Guys, have you ever had soap enter your...?

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#1 th3warr1or
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It accidentally happened again for me while I was showering and by god does it ****ing burn...
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#2 Pirate700
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My what? :?

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#3 FragStains
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What you need is a thimble...
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#4 BiancaDK
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I lol'd, not entirely sure why. Taking pleasure in the misery of others I guess. =P
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#5 Theokhoth
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Yes, soap has entered my eyes before, and yes, it does burn.
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#7 gamedude2020
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no ive never been in prison

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#8 quadraleap
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What you need is a thimble...FragStains
:lol: *raids grammys sewing cabinet*
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#9 dave123321
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My what? :?

Pirate700
I am going to assume throat.
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#10 markop2003
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I once accidently a whole soap, the memories are still painful.
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#11 gamedude2020
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I once accidently a whole soap, the memories are still painful.markop2003

The whole thing? try a coca cola bottle

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#12 bc1391
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I actually know what you are talking about and yes it burns like crap.....

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#13 Engrish_Major
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What is this I don't even.
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#14 FragStains
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

My what? :?

dave123321
I am going to assume throat.

I thought he was talking about the antenna hole for your car. During a carwash I put a thimble over the hole so no soap can get in.
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#15 Pirate700
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War are you going to tell us what you're talking about (though I think I know) or what?

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#16 Xorital
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I don't get it, did it enter his butt?

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#17 dave123321
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[QUOTE="dave123321"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

My what? :?

FragStains
I am going to assume throat.

I thought he was talking about the antenna hole for your car. During a carwash I put a thimble over the hole so no soap can get in.

This seems like the most logical conclusion.
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#18 FragStains
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I don't get it, did it enter his butt?

Xorital
Why are you assuming its a body part? Nowhere was showering or bathing mentioned.
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#19 Pirate700
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I don't get it, did it enter his butt?

Xorital

:lol: Oh man...

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#20 Atmanix
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I have no idea what you're talking about...

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#22 kidsmelly
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My nose?

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#23 Theokhoth
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I don't get it, did it enter his butt?

Xorital
That doesn't burn. He's talking about the urethra, people.
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#24 Pirate700
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I still don't know what's going on lol.

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I think he made the mistake of using soap instead of lotion. You only do that once. ;)

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#25 astrozombie37
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="Xorital"]

I don't get it, did it enter his butt?

That doesn't burn. He's talking about the urethra, people.

Haha that didn't even occur to me. :P
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#26 th3warr1or
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I actually know what you are talking about and yes it burns like crap.....

bc1391
Wtf, I'm seriously surprised not more people actually know what I'm referring to...
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#27 FragStains
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[QUOTE="Xorital"]

I don't get it, did it enter his butt?

Theokhoth

That doesn't burn. He's talking about the urethra, people.

Oh, a fancy name for a frostproof sillcock. I got it now.

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#28 CoolSkAGuy
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the inside of your fingernails? I don't even..........
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#29 weezyfb
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Not accidentally
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#30 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="bc1391"]

I actually know what you are talking about and yes it burns like crap.....

th3warr1or

Wtf, I'm seriously surprised not more people actually know what I'm referring to...

Next time use lotion buddy. :lol:

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#31 Strider_91
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I don't get it, did it enter his butt?

Xorital
Either that.. or the other side.. Either way.. can't be nice
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#32 Atmanix
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="Xorital"]

I don't get it, did it enter his butt?

astrozombie37

That doesn't burn. He's talking about the urethra, people.

Haha that didn't even occur to me. :P

It occurred to me, but never in my 27 years have I had soap enter it and burn.

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#33 FragStains
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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="bc1391"]

I actually know what you are talking about and yes it burns like crap.....

Pirate700

Wtf, I'm seriously surprised not more people actually know what I'm referring to...

Next time use lotion buddy. :lol:

And conditioner is not a viable substitute either...
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#34 Arkasai7
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This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.

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#35 markop2003
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[QUOTE="dave123321"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

My what? :?

FragStains
I am going to assume throat.

I thought he was talking about the antenna hole for your car. During a carwash I put a thimble over the hole so no soap can get in.

And yet it burns.... i think you need to change car wash...
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This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.

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I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in...
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#37 thriteenthmonke
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Yes, and its terrible.
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#38 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Arkasai7"]

This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.

th3warr1or

I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in...

:lol: Yeah right dude. There is only one way soap gets crammed in there.

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#39 Xorital
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[QUOTE="Arkasai7"]

This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.

th3warr1or

I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in...

Why arent you saying what it went into? XD

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#40 Theokhoth
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I've used soap for previously mentioned activities back in my ignorant days and I never had an incident.
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#41 th3warr1or
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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="Arkasai7"]

This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.

Xorital

I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in...

Why arent you saying what it went into? XD

Because it still hurts, and talking about it makes me think about it.. so I'm being as vague as possible.
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#42 th3warr1or
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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="Arkasai7"]

This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.

Pirate700

I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in...

:lol: Yeah right dude. There is only one way soap gets crammed in there.

No. I was soaping around that area too... =/
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#43 FragStains
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[QUOTE="Arkasai7"]

This is why we don't masturbate with a fist full of soap.

th3warr1or
I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in...

You shouldn't pee in the shower then, it will expand the opening of the urethra allowing all sorts of stuff to get in there, up to and including soap, shampoo, dirt, pencil leads, water bottles, small beachballs, and dictionaries. Only sickos urinate in the shower.
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#44 Xorital
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[QUOTE="Xorital"]

[QUOTE="th3warr1or"] I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in... th3warr1or

Why arent you saying what it went into? XD

Because it still hurts, and talking about it makes me think about it.. so I'm being as vague as possible.

Did it enter your....oh my lord o_O *points down*

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#45 Atmanix
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[QUOTE="Xorital"]

[QUOTE="th3warr1or"] I wasn't masturbating lol.. I was just rising soap off, and for some reason it managed to go in... th3warr1or

Why arent you saying what it went into? XD

Because it still hurts, and talking about it makes me think about it.. so I'm being as vague as possible.

Drink a bunch of water and take a piss, that should wash it out.