HAve you ever had an incident with a foreigner? Post your stories.

OH the Scots

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"

A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"

The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"

All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."

After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"

[QUOTE="nick3333"] [QUOTE="Mu5uk0"] [QUOTE="I-C-E-D-I-E"]Love the way Scottish speak. That's true english. I-C-E-D-I-E

Burn the infidel :P

Once when I sat on a train,on my way to Berlin, I saw these backpacking americans sit around talking, and this black man (the skin colour) walks in to the cupé. The americans says very loudly "oh, I didnt think they had blacks in Europe" thinking that neither the man or the other people in the cupé understod english. The black man was british and he ...well let's just say he told them what he thought about americans.

Once I saw Chinese tourists at a McDonalds in Frankfurt, it was pretty fun watching them admire the resturant.

Once when I sat on a train,on my way to Berlin, I saw these backpacking americans sit around talking, and this black man (the skin colour) walks in to the cupé. The americans says very loudly "oh, I didnt think they had blacks in Europe" thinking that neither the man or the other people in the cupé understod english. The black man was british and he ...well let's just say he told them what he thought about americans.

Once I saw Chinese tourists at a McDonalds in Frankfurt, it was pretty fun watching them admire the resturant.

jointed

Yeah, it was scary.  I was walking down the street with my girlfriend at the time, and a french lady came up to us, and asked where the train station was.  I talked abit of french, so I could direct her, then she started talking about a house...She said it was near a park, and I knew where she meant, so I could walk her there if she wanted.  Then she offered to give us some cider, which was weird.  Then she said something about "Charlie" so I thought she meant drugs or something.  Then she pulled her jacket down and showed her chest, and she had a big cut, which looked pretty nasty.  Then she wanted a light for her cigarette.  Then she wanted to know where the train station was....I said we could ring the police, it sounded to me like she was trying to run away or something....Then she went crazy, saying no police.  I asked this guy if he spoke french, he said he did a little.  Then we went.  It was really weird....

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