Have you ever fallen asleep on/at the toilet?

No.. I wonder how it is possible > >blackleech

A few years ago i was going out with this really gorgeous girl, after a few weeks of going out she invited me to her best friends house party, this was the first time she introduced me to all of her mates, they were quite well to do and I was under orders to behave myself, as I wanted to make a good impression I was more than happy to oblige......:D

 It all started off well, the vodka's were going down well and I was chatty and pleasant, it started to go wrong when i started dancing ( I cant/dont dance unless im drunk!):?

Any way to cut a long story short, I was awoken by a door being broken in and I remember being dragged out of the house and into the street, it turns out I went to the toilet and I must of collapsed whilst taking a pee, apparently I was hugging the base of the toilet and murmuring like a retard people were complaining that they couldnt use the loo as it was locked.:twisted:

When my girlfriend realised i was missing they realised it was me, and a few burly blokes, including the hosts brother, broke the door down and dragged me outside.....:shock:

Dont know what all the fuss was about really I enjoyed myself although my girlfriend was embarassed beyond belief.. That nearly split us up and it took a while before she invited to any more of her friends houses!;)

Thanks for reading.

ps

And yes I still like vodka!:D

no and i think.

is it possible?  

A few years ago i was going out with this really gorgeous girl, after a few weeks of going out she invited me to her best friends house party, this was the first time she introduced me to all of her mates, they were quite well to do and I was under orders to behave myself, as I wanted to make a good impression I was more than happy to oblige......:D

It all started off well, the vodka's were going down well and I was chatty and pleasant, it started to go wrong when i started dancing ( I cant/dont dance unless im drunk!):?

Any way to cut a long story short, I was awoken by a door being broken in and I remember being dragged out of the house and into the street, it turns out I went to the toilet and I must of collapsed whilst taking a pee, apparently I was hugging the base of the toilet and murmuring like a retard people were complaining that they couldnt use the loo as it was locked.:twisted:

When my girlfriend realised i was missing they realised it was me, and a few burly blokes, including the hosts brother, broke the door down and dragged me outside.....:shock:

Dont know what all the fuss was about really I enjoyed myself although my girlfriend was embarassed beyond belief.. That nearly split us up and it took a while before she invited to any more of her friends houses!;)

Thanks for reading.

ps

And yes I still like vodka!:D

Lolster12345

No, but I was so constipated one time that my legs fell asleep when I was finally done. Nearly busted my head against the wall trying to get up.

taking a dump can be quite tiring.ever thrown up and takin a dump at the same time?I have :?teh_destroyer