Either don't bother or just make a sarcastic comment. Personally, I'd totally go with whatever he says and ask him if he enjoyed it. Eventually he'd stop after I weird him out
Just say something like.... "Don't worry. It's okay that you aren't smart. I understand that you need to use cheap crap like that to insult people, but the fact of the matter is.... You can't think; therefore can't think up of a good insult." Make sure to say it non-chalantly. It makes it seem as though you don't care, and would rather be doing other things. I'm great at insults, I play the mental warfare. PM me if you want some more info. :D
i remember watching a comedy special of mike epps and he said something like, "i wouldve been your daddy but your mother didnt have change for a 20" i thought that was funny
but seriously tho, just let the dude talk, dont come back with anything, make him feel stupid by not saying anything
Along with "You were adopted" or/and turning around any "your mom" joke. Like, guy 1: Your mom was fantastic last night guy 2: She's pretty swell, she makes me dinner every night too!
If you're eating shrimp and someone says "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp," then you say "Oh yeah, well the jerk store just called, they're running out of you!" Or say "Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!"
If you're eating shrimp and someone says "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp," then you say "Oh yeah, well the jerk store just called, they're running out of you!" Or say "Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!"
i am like terrible at comebacks and i need some good ones. this guys always say stuff like "i f***** your mom" etc. idk what to say. make it smartkbubba92
The best thing to do is to just get up in their face, pause, then burst out in "AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA" then go back to a frown. Its better not to get in deep **** Just forget about him.
I normally look past him like over his shoulder (not leaning, just tilt your head right a bit, possibly snicker) until he stops and notices. Many reactions come from that such as him saying "what are you looking at?" and or turning around.
Then you reply
"A distraction(or a diversion)" and walk away while hes looking where you were looking.
i am like terrible at comebacks and i need some good ones. this guys always say stuff like "i f***** your mom" etc. idk what to say. make it smartkbubba92
When someone says that i say,
"Really? My mom said some guy tried to do her yesterday but it turns out that he was a hemaphrodite."
or if theyve never seen my mom
"Wow dewd, your brave. How does it feel to get it on with a 55 year old woman who weighs 654 pounds and had one leg?"
I just wait for there rant to end, then I look them in the eye and calmly say, "Are you done?" then walk off, believe it or not this is just aboutt the best thing you can do.
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