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I once accidently a whole soap, the memories are still painful.markop2003
The whole thing? try a coca cola bottle
[QUOTE="Pirate700"]I am going to assume throat. I thought he was talking about the antenna hole for your car. During a carwash I put a thimble over the hole so no soap can get in.My what? :?
dave123321
[QUOTE="dave123321"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]I am going to assume throat. I thought he was talking about the antenna hole for your car. During a carwash I put a thimble over the hole so no soap can get in.This seems like the most logical conclusion.My what? :?
FragStains
Why are you assuming its a body part? Nowhere was showering or bathing mentioned.I don't get it, did it enter his butt?
Xorital
I don't get it, did it enter his butt?
That doesn't burn. He's talking about the urethra, people. Haha that didn't even occur to me. :PWtf, I'm seriously surprised not more people actually know what I'm referring to...I actually know what you are talking about and yes it burns like crap.....
bc1391
[QUOTE="Xorital"]That doesn't burn. He's talking about the urethra, people. Oh, a fancy name for a frostproof sillcock. I got it now.I don't get it, did it enter his butt?
Theokhoth
Either that.. or the other side.. Either way.. can't be niceI don't get it, did it enter his butt?
Xorital
[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="Xorital"]That doesn't burn. He's talking about the urethra, people. Haha that didn't even occur to me. :P It occurred to me, but never in my 27 years have I had soap enter it and burn.I don't get it, did it enter his butt?
astrozombie37
Wtf, I'm seriously surprised not more people actually know what I'm referring to... Next time use lotion buddy. :lol:And conditioner is not a viable substitute either...[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="bc1391"]
I actually know what you are talking about and yes it burns like crap.....
Pirate700
[QUOTE="dave123321"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]I am going to assume throat. I thought he was talking about the antenna hole for your car. During a carwash I put a thimble over the hole so no soap can get in. And yet it burns.... i think you need to change car wash...My what? :?
FragStains
I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in...This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.
Arkasai7
[QUOTE="Arkasai7"]I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in... :lol: Yeah right dude. There is only one way soap gets crammed in there.This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.
th3warr1or
I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in...[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="Arkasai7"]
This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.
Xorital
Why arent you saying what it went into? XD
Because it still hurts, and talking about it makes me think about it.. so I'm being as vague as possible.I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in... :lol: Yeah right dude. There is only one way soap gets crammed in there. No. I was soaping around that area too... =/[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="Arkasai7"]
This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.
Pirate700
[QUOTE="Arkasai7"]I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in... You shouldn't pee in the shower then, it will expand the opening of the urethra allowing all sorts of stuff to get in there, up to and including soap, shampoo, dirt, pencil leads, water bottles, small beachballs, and dictionaries. Only sickos urinate in the shower.This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.
th3warr1or
[QUOTE="Xorital"][QUOTE="th3warr1or"] I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in... th3warr1or
Why arent you saying what it went into? XD
Because it still hurts, and talking about it makes me think about it.. so I'm being as vague as possible.Did it enter your....oh my lord o_O *points down*
[QUOTE="Xorital"][QUOTE="th3warr1or"] I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in... th3warr1or
Why arent you saying what it went into? XD
Because it still hurts, and talking about it makes me think about it.. so I'm being as vague as possible. Drink a bunch of water and take a piss, that should wash it out.Please Log In to post.
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