Good excuses for skipping class

So im skipping the first 1½ hours of school today. Sad part is, i am in a group in school today, so people were expecting me to show up. Whats a good excuse to tell my school-mates?

Regards.

here's one: I just died so I won't be able to make it. I'll come back when i'm reborn....

Tell them that you got in a car accident and it screwed up your spine, so it is very hard for you to sit down for more than 5 min without being in an intense amount of pain.AAllxxjjnn

...or he was involved in too much buttseckz >_>, that way he doesn't need to wreck his car to get away with it...

say your dog or cat or whatever was puking all over the place in the morning and you didnt feel safe leaving it home on its own:)

oh and my school is the ultimate ghey two girls got expelled for telling a girl that they hoped she died. oh and 3 other people got suspened for 3 days for calling her a whore. yea...... oh and pretty much my bestfriend got suspened for 5 days cause he egged sum girls house, on the freakin weekend. like wtf, the school has no business in what we do at home and on the weekends.

You could said that you had a small crisys of asma; but, thanks god that you got better and you came as soon as you felt better.

Your _______ (friend/family member/whatever) lost his/her/its glasses and needed help getting somewhere.

I had 40% attendance in college and that was always my favourite excuse. People love people who help people with disabilities.

Unless you're sick or need to do something important, I would guess the only other reason is that if you're completely swamped and need a break.

"I was out gettin' lucky"

No one questions that one.

"I'd tell you... but i'd have to kill you."

They'll totally buy that. :P

Explain to them that you were busy posting on Gamespot forums, and that you needed to ask your e-friends for reasons on why you didn't attend the class.Khoaki

yep.

Some guy in my maths class just said "It's raining."
Was probably the worst excuse ever, but it made me laugh.Crazy_Squid

There was a kid who was in a wheel chair and he was late for **** The teacher asked him why he was late and he said that his wheel chair had a flat. It was really funny.

Why do you need an excuse for your own class-mates...Just say you skipped, or didnt feel like going..Unless if they like actually care a lot whether you're there or not.

I would think you need an excuse for your teacher not class mate..