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#1 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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So this girl came to my house, and I was on GS at the time, and she saw the 4 girl help threads, and now she thinks I'm creepy. :( Should I offer her half my Big Mac to make it better?

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#2 DJ_Lae
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Just tell her the truth - Gamespot forumers are sad, inexperienced basement dwellers, and you're just offering your vast repertoire of knowledge of the female sex in order to better humanity as a whole.
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#3 remmbermytitans
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No. Buy her a Carl's Jr Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger. :P
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#4 Hungry_bunny
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And then you added the 5th girl thread *thumbs up* she'll totally get a different idea now.
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#5 Jak-25
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You could just tell her that you were bored and had nothing to do. :P

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#6 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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No. Buy her a Carl's Jr Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger. :Premmbermytitans

All I have is a Big Mac though... :(

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#7 Oleg_Huzwog
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I was on GS at the timeGuppy507

Strike one.

she saw the 4 girl help threadsGuppy507

Strike two.

Should I offer her half my Big Mac to make it better?Guppy507

Steeerike three.

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#8 JimCarreyForYou
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So this girl came to my house, and I was on GS at the time, and she saw the 4 girl help threads, and now she thinks I'm creepy. :( Should I offer her half my Big Mac to make it better?

Guppy507
And you later on offer her to marry on the "marry thread". She will dig it.
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#9 MrPraline
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Tell her to mind her own ****ing business.
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#10 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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[QUOTE="Guppy507"]Should I offer her half my Big Mac to make it better?Oleg_Huzwog

Steeerike three.

It worked for Batboy, it has to work for me... :P

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#11 194197844077667059316682358889
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I think she's mainly put off by your misuse of apostrophes and, to a lesser extent, your spelling of "problem" as "porblem".
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#12 WhenPicklezFly
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So this girl came to my house, and I was on GS at the time, and she saw the 4 girl help threads, and now she thinks I'm creepy. :( Should I offer her half my Big Mac to make it better?

Guppy507

:lol: I wonder where this is coming from

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#13 thriteenthmonke
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Just make sure your Yugioh card doesn't fall out of your pocket.
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#14 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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I think she's mainly put off by your misuse of apostrophes and, to a lesser extent, your spelling of "problem" as "porblem".xaos

Awww... I typo'd here? Darn...

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Tell her you were offering your expertise to the lesser educated ones.
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#16 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="xaos"]I think she's mainly put off by your misuse of apostrophes and, to a lesser extent, your spelling of "problem" as "porblem".Guppy507

Awww... I typo'd here? Darn...

Chicks dig good punctuation, spelling and typing!
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#17 Oleg_Huzwog
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I think she's mainly put off by your misuse of apostrophes and, to a lesser extent, your spelling of "problem" as "porblem".xaos

I think he used 'porblem' on purpose. He's combining 'pork' with 'problem'.

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#18 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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[QUOTE="xaos"]I think she's mainly put off by your misuse of apostrophes and, to a lesser extent, your spelling of "problem" as "porblem".Oleg_Huzwog

I think he used 'porblem' on purpose. He's combining 'pork' with 'problem'.

Are you saying she's a pig? :x

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#19 my_mortal_coil
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I think she's mainly put off by your misuse of apostrophes and, to a lesser extent, your spelling of "problem" as "porblem".xaos

LOL

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#20 Oleg_Huzwog
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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

[QUOTE="xaos"]I think she's mainly put off by your misuse of apostrophes and, to a lesser extent, your spelling of "problem" as "porblem".Guppy507

I think he used 'porblem' on purpose. He's combining 'pork' with 'problem'.

Are you saying she's a pig? :x

I said nothing of the sort. It's interesting that you did...

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#21 Funky_Llama
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In Soviet Russia, porblem has *gets shot*
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#22 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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[QUOTE="Guppy507"]

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

I think he used 'porblem' on purpose. He's combining 'pork' with 'problem'.

Oleg_Huzwog

Are you saying she's a pig? :x

I said nothing of the sort. It's interesting that you did...

I am NOT defensive! :x

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#23 lucky326
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My advice is the following, run over to her house andthow something through her window so you can get her attention. Then use the situation to convince her you will end your mindless insanity of reading girl threads and putting things through the window of local girls :P.

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#24 markop2003
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Give hera couple games, you may have to give her more if you burnt her.
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#25 thepwninator
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Give hera couple games, you may have to give her more if you burnt her.markop2003
:| :? :lol: Win.
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#27 siddarthshetty
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And then you added the 5th girl thread *thumbs up* she'll totally get a different idea now.Hungry_bunny

Agreed...

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#28 cyberdarkkid
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Did she really see the girl threads?
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#29 th3warr1or
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Just make sure your Yugioh card doesn't fall out of your pocket.thriteenthmonke
Yu-gi-oh?! MEH. Everyone knows Digimon is the in thing now.
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#30 bluezy
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Give hera couple games, you may have to give her more if you burnt her.markop2003
Ah, the grandaddy of 'em all.
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#31 Wilfred_Owen
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Show her this post. She'll be blown away that a popular guy would even talk to you. Or comment on one of your threads. Win Win my friend.
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#32 194197844077667059316682358889
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I think you ARE a girl problem :cry:
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#33 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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I think you ARE a girl problem :cry:xaos

I wish....

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#34 lilasianwonder
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I'd say give her the Big Mac and offer to buy her fries later.

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#35 deactivated-5a078b8de7122
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No, don't give her a Big Mac. Give her some of the shrimp I sell out of my van.... by the way, I didn't lick any of them.......

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#36 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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No, don't give her a Big Mac. Give her some of the shrimp I sell out of my van.... by the way, I didn't lick any of them.......

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I could show her the popsicles I have in my celler...

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#37 Ikouze
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Tell her that there are a buch of weird people on Gamespot so she shouldn't care.

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#38 blooddog28
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tell her it was a popup!
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#39 YourChaosIsntMe
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Uh...did someone forget to send you the memo concerning when it is acceptable to divulge information about GS usage to women? Seriously, don't tell them until after they love you.
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#40 -FlyLo-
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Well, to resolve your porblem, you should always close your web browser when she's around. There, porblem solved.

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#41 MgamerBD
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....Nothing that chloroform can't handle...
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#42 -FlyLo-
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....Nothing that chloroform can't handle...MgamerBD
Then when she wakes up, tell her it was all a dream.
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#43 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]....Nothing that chloroform can't handle...-FlyLo-
Then when she wakes up, tell her it was all a dream.

Then give her a half of your Big Mac...:P
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#44 Penguinchow
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Surely a joke topic. Right? Please let it be a joke topic lol.
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#45 Lotus-Edge
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I'll say you have a problem You can't spell the word "problem".

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#46 shoot-first
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You also have a spelling problem. :P

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#47 BR1NG3R
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I'll say you have a problem You can't spell the word "problem".

Lotus-Edge
Your problem is the lack of a period after the word "problem".
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#48 hamstergeddon
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*insert generic witty comment about your spelling porblem too*
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#49 Shi-ro-me
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So this girl came to my house, and I was on GS at the time, and she saw the 4 girl help threads, and now she thinks I'm creepy. :( Should I offer her half my Big Mac to make it better?

Guppy507

Just give up hope of ever looking normal in her eyes for a couple days or weeks, and don't try too hard to look normal.

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#50 YourChaosIsntMe
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[QUOTE="Lotus-Edge"]

I'll say you have a problem You can't spell the word "problem".

BR1NG3R

Your problem is the lack of a period after the word "problem".

Your problem is a silly adherence to British English.

When someone else made a grammatical mistake, Lotus-Edge failed to use proper punctuation in his correction. In response, BR1NG3R pointed out the fact that he did not place a period after the word "problem."