Have you ever had a baby?

I haven't and thank god I'm never going to.

I haven't and thank god I'm never going to.

Pffrbt

I don't have a functioning uterus, so no.

No, but ive raised one.

I had a baby once. It was 1986. Found it in an allyway. Traded it for PCP. Went to Florida, then I flew across the sky. All in all, it was a pretty crazy sunday. But if I had to do it all again, I reckon I'd murder those astronauts just the same.

Wouldn't you?

I hope not. That's got to be like the 4th most awkward conversation possible.Ace6301

Yes. Weird thing is I never had sex with my gf. In fact she' s a virgin. :?

I hope not. That's got to be like the 4th most awkward conversation possible.Ace6301

*Wondering what the first three awkward conversations would be*

Since I am a male and have male reproductive parts, it would be quite difficult for me to have a baby.

for lunch?

no not yet.

but i am feeling a bit peckish.

Since I am a male and have male reproductive parts, it would be quite difficult for me to have a baby.

WhiteKnight77

[QUOTE="WhiteKnight77"]

Since I am a male and have male reproductive parts, it would be quite difficult for me to have a baby.

AmazonTreeBoa

I phrased that a bit wrong, so sue me. ;)

I have about 20 kids in Albion.percech

Yes once, but I tossed it in a dumpster.AmazonTreeBoa

I don't have a functioning uterus, so no.

ghoklebutter

Nope, and I don't want one.

[QUOTE="AmazonTreeBoa"]Yes once, but I tossed it in a dumpster.konvikt_17

No, Iam not cruel.

Nope, probably a good thing, since I'm 16.

yeah.  It was brown, a little lumpy, log-shaped.  Smelly bastard.

I use to but then a dingo ate it.

[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]

I don't have a functioning uterus, so no.

GazaAli

At the moment I don't children.

[QUOTE="GazaAli"][QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]

I don't have a functioning uterus, so no.

Nibroc420

Apparently you haven't.

[QUOTE="GazaAli"][QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]

I don't have a functioning uterus, so no.

Nibroc420

Men have a very tiny fleshly beginning of a uterus, which didn't develop into an actual uterus.

Calling that a uterus is like saying that women have a penis because of the presence of a cli-toris.

Yes. Weird thing is I never had sex with my gf. In fact she' s a virgin. :?

johnd13

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="GazaAli"] Are you saying you have a uterus to begin with?m0zart

Men have a very tiny fleshly beginning of a uterus, which didn't develop into an actual uterus.

Calling that a uterus is like saying that women have a penis because of the presence of a cli-toris.

To all the guys saying no, because they're guys, educate yourselves.

[QUOTE="m0zart"]

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"] All humans have a uterus, even men. Have you not studied biology?Nibroc420

Men have a very tiny fleshly beginning of a uterus, which didn't develop into an actual uterus.

Calling that a uterus is like saying that women have a penis because of the presence of a cli-toris.

It's as much a uterus as a pile of bricks and unmixed morter is a house.

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="m0zart"]

Men have a very tiny fleshly beginning of a uterus, which didn't develop into an actual uterus.

Calling that a uterus is like saying that women have a penis because of the presence of a cli-toris.

worlock77

It's as much a uterus as a pile of bricks and unmixed morter is a house.

Next, you'll argue that this isn't a tent.

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"] Though undeveloped, it's still thereNibroc420

It's as much a uterus as a pile of bricks and unmixed morter is a house.

Next, you'll argue that this isn't a tent.

IT'S A TARP!!!

[QUOTE="m0zart"]

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"] All humans have a uterus, even men. Have you not studied biology?Nibroc420

Men have a very tiny fleshly beginning of a uterus, which didn't develop into an actual uterus.

Calling that a uterus is like saying that women have a penis because of the presence of a cli-toris.