Have you Ever Been Harmed by an Animal?

For me, I have a 2 inch scar on my forehead when my cat scratched me when I was 8.

How about you guys?

A cat did that? o_o

I don't have anything really bad, but I've got litle scabs and cuts from my dog and cat all the time.

Scratches from my cats, I had a rat that was very skittish, and she bit me a lot of times.

My dog and I were rough-housing and she bit through part of my ear once.

An ant bite me once. :oGolfer4Life

I've been bit by dogs, clawed by cats and scratched by squirrels.JustPlainLucas

I've been bit by dogs, clawed by cats and scratched by squirrels.JustPlainLucas

I'vev been violated by a random assortment of gamespot's moderators over the years. People say man is the most dangerous animal, but I disagree. I think the most dangerous animals are gamespot's moderators! :x

I've had bite marks on my arm...from my dog...oh and he bit me where guys should not be bitten. :o

>_>

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]I've been bit by dogs, clawed by cats and scratched by squirrels.Flippini

I'vev been violated by a random assortment of gamespot's moderators over the years. People say man is the most dangerous animal, but I disagree. I think the most dangerous animals are gamespot's moderators! :x

Sssshhh quiet fool! If one hears you you'll get the "backlash" punishment! :o

I've had bite marks on my arm...from my dog...oh and he bit me where guys should not be bitten. :o

>_>

-Karmum-

Your nose!? :o

[QUOTE="Flippini"]

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]I've been bit by dogs, clawed by cats and scratched by squirrels.thirstychainsaw

I'vev been violated by a random assortment of gamespot's moderators over the years. People say man is the most dangerous animal, but I disagree. I think the most dangerous animals are gamespot's moderators! :x

Sssshhh quiet fool! If one hears you you'll get the "backlash" punishment! :o

Pfft, what're they gonna do? >_>

I've been stung by two giant scorpions, and I once had temporary damage to my central nervous system after being bitten by an angry african tarantula.

Then there was that one time when I was 4 and my parents took my to a petting zoo. Anyway, I walked over to the goat pen, stuck my head through the fence, and started taunting the goat. Long story short, I ended up getting rammed in the head by the goat. My head then got stuck between the goat's horns, which pissed it off mighty fierce, because from the goat's perspective it's like I grabbed its ****ing head.

So now it's standing there jerking its head around trying to get free, and the whole time, MY head is stuck between its horns. The goat is just angrily throwing my head around, and I'm just standing there weeping because I'm getting ****ed up by a goat.

Anyway, my parents and the goat herder finally manage to get my head free. But I'm lucky that the goat didn't snap my neck.

However, I did learn a valuable lesson. Goats apparently do not like being teased. So if you're going to tease a goat, make sure that you have a gun so that you can shoot it when it retaliates.

[QUOTE="-Karmum-"]

I've had bite marks on my arm...from my dog...oh and he bit me where guys should not be bitten. :o

>_>

Flippini

Your nose!? :o

Well no..well yes there too...but a man's fire hyrdant. Clarify enough? o_o

I have a couple scars above my lip from a cat biting me. My dog bit my hand when I was little. My horse reared up once and gave me a black eye because she hit me with her front hoof. One of my parents horses kicked me in the stomach and almost broke a rib or two. Another one kicked me right above my knee a little ways and I limped for weeks. I've been scratched by my cats a number of times and kicked by the horses a few more times. ^_^Sunsha

Holy crap, you've had the crap kicked out of you.

A random dog bit me in my arm when i was little,i ended up hitting it with a bat several times injuring it(dont blame me i was mad and scared)xtn702

Flippini says;

"When being attacked by a dog, simply hold out your left arm (if you're left handed, then hold out your right) and allow the dog to bite down on your arm. The dog will not let go, so relax your arm to avoid damage. Then, punch the dog in the chest using your free hand in one swift uppercut. This should kill the dog and should only be used in self defense."

:)

Holy crap, you've had the crap kicked out of you.TheMadGamer

I have a couple scars above my lip from a cat biting me. My dog bit my hand when I was little. My horse reared up once and gave me a black eye because she hit me with her front hoof. One of my parents horses kicked me in the stomach and almost broke a rib or two. Another one kicked me right above my knee a little ways and I limped for weeks. I've been scratched by my cats a number of times and kicked by the horses a few more times. ^_^Sunsha

[QUOTE="xtn702"]A random dog bit me in my arm when i was little,i ended up hitting it with a bat several times injuring it(dont blame me i was mad and scared)Flippini

Flippini says;

"When being attacked by a dog, simply hold out your left arm (if you're left handed, then hold out your right) and allow the dog to bite down on your arm. The dog will not let go, so relax your arm to avoid damage. Then, punch the dog in the chest using your free hand in one swift uppercut. This should kill the dog and should only be used in self defense."

:)

I've found flicking a dog's nose works a little too. Or not. >_>

[QUOTE="Flippini"][QUOTE="-Karmum-"]

I've had bite marks on my arm...from my dog...oh and he bit me where guys should not be bitten. :o

>_>

-Karmum-

Your nose!? :o

Well no..well yes there too...but a man's fire hyrdant. Clarify enough? o_o

o.O ...

I already said nose, but you said no..

I was feeding a duck once and it bit me...thirstychainsaw

My brother was feeding some geese at this pond once, with his son (three at the time). This one goose starts following them, and his son gets a little scared, so they go to leave. The goose starts to chase them both and is nipping at his legs, so my brother stops, turns around, and just kicked the goose square in the chest. It was totally awesome.

[QUOTE="-Karmum-"][QUOTE="Flippini"][QUOTE="-Karmum-"]

I've had bite marks on my arm...from my dog...oh and he bit me where guys should not be bitten. :o

>_>

Flippini

Your nose!? :o

Well no..well yes there too...but a man's fire hyrdant. Clarify enough? o_o

o.O ...

I already said nose, but you said no..

I wasn't thinking about my nose. I do assure you I've been bitten in the nose! :o

[QUOTE="Flippini"]

[QUOTE="xtn702"]A random dog bit me in my arm when i was little,i ended up hitting it with a bat several times injuring it(dont blame me i was mad and scared)-Karmum-

Flippini says;

"When being attacked by a dog, simply hold out your left arm (if you're left handed, then hold out your right) and allow the dog to bite down on your arm. The dog will not let go, so relax your arm to avoid damage. Then, punch the dog in the chest using your free hand in one swift uppercut. This should kill the dog and should only be used in self defense."

:)

I've found flicking a dog's nose works a little too. Or not. >_>

Blowing on a dog's nose playfully is a very effective way of pissing them off :P

[QUOTE="Flippini"][QUOTE="-Karmum-"][QUOTE="Flippini"][QUOTE="-Karmum-"]

I've had bite marks on my arm...from my dog...oh and he bit me where guys should not be bitten. :o

>_>

-Karmum-

Your nose!? :o

Well no..well yes there too...but a man's fire hyrdant. Clarify enough? o_o

o.O ...

..... Your nose?!

I wasn't thinking about my nose. I do assure you I've been bitten in the nose! :o

Ouchies! :)

[QUOTE="-Karmum-"][QUOTE="Flippini"]

[QUOTE="xtn702"]A random dog bit me in my arm when i was little,i ended up hitting it with a bat several times injuring it(dont blame me i was mad and scared)Flippini

Flippini says;

"When being attacked by a dog, simply hold out your left arm (if you're left handed, then hold out your right) and allow the dog to bite down on your arm. The dog will not let go, so relax your arm to avoid damage. Then, punch the dog in the chest using your free hand in one swift uppercut. This should kill the dog and should only be used in self defense."

:)

I've found flicking a dog's nose works a little too. Or not. >_>

Blowing on a dog's nose playfully is a very effective way of pissing them off :P

I've found that out the hard way. He bit my bottom! I've also rubbed the outside of his mouth (below the eyes) with my index finger...and let me tell you...:o

[QUOTE="Flippini"][QUOTE="-Karmum-"][QUOTE="Flippini"]

[QUOTE="xtn702"]A random dog bit me in my arm when i was little,i ended up hitting it with a bat several times injuring it(dont blame me i was mad and scared)-Karmum-

Flippini says;

"When being attacked by a dog, simply hold out your left arm (if you're left handed, then hold out your right) and allow the dog to bite down on your arm. The dog will not let go, so relax your arm to avoid damage. Then, punch the dog in the chest using your free hand in one swift uppercut. This should kill the dog and should only be used in self defense."

:)

I've found flicking a dog's nose works a little too. Or not. >_>

Blowing on a dog's nose playfully is a very effective way of pissing them off :P

I've found that out the hard way. He bit my bottom! I've also rubbed the outside of his mouth (below the eyes) with my index finger...and let me tell you...:o

Go ahead! :D

[QUOTE="-Karmum-"][QUOTE="Flippini"][QUOTE="-Karmum-"][QUOTE="Flippini"]

[QUOTE="xtn702"]A random dog bit me in my arm when i was little,i ended up hitting it with a bat several times injuring it(dont blame me i was mad and scared)Flippini

Flippini says;

"When being attacked by a dog, simply hold out your left arm (if you're left handed, then hold out your right) and allow the dog to bite down on your arm. The dog will not let go, so relax your arm to avoid damage. Then, punch the dog in the chest using your free hand in one swift uppercut. This should kill the dog and should only be used in self defense."

:)

I've found flicking a dog's nose works a little too. Or not. >_>

Blowing on a dog's nose playfully is a very effective way of pissing them off :P

I've found that out the hard way. He bit my bottom! I've also rubbed the outside of his mouth (below the eyes) with my index finger...and let me tell you...:o

Go ahead! :D

Oh well I actually ran away quickly because I knew he was going to bite me, so I ran into a wall. Then he bite me. Wall came out of nowhere. >_>

YES the odd scratch here and there, but when i was 10 my dog was asleep laying down, i sat next to it and not long after it woke up and got quite a fright because he didnt know i was there,

i ended up getting bitten in the eye and was in hospital for two weeks, luckily my eye did recover after some time, i had to have a tiny little tube in my tearduct though because it had been ruptured, the amazing thing today is that you can't even notice it happened which i pretty lucky

HAHA but the funny thing is my older brother had a friend over and when they heard me screaming they came out and they thought i was joking because im a bit of a joker, and it didnt take them long to figure out that i wasnt joking, but damn it hurt lol

Ouch, you never see those bastarding things until it's too late.. >_>

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I've been bit a couple times by a snake (my pet), bitten and scratched by cats and dogs, stung by bees (once in the eye. that's right. the eye), pinched by hermit crabs, and various other things of that ilk.gameguy6700

Couple bunny bites before. Such harmful little creatures.......GTA_dude

They're the number one cause of death in Europe.

Bastards.

[QUOTE="gameguy6700"]I've been bit a couple times by a snake (my pet), bitten and scratched by cats and dogs, stung by bees (once in the eye. that's right. the eye), pinched by hermit crabs, and various other things of that ilk.supras989

Oh yeah, it hurt. Felt like the skin between my eye and nose had been ripped off/set on fire/poured on with acid.

[QUOTE="Sunsha"]I have a couple scars above my lip from a cat biting me. My dog bit my hand when I was little. My horse reared up once and gave me a black eye because she hit me with her front hoof. One of my parents horses kicked me in the stomach and almost broke a rib or two. Another one kicked me right above my knee a little ways and I limped for weeks. I've been scratched by my cats a number of times and kicked by the horses a few more times. ^_^The_Zoid

[QUOTE="The_Zoid"][QUOTE="Sunsha"]I have a couple scars above my lip from a cat biting me. My dog bit my hand when I was little. My horse reared up once and gave me a black eye because she hit me with her front hoof. One of my parents horses kicked me in the stomach and almost broke a rib or two. Another one kicked me right above my knee a little ways and I limped for weeks. I've been scratched by my cats a number of times and kicked by the horses a few more times. ^_^Sunsha

[QUOTE="GTA_dude"]Couple bunny bites before. Such harmful little creatures.......Flippini

They're the number one cause of death in Europe.

Bastards.

Damn fluffy furballs.