Grossest thing to happen to you in a public restroom?

The nastiest thing that has ever happened to me was when I was at a birthday party at a skating rink. I must have been anywhere between 7 and 9 years old. Anyways, I was very young and not the most balanced and graceful skater out there. So I really have to go to the bathroom, and I go into one of the stalls to take a piss, and I'm halfway done when I lose my balance and fall forward, extending my arm to stop my fall. More than half of my then tiny arm was submerged in piss and toilet water, and to make it worse i was wearing a long sleeved shirt, so my arm was soaked for the remainder of the party. Just curious if anyone else has funny stories of the same sort

i was at a walmart last year and i told my friends i need to take a dump so i go into a stall and there was a guy next to mine and i didnt think anything of it and as i sat down and it got quiet i heard this sound and it sounded like skin hitting skin.....then i could hear moaning....the guy in the stall was beating his meat like a freaking butcher....most uncofortable dump ive ever taken in my life.....:( im still in shock

I went to a McDonald' to grab something to eat before I went to school and I had to use the rest room(Pee)

I didn't want to use the urinal because they didn't have the wall and I don't want people looking at my "fireman" so I went into a stalls, I drink about a gallon of water everyday so I was in the stall for a while.

Someone came in and they started taking a crap didn't think nothing of it, they finished before I got done peeing and when I opened the stall they pooped in a urinal

I went to a McDonald' to grab something to eat before I went to school and I had to use the rest room(Pee) I didn't want to use the urinal because they didn't have the wall and I don't want people looking at my "fireman" so I went into a stole and I drink about a gallon of what everyday so I was in the stole for a few minutes and someone came in and they started taking a crap didn't think nothing of it they finished before I got done peeing and when I opened the stole they pooped in a urinal Fightingfan

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i was at a walmart last year and i told my friends i need to take a dump so i go into a stall and there was a guy next to mine and i didnt think anything of it and as i sat down and it got quiet i heard this sound and it sounded like skin hitting skin.....then i could hear moaning....the guy in the stall was beating his meat like a freaking butcher....most uncofortable dump ive ever taken in my life.....:( im still in shock

almasdeathchild

Oh man, I have a story to tell.

I remember when I wasa senior in high school. I went to go to take a bathroom break, when I got in into the bathroom someone was already using the stall. So I looked into the toliets to see, there was one toliet full of s*** like literaly, it got so nasty that whoever did it also seemed to urinate outside the toliet just for jokes. I also remember I went to another bathroom in the school and the room was flooded with pee....literaly. Its so nasty...

i was at a walmart last year and i told my friends i need to take a dump so i go into a stall and there was a guy next to mine and i didnt think anything of it and as i sat down and it got quiet i heard this sound and it sounded like skin hitting skin.....then i could hear moaning....the guy in the stall was beating his meat like a freaking butcher....most uncofortable dump ive ever taken in my life.....:( im still in shock

almasdeathchild

Oh! Another time I needed to take a dump at this electronics store. I went into the stall and there was diarrhea and BLOOD everywhere! It was on the ceiling, the walls, the floor and there was blood dripping off the toilet. I don't know WTF was wrong with whoever did it but they should have been in a hospital and not buying a bigscreen. :lol:

Oh! Another time I needed to take a dump at this electronics store. I went into the stall and there was diarrhea and BLOOD everywhere! It was on the ceiling, the walls, the floor and there was blood dripping off the toilet. I don't know WTF was wrong with whoever did it but they should have been in a hospital and not buying a bigscreen. :lol:

Pirate700

That's terrible. I actually started laughing while reading this.

Oh! Another time I needed to take a dump at this electronics store. I went into the stall and there was diarrhea and BLOOD everywhere! It was on the ceiling, the walls, the floor and there was blood dripping off the toilet. I don't know WTF was wrong with whoever did it but they should have been in a hospital and not buying a bigscreen. :lol:

Pirate700

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Oh! Another time I needed to take a dump at this electronics store. I went into the stall and there was diarrhea and BLOOD everywhere! It was on the ceiling, the walls, the floor and there was blood dripping off the toilet. I don't know WTF was wrong with whoever did it but they should have been in a hospital and not buying a bigscreen. :lol:

Necrifer

That's terrible. I actually started laughing while reading this.

I was walked into a bathroom that had a pants on the floor with s*** all over it and sticky water all over the bathroom floor. Just went like "Ughhhh God no." and walked out and never came back.

Oh! Another time I needed to take a dump at this electronics store. I went into the stall and there was diarrhea and BLOOD everywhere! It was on the ceiling, the walls, the floor and there was blood dripping off the toilet. I don't know WTF was wrong with whoever did it but they should have been in a hospital and not buying a bigscreen. :lol:

Pirate700

Some dirty chick put her pad on the wall in the men's bathroom at school smh Bucked20

I've got another one (I need to steer clear of public bathrooms)...One time I went into a McDonalds bathroom to take a leak. Well my feet felt a bit wet and that's when I looked down. I was ankle deep in overflowed toilet water and there were terds floating everywhere. Likes logs down a logging stream. :lol:

I've got another one (I need to steer clear of public bathrooms)...One time I went into a McDonalds bathroom to take a leak. Well my feet felt a bit wet and that's when I looked down. I was ankle deep in overflowed toilet water and there were terds floating everywhere. Likes logs down a logging stream. :lol:

Pirate700

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I've got another one (I need to steer clear of public bathrooms)...One time I went into a McDonalds bathroom to take a leak. Well my feet felt a bit wet and that's when I looked down. I was ankle deep in overflowed toilet water and there were terds floating everywhere. Likes logs down a logging stream. :lol:

kris9031998

I've got another one (I need to steer clear of public bathrooms)...One time I went into a McDonalds bathroom to take a leak. Well my feet felt a bit wet and that's when I looked down. I was ankle deep in overflowed toilet water and there were terds floating everywhere. Likes logs down a logging stream. :lol:

Pirate700

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I've got another one (I need to steer clear of public bathrooms)...One time I went into a McDonalds bathroom to take a leak. Well my feet felt a bit wet and that's when I looked down. I was ankle deep in overflowed toilet water and there were terds floating everywhere. Likes logs down a logging stream. :lol:

jimmyjammer69

see a giant @$$ terd.

The grossest thing I tend to find in a public restroom is when there's urine on the toilet seat. Don't people ever lift up the seat?

The grossest thing I tend to find in a public restroom is when there's urine on the toilet seat. Don't people ever lift up the seat?

MathMattS

*Enters topic while eating dinner and reads through it* Mmm alrighty then. *continues eating*

I was at a bar and was pretty drunk when suddenly I feel like I'm about to puke up. I run in to the toilets and there'sa guy lying on the floor with puke everywhere blocking my path to the toilet and I then puke all over the floor next to him.

:lol: thank you for this thread, OT.

I don't have anything to contribute though.

I saw that two people typed "turd" as "terd". I thought it was usually turd. Terd is more fun to spell.