is the Best Gym EVER

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#1 d0pestar
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I like Gold's Gym because everyone there is supercool and there are lots of hot babes. Usually I'm lifting or doing a ton of long distance running. Today I ran 6 miles and walked 2..Yesterday I Walked 6 miles and was in the theatre they have and watched some good movies. And the day before that I ran 5 miles and walked 5 miles..im so cool and so is this gym! i also like to eat steak and potatoes and at night I drink Captain Morgan and Diet coke with lime..they call it a cuba libre! it rocks and so does gold's gym!

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Blogorrhea :(
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#3 Greatgone12
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No, my school's gym is. I get a free 4-year membership open to me at any time between 8:15 AM to 11:00 PM 9 months a year. Beat that. You can't, can you?

Blogorrhea :(xaos
I hate it when I get that. :(

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#4 The_Zoid
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And what percent of that post have to do with Gold's Gym? And how do you know it just wasn't your particular Gold's Gym?
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Curves is my favorite gym :oops:
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#6 d0pestar
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No, my school's gym is. I get a free 4-year membership open to me at any time between 8:15 AM to 11:00 PM 9 months a year. Beat that. You can't, can you?

[QUOTE="xaos"]Blogorrhea :(Greatgone12

I hate it when I get that. :(



don't hate, appreciate...does your gym have a theatre? NO..does your gym have free personal trainer sessions? NO..did u ever have a hot trainer named ashley check u out? NO NO NO i win you lose - flawless victory - fatality
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don't hate, appreciate
...does your gym have a theatre? NO..does your gym have free personal trainer sessions? NO..did u ever have a hot trainer named ashley check u out? NO NO NO i win you lose - flawless victory - fatalityd0pestar

what are you 10?

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#8 Greatgone12
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[QUOTE="Greatgone12"]

No, my school's gym is. I get a free 4-year membership open to me at any time between 8:15 AM to 11:00 PM 9 months a year. Beat that. You can't, can you?

[QUOTE="xaos"]Blogorrhea :(d0pestar

I hate it when I get that. :(



don't hate, appreciate...does your gym have a theatre? NO..does your gym have free personal trainer sessions? NO..did u ever have a hot trainer named ashley check u out? NO NO NO i win you lose - flawless victory - fatality

Oh, lawed, praise Jesus, for purging us of the sin of sarcasm detection, for with it, we were truly vile, vile beings.

:roll:

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#9 d0pestar
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[QUOTE="d0pestar"]

don't hate, appreciate
...does your gym have a theatre? NO..does your gym have free personal trainer sessions? NO..did u ever have a hot trainer named ashley check u out? NO NO NO i win you lose - flawless victory - fatalityConManWithGun

what are you 10?



i wish, life was sweet when i was 10 and i could play my sega genesis all day and not worry about the troubles of the world and i had no responibility...but theres 1 thing I didn't have when i was 10...and thats Gold's Gym! Of course even if there was a Gold's Gym 10 years ago...(hence im 20)...i couldn't get in because no one under the age of 18 is aloud in Gold's Gym! I think this is fantastic because all you little highschool kids can go workout on my used equiptment at your little sissy gym's while us hardcore body builder/steroid user/distance runners work out at Gold's Gym!!
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#10 Greatgone12
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[QUOTE="ConManWithGun"]

[QUOTE="d0pestar"]

don't hate, appreciate
...does your gym have a theatre? NO..does your gym have free personal trainer sessions? NO..did u ever have a hot trainer named ashley check u out? NO NO NO i win you lose - flawless victory - fatalityd0pestar

what are you 10?



i wish, life was sweet when i was 10 and i could play my sega genesis all day and not worry about the troubles of the world and i had no responibility...but theres 1 thing I didn't have when i was 10...and thats Gold's Gym! Of course even if there was a Gold's Gym 10 years ago...(hence im 20)...i couldn't get in because no one under the age of 18 is aloud in Gold's Gym! I think this is fantastic because all you little highschool kids can go workout on my used equiptment at your little sissy gym's while us hardcore body builder/steroid user/distance runners work out at Gold's Gym!!

There is no way in hell you're 20. If you were 20, you wouldn't feel the need to point out that you're 20, and you most definitely wouldn't need to point out that only people 18 and older are allowed at Gold's, because that most certainly only proves that you want us to think you're 20.
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#11 d0pestar
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[QUOTE="d0pestar"][QUOTE="ConManWithGun"]

[QUOTE="d0pestar"]

don't hate, appreciate
...does your gym have a theatre? NO..does your gym have free personal trainer sessions? NO..did u ever have a hot trainer named ashley check u out? NO NO NO i win you lose - flawless victory - fatalityGreatgone12

what are you 10?



i wish, life was sweet when i was 10 and i could play my sega genesis all day and not worry about the troubles of the world and i had no responibility...but theres 1 thing I didn't have when i was 10...and thats Gold's Gym! Of course even if there was a Gold's Gym 10 years ago...(hence im 20)...i couldn't get in because no one under the age of 18 is aloud in Gold's Gym! I think this is fantastic because all you little highschool kids can go workout on my used equiptment at your little sissy gym's while us hardcore body builder/steroid user/distance runners work out at Gold's Gym!!

There is no way in hell you're 20. If you were 20, you wouldn't feel the need to point out that you're 20, and you most definitely wouldn't need to point out that only people 18 and older are allowed at Gold's, because that most certainly only proves that you want us to think you're 20.



its true..20 years old and currently attending miami university in oxford...its a nice university and all but its not as nice as one thing...gold's gym! they also have aerobic classes, a pool, and a basketball court! Now i usually wouldn't be stoked about a basketball court and a pool..but little kids can't do their stupid little leagues and waste my time at Gold's Gym! And have no fear...the pool water is clear! no kids takin a wizz in the Gold's Gym pool because they can't come in! its super!
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#12 Greatgone12
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its true..20 years old and currently attending miami university in oxford...its a nice university and all but its not as nice as one thing...gold's gym! they also have aerobic classes, a pool, and a basketball court! Now i usually wouldn't be stoked about a basketball court and a pool..but little kids can't do their stupid little leagues and waste my time at Gold's Gym! And have no fear...the pool water is clear! no kids takin a wizz in the Gold's Gym pool because they can't come in! its super!d0pestar
I don't believe you.
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#13 d0pestar
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[QUOTE="d0pestar"]

its true..20 years old and currently attending miami university in oxford...its a nice university and all but its not as nice as one thing...gold's gym! they also have aerobic ****s, a pool, and a basketball court! Now i usually wouldn't be stoked about a basketball court and a pool..but little kids can't do their stupid little leagues and waste my time at Gold's Gym! And have no fear...the pool water is clear! no kids takin a wizz in the Gold's Gym pool because they can't come in! its super!Greatgone12
I don't believe you.



is it so hard to believe that a 20 year old successful college student could have my strange sense of humor? Well actually i didn't do that good last semester because i was in a boring business major and switched over to communication this semester because I don't need the accounting or econ ****s this way..the only thing that sucks is now i have to take a foreign language which is a drag..i took 2 years of German in highschool but the only German 1 cla$$ at this college is a night cla$$ and its completely throwing my work schedule off..anywayyy...

Maybe your referring to not believing me about the pool and basketball court..I can assure you at Gold's Gym you don't have anything to worry about when it comes to kids! I think it would be a great place for pedophiles to work out because they wouldn't be tempted like they would be at a ymca..anyway go to Gold's Gym!

(it won't let you type c l a s s..how retarded)
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#14 VetteMan85
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I prefer working out (weight lifting) in my home gym, but whatever. Congrats.
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[QUOTE="Greatgone12"]

No, my school's gym is. I get a free 4-year membership open to me at any time between 8:15 AM to 11:00 PM 9 months a year. Beat that. You can't, can you?

[QUOTE="xaos"]Blogorrhea :(d0pestar

I hate it when I get that. :(



don't hate, appreciate...does your gym have a theatre? NO..does your gym have free personal trainer sessions? NO..did u ever have a hot trainer named ashley check u out? NO NO NO i win you lose - flawless victory - fatality

No, but my gym has various utilities to make me stronger and faster. What you're advertising isn't a gym; it's a best buy with a treadmill.
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#17 d0pestar
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i dunno why some spacing was not entered in my last post, sorry for the inconvience and think of turning your life around at gold's gym!

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#18 VetteMan85
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Ok this thread is totally spam. This guy obviously either works at or owns a Golds Gym.
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#19 Conanfan1
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You fail. Pewter City Gym is the best gym ever.
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#20 d0pestar
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Ok this thread is totally spam. This guy obviously either works at or owns a Golds Gym.VetteMan85


I am your typical college student who found a great gym at a reasonable price lol and am very enthusiastic about spreading the word...consider me the Jehova's witness of this forum :P usually i posting about my ps3 :D which is almost cooler then gold's gym
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#21 d0pestar
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i think i've been moderated for my obsess with gold's gym :( someones colon is too tight
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#22 UrbanSpartan125
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No. my gym is the best.
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#23 DeeJayInphinity
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i think i've been moderated for my obsess with gold's gym :( someones -edited-d0pestar

No, you're just advertising way too effing much. Do you at least get paid for it?

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you got that right, th gym i used to work for just filed for bankruptcy, i wont mention them, *cough* bally's *cough*
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[QUOTE="d0pestar"]i think i've been moderated for my obsess with gold's gym :( someones -edited-DeeJayInphinity

No, you're just advertising way too effing much. Do you at least get paid for it?



lol no...it really started out as more of an obnoxious joke but I really like this gym :D
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#26 194197844077667059316682358889
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i think i've been moderated for my obsess with gold's gym :( someones colon is too tightd0pestar
Or your mouth is too lose :roll:
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[QUOTE="ConManWithGun"]

[QUOTE="d0pestar"]

don't hate, appreciate
...does your gym have a theatre? NO..does your gym have free personal trainer sessions? NO..did u ever have a hot trainer named ashley check u out? NO NO NO i win you lose - flawless victory - fatalityd0pestar

what are you 10?



i wish, life was sweet when i was 10 and i could play my sega genesis all day and not worry about the troubles of the world and i had no responibility...but theres 1 thing I didn't have when i was 10...and thats Gold's Gym! Of course even if there was a Gold's Gym 10 years ago...(hence im 20)...i couldn't get in because no one under the age of 18 is aloud in Gold's Gym! I think this is fantastic because all you little highschool kids can go workout on my used equiptment at your little sissy gym's while us hardcore body builder/steroid user/distance runners work out at Gold's Gym!!

is this supposed to be sarcasm or do you seriously use steroids....if so im sorry...haha

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#28 d0pestar
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[QUOTE="d0pestar"]i think i've been moderated for my obsess with gold's gym :( someones colon is too tightxaos
Or your mouth is too lose :roll:



don't hate, appreciate... (some homo said that to me on resistance fall of man and got it stuck in my head)
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I like Gold's Gym because everyone there is supercool and there are lots of hot babes. Usually I'm lifting or doing a ton of long distance running. Today I ran 6 miles and walked 2..Yesterday I Walked 6 miles and was in the theatre they have and watched some good movies. And the day before that I ran 5 miles and walked 5 miles..im so cool and so is this gym! i also like to eat steak and potatoes and at night I drink Captain Morgan and Diet coke with lime..they call it a cuba libre! it rocks and so does gold's gym!

peace

d0pestar


don't hate, appreciate...does your gym have a theatre? NO..does your gym have free personal trainer sessions? NO..did u ever have a hot trainer named ashley check u out? NO NO NO i win you lose - flawless victory - fatalityd0pestar
:roll: Well, omg! Aren't you amazing!!!

[spoiler] (If you hadn't notice, that was sarcasm.) [/spoiler]

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#30 d0pestar
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[QUOTE="d0pestar"][QUOTE="ConManWithGun"]

[QUOTE="d0pestar"]

don't hate, appreciate
...does your gym have a theatre? NO..does your gym have free personal trainer sessions? NO..did u ever have a hot trainer named ashley check u out? NO NO NO i win you lose - flawless victory - fatalityArmoredAshes

what are you 10?



i wish, life was sweet when i was 10 and i could play my sega genesis all day and not worry about the troubles of the world and i had no responibility...but theres 1 thing I didn't have when i was 10...and thats Gold's Gym! Of course even if there was a Gold's Gym 10 years ago...(hence im 20)...i couldn't get in because no one under the age of 18 is aloud in Gold's Gym! I think this is fantastic because all you little highschool kids can go workout on my used equiptment at your little sissy gym's while us hardcore body builder/steroid user/distance runners work out at Gold's Gym!!

is this supposed to be sarcasm or do you seriously use steroids....if so im sorry...haha



haha pretty serious man..im a distance runner/lifter and NO i dont use steroids , but some guys in there have arms 6 times too big for their head
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#31 WildLIkeChild
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I laughed at the people who took this thread seriously.

Jesus guys.

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#32 French023
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ha ya usually people that brag about being checked out and having hot babes there means that they werent checked out and the babes are ugly
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ha ya usually people that brag about being checked out and having hot babes there means that they werent checked out and the babes are uglyFrench023


usually? yes..but in this specific case? its true 8) and only mentioned that to support my gym :D
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#34 MoonSpoon
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Yeah, it costs me about 20 bucks a month.

I don't go much anymore, but the basketball court there is nice.