Great puns you've heard?

"Wanted to be a doctor but I didn't have the patience"

*upon someone being decapitated* "He'll never get a-head in life"

Know any other good ones?

I was going to season the stew, but I just didn't have the thyme.Oleg_Huzwog

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]I was going to season the stew, but I just didn't have the thyme.Funky_Llama

[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"][QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]I was going to season the stew, but I just didn't have the thyme.best-gam3r

[QUOTE="best-gam3r"][QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]Heh, I like that a lot. :lol:Funky_Llama

What is thyme? :?

[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"][QUOTE="best-gam3r"] :| I don't get it...Dark-Sithious

What is thyme? :?

What is thyme? :?

Dark-Sithious

It's a spice.

[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]What is thyme? :?

Oleg_Huzwog

It's a spice.

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"][QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]What is thyme? :?

geodisicdome

It's a spice.

...that sits on my spice rack, ergo it's a spice.

Don't know if they are puns but they made me snicker when I heard them in a certain Game. "Two cannibals are eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and says : Does this taste funny too you?" " Photons have mass?, I didn't even know they were catholic"Treflis

you sir, are fired

also: so a seal walks into a club...

• (After decapitating someone) "He really lost his head."
• (After disemboweling someone) "I'll say this for him: he had a lot of guts."
• (After forcing a grenade down someone's throat) "Something he ate disagreed with him."
• (After throwing someone to a shark) "Something he disagreed with ate him."
• (After tethering someone to a rocket) "He got rather carried away."
• (After killing someone with ninja throwing stars) "It just wasn't in the stars for him."
• (After shooting someone with a harpoon) "I think he got the point."
• (After throwing an electric heater into someone's filled bathtub) "Shocking."
• (After beating someone to death with a chair, incinerating their corpse with a flamethrower, ripping their charred remains into pieces, locking them into sealed containers and condemning them to the bottom of three various oceans) "Ouch."
• (After putting a hapless Mook through an interrogation that would make Jack Bauer proud, finding out that there's only 15 mooks in the building total, and shooting the mook in the head) "You mean fourteen?"

In order to see the best puns, one must watch the old Rocky and Bullwinkle show. thepwninator

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Dam!

Don't know if they are puns but they made me snicker when I heard them in a certain Game. "Two cannibals are eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and says : Does this taste funny too you?" " Photons have mass?, I didn't even know they were catholic"Treflis

I was going to wave to her, but both my arms were cut off. :lol:xTheExploited

Who cars about racing games?rockguy92

"the dog said im hot"

"Busted a Grumpy"

"i knew i wouldnt remember"

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Don't know if they are puns but they made me snicker when I heard them in a certain Game. "Two cannibals are eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and says : Does this taste funny too you?" " Photons have mass?, I didn't even know they were catholic"Treflis

Atom 1: I think I lost an electron!

Atom 2: Are you positive??

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