Come on, guys! We need some ammo for the final assault! Our soldiers are getting restless and we need someone to approve of legislation that will asure that troops will always wear body amour in high risk situations and have the full backing of unions and support for their families should the worst happen... :| I forget where this analogy is going :| Just give us some chat-up lines that'll get the wimmens weak at the knees! (but not in a rapey way!) Go!
"You know what? We're gonna have sex tonight. You know why? Because I'm stronger than you."
"Get in the van! Keep your head down! DON'T LOOK AT MY ******* FACE!"
"Y'know, I saw you from across the bar... I was just thinking... you'd look beautiful in my mother's night-gown bringing me breakfast in bed."
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