Great chat-up lines...

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#1 clembo1990
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Come on, guys! We need some ammo for the final assault! Our soldiers are getting restless and we need someone to approve of legislation that will asure that troops will always wear body amour in high risk situations and have the full backing of unions and support for their families should the worst happen... :| I forget where this analogy is going :| Just give us some chat-up lines that'll get the wimmens weak at the knees! (but not in a rapey way!) Go!

"You know what? We're gonna have sex tonight. You know why? Because I'm stronger than you."

"Get in the van! Keep your head down! DON'T LOOK AT MY ******* FACE!"

"Y'know, I saw you from across the bar... I was just thinking... you'd look beautiful in my mother's night-gown bringing me breakfast in bed."

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#2 BumFluff122
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Excuse me but you have a beep on your nose

*squeeze her nose*

BEEP!

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#3 Locke562
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Excuse me but you have a beep on your nose

*squeeze her nose*

BEEP!

BumFluff122
BEEP!
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"This rag smells funny don't you think?"

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#5 clembo1990
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This thread has potential, it could solve half of the "girl topics" like that *click*
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Do you sleep on your stomach? if not may i?
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#8 Ceraby
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" Was your daddy a thief ? 'Cuz I see he stole the stars and put them in your eyes ". :?

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#9 ermPSPgamer
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Your eyes are like bolts, they tighten my nuts !
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#10 Business_Fun
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"What's got two thumbs, speaks French and makes love like a tiger?" Jab both thumbs towards your chest and triumphantly announce "Moi!" Just make sure you're not holding a drink in each hand when you do this. That wouldn't be pretty.
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#11 unholymight
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Your eyes are like bolts, they tighten my nuts !ermPSPgamer
LOL
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#12 ermPSPgamer
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[QUOTE="ermPSPgamer"]Your eyes are like bolts, they tighten my nuts !unholymight
LOL

Good aint it :D
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