Greatest way you "quit" a job

Tell your true story of the funniest/best way you quit or got fired from a job:

In college I worked at the university library working in the music catalog department....on my last day before i quit...I spent 5 hours re arranging their entire catalog to put everything in some random order..about 700 CDs and DVDS...it prob took them the better part of a week to get it back together not to mention I could have caused someone to fail a report due to not being able to find anything....felt good to say the least.

This isn't that great of a story, but one of my friends was just screwing around with everyone who comes into the store, it was a grocery store, and he'd tell people that walked in like "Believe me, you don't want to know what they do in the deli...DON'T...COME...HERE...!!!"

..or then he'd go on break, and make sure the managers see him leave, and then once he's out, he calls the store and asks if he is available to talk...once they figured out it was HIM calling, they got really pissed off :lol:.

This is what I did
Fiji-Water

That is very funny way to do it

I am currently working a horrible under-paid dishwashing job, where I work late 9-hour nights with no breaks.

I plan to quit with the biggest bang possible, once I find a replacement job.

I gave 'em my 2 weeks notice and left on good terms instead of resorting to douchebaggery :|.PBSnipes

[QUOTE="PBSnipes"]I gave 'em my 2 weeks notice and left on good terms instead of resorting to douchebaggery :|.Clinik

No wai! We must be separated triplets or something!

hahha yea. well one day i decided i hate my job. so i was at work and my boss comes up to me and says "i need you to do this" and i said "hmmm im gonna have to say no to that" and she said "excuse me? do this now!" and i said "hmmm i am afraid i cannot process what you are saying, try again in 3 hours" and she said "you are getting so close to being fired!" i said "with my brians and your brawn we'll make an excellent team!" shes said "LEAVE NOW GOOD BYE DO NOT COME BACK" hah best day ever....kbubba92

Your a F A G for doing that, lol :)

KurialGod

i hope u get a suspension for saying that :D