Good One-Liners?

Any random lines or quotes from a movie or TV show that is just priceless? Like something that makes you laugh every single time no matter how often you watch it?

One of the ones I can think of is from the Hangover when they are wheeling the Tiger out of the room and Stu goes, "By the way we're all gunna die."

Any random lines or quotes from a movie or TV show that is just priceless? Like something that makes you laugh every single time no matter how often you watch it?

One of the ones I can think of is from the Hangover when they are wheeling the Tiger out of the room and Stu goes, "By the way we're all gunna die."

"Stop playing with your dingy!" from tommy boy lol that whole movie has a lot of good one liners.

"Stop playing with your dingy!" from tommy boy lol that whole movie has a lot of good one liners.

Palladian

That whole movie was quotable :P

This one is my favorite one liner :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUObBYvEarw&feature=related

"Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich"

lol Im watching the Hangover right now and Alan just sang the three best friends song.

The force is strong with this one!!

Oh! that reminds me. "Stop that bird! That's my wife's favorite finger!"

I often say to myself "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"

"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!" "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh yeah!" "But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds! … Oh, I've wasted my life." "I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…" *insert more Simpsons quotes*

Oh the Simpsons. lol we used to watch it over and over again at work.

It's not a lie if you beleive it. -George Costanza

There are some who call me... Tim. - Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniifing glue- old guy from Airplane

And, one of my favorites...

"So my wife likes to talk to me during sex. Just the other night, she calls me from a motel."

"I get no respect. When I was born, the doctor turns to my parents and says "We did everything we could, but he lived anyway""

"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up."

"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home."

InEMplease

wow thoes are depressing.

"and you want to be my latex salesman"comp_atkins

That's one of my favorite episodes

[QUOTE="InEMplease"]

"So my wife likes to talk to me during sex. Just the other night, she calls me from a motel."

"I get no respect. When I was born, the doctor turns to my parents and says "We did everything we could, but he lived anyway""

"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up."

"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home."

Palladian

wow thoes are depressing.

God Bless Rodney Dangerfield. Is he still alive?

My new years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

"At least i don't pay for XBL" :P

"you weigh exactly 127 pounds and for one week out of every year you pick up knitting."

"You're killing independent George!"

"I call the big one 'Bitey'."

Have a guess,

"Looks like meats back on the menu boys!" *roar*

There is a distinct lack of Zap Brannigan in this discussion.

"That's the last time you slap your Willy around!"

"Listen...smell something?"

Aurora Borealis!~~

"YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?'

also

"They're gonna cut you **** off, Larry."

Both from The Big Lebowski.

oh and, "Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man."