I cheated on my girlfriend. I said that my Community Chest card said "Go directly to Boardwalk" when it really said "You placed 2nd in the beauty contest" :(.
Girlfriend? Yeah. Because..I dunno, the girl I cheated with was my best friend, and we got along really well, but didn't want a "relationship", we just wanted to.. I dunno, I guess fool around, so I cheated on one girlfriend probably..2-4 a week for.. five months? Was kinda like..best of both worlds type of thing. I enjoyed it for a while.
I tried cheating my way to victory in the Boston Marathon by only running the last two miles, but I was distracted by an ice cream shop that had real waffle cones and never reached the finish line.
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