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#1 clash76-grunger
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Stupid things girls say.

I just noticed how much BS girls say. I want to make a list of things that they say that bother guys. This is not a sexist topic or anything, i just want to hear what bothers you.

I will start

"I am totally random"

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#2 pazz999
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"i love you"

/thread

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#3 Rum_Monkey
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Am I fat?
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#4 funkadelichika
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"If you don't know then..."Hey wait a sec...I am a girl...*leaves topic*
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#5 i-like-pie
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Do I look fat in this?
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#6 kruesader
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"Am I fat?"

"I feel so fat"

"Thanks for saying that, but I still think I am fat"

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#7 Guiltfeeder566
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Whats a summit?
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#8 Serial-No_3404
Member since 2007 • 2876 Posts
"its your baby" i always fall for that line
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#9 haggard_korn
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"you're immature"
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#10 TirOrn
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"Guys don't understand anything."
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#11 dracula_16
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"It's not you-- it's me."

That is such bull ****.

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#12 clash76-grunger
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"Guys don't understand anything."TirOrn

yeah thats a good one

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#13 clash76-grunger
Member since 2008 • 1203 Posts

"Boys are such perverts....."

No, we are men.........end of story.

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#14 honkyjoe
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I hate it when they say "I just wanna be friends.."

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#15 PlzDuntBanMe
Member since 2008 • 3269 Posts
"OMG LIKE TOTALLY!"
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#16 clash76-grunger
Member since 2008 • 1203 Posts
"How does this dress look on me?"
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#17 ElectronicMagic
Member since 2005 • 5412 Posts

"I'm not ready."

Then why are we rounding third base!? Tell me that!

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#18 double_decker
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"I just want a nice guy, one that cares for me, loves me and treats me good." Then proceeds to look past the nice guy friends she has and finds one based on looks and gets treated like crap and then comes back to the guy friend and cries on his shoulder just to do it again. A redundancy in shallowness.
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#19 Serial-No_3404
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heres the translation: Yes=No No=Yes Maybe=No We need=I want I am sorry=You'll be sorry We need to talk=You're in trouble Sure, go ahead=You better not Do what you wan=You will pay for this later I am not upset=Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're attentive tonight=Is sex all you ever think about?
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#20 UTXII
Member since 2007 • 3448 Posts
"How do I look in this picture?" -- It's like them trying to get me to be like, oh you're gorgeous in this, even though they'll do it to like everyone. It's annoying. Also, the fat lines are annoying. I had one skinny short chick say she was getting fat...
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#21 double_decker
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[QUOTE="Serial-No_3404"]heres the translation: Yes=No No=Yes Maybe=No We need=I want I am sorry=You'll be sorry We need to talk=You're in trouble Sure, go ahead=You better not Do what you wan=You will pay for this later I am not upset=Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're attentive tonight=Is sex all you ever think about?

:lol: Awesome, that my friend is words of wisdom, someone has obviously lived with a woman before :P
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#22 clash76-grunger
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"I just want a nice guy, one that cares for me, loves me and treats me good." Then proceeds to look past the nice guy friends she has and finds one based on looks and gets treated like crap and then comes back to the guy friend and cries on his shoulder just to do it again. A redundancy in shallowness.double_decker

I am a multiple victim of this.

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#23 Serial-No_3404
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[QUOTE="double_decker"][QUOTE="Serial-No_3404"]heres the translation: Yes=No No=Yes Maybe=No We need=I want I am sorry=You'll be sorry We need to talk=You're in trouble Sure, go ahead=You better not Do what you wan=You will pay for this later I am not upset=Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're attentive tonight=Is sex all you ever think about?

:lol: Awesome, that my friend is words of wisdom, someone has obviously lived with a woman before :P

men translated I'm tired=I'm tired I'm hungry=I'm hungry I'm sorry=Just stop already I like your dress=I like your breasts in that dress I'm going out with the guys=I'm going out with the guys Would you like to dance=Would you like to have sex? Would you like to get dinner?=Would like to have sex? Would you like to come in?=Would you like to have sex? Can i have your number=Can i have a way to have sex with you?
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#24 ALTER_duo
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"whay are all the good looking guys d--ks? and all the ugly ones are nice?"

turn around once in a while and you'll see both right behind you... shallow....

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#25 clash76-grunger
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[QUOTE="double_decker"][QUOTE="Serial-No_3404"]heres the translation: Yes=No No=Yes Maybe=No We need=I want I am sorry=You'll be sorry We need to talk=You're in trouble Sure, go ahead=You better not Do what you wan=You will pay for this later I am not upset=Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're attentive tonight=Is sex all you ever think about?Serial-No_3404
:lol: Awesome, that my friend is words of wisdom, someone has obviously lived with a woman before :P

men translated I'm tired=I'm tired I'm hungry=I'm hungry I'm sorry=Just stop already I like your dress=I like your breasts in that dress I'm going out with the guys=I'm going out with the guys Would you like to dance=Would you like to have sex? Would you like to get dinner?=Would like to have sex? Would you like to come in?=Would you like to have sex? Can i have your number=Can i have a way to have sex with you?

Mind....read..........

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#26 blooddemon666
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"Im not religious, but I'm spiritual"

The next time a girl says that to me, I'm going to respond, "I'm not honest, but you're attractive"

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#27 monkeytoes61
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"I'm so hyper right now." Just a stupid thing they say to make you think they are cute and spunky.
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#28 double_decker
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[QUOTE="Serial-No_3404"] men translated I'm tired=I'm tired I'm hungry=I'm hungry I'm sorry=Just stop already I like your dress=I like your breasts in that dress I'm going out with the guys=I'm going out with the guys Would you like to dance=Would you like to have sex? Would you like to get dinner?=Would like to have sex? Would you like to come in?=Would you like to have sex? Can i have your number=Can i have a way to have sex with you?

It's almost like ... you found it on a site somewhere :o
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#29 funkadelichika
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"Im not religious, but I'm spiritual"

The next time a girl says that to me, I'm going to respond, "I'm not honest, but you're attractive"

blooddemon666
It's not just girls that say that one...trust me...
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#30 Serial-No_3404
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[QUOTE="double_decker"][QUOTE="Serial-No_3404"] men translated I'm tired=I'm tired I'm hungry=I'm hungry I'm sorry=Just stop already I like your dress=I like your breasts in that dress I'm going out with the guys=I'm going out with the guys Would you like to dance=Would you like to have sex? Would you like to get dinner?=Would like to have sex? Would you like to come in?=Would you like to have sex? Can i have your number=Can i have a way to have sex with you?

It's almost like ... you found it on a site somewhere :o

thats what she said
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#31 double_decker
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what if i did :oSerial-No_3404
You found a good site?:P
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#32 Tiefster
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You don't understand what I'm going through!

To which I respond: I do, I just don't care.
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#33 double_decker
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You don't understand what I'm going through!

To which I respond: I do, I just don't care.
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You're going to make some girl very happy someday :o
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#34 clash76-grunger
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"I'm so hyper right now." Just a stupid thing they say to make you think they are cute and spunky.monkeytoes61

YES

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#35 SirSpudly
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My worst saying "Why does that girl look pretty? I'm way prettier than that."

Followed by "Is that all men think?"

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#36 SilverStar-90
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You don't understand what I'm going through!

To which I respond: I do, I just don't care.
Tiefster

Yeah I hate it when they say that!

I just wanna say "You don't understand the bs I have to listen to coming from you"

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#37 honkyjoe
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When girls constantly say so and so is soooooo hot and when you talk about a hot girl they threaten to rip your man grapes off
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#38 -KinGz-
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I hate it when they say "I just wanna be friends.."

honkyjoe

That... :cry:

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#39 SirFrosty
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"You're a guy, you don't..."

You can finish that sentence with tons of things. Understand, think, get it, listen, love me, pay enough attention to me, etc etc.

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#40 -KinGz-
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When girls constantly say so and so is soooooo hot and when you talk about a hot girl they threaten to rip your man grapes offhonkyjoe

Man grapes? :lol:

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#41 Nasty_butler_9
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oh oh i got a good one....ok the girl is breaking up with you,

"im sorry im just really confused right now...."

we had sex! whats so confusing!

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#42 Serial-No_3404
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oh oh i got a good one....ok the girl is breaking up with you,

"im sorry im just really confused right now...."

we had sex! whats so confusing!

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she didnt know if you trying to do the doggie or the helicopter
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#43 double_decker
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we had sex! whats so confusing!

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She thinks she might be able to find better? :shock: :P
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#44 Serial-No_3404
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[QUOTE="Nasty_butler_9"]

we had sex! whats so confusing!

double_decker
She thinks she might be able to find better? :shock: :P

wouldnt be too hard....no pun intended
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#45 SunofVich
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"Why are there no nice, sensitive guys."

There are, you just dont pay attention to them.

"You know I love you."

What do you want me to buy now.

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#46 VacantPsalm
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"It's not you-- it's me."

That is such bull ****.

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No it's not, they're telling the truth. They just don't finish the sentence. It goes... "It's not you... it's me. I'm too good for you."