Have you ever ran out of toilet paper while taking a dump?

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#1 my_balls_itch
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And if so, what did you use to finish wiping? Maybe a bath towel? :wink:
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#2 tomxizor
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Has one of your threads ever been locked? If not, today's your lucky day! 
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#3 Lds_Ricky
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This happened to me at basic training...what did I do...I QUICKLY changed stalls lol....
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#4 steppinrazor88
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no i always make sure there's toilet paper before i sit down.....
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Leaves are a bottoms best friend. 
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#6 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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If I run out, I just jump in the shower. Simple.

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#7 MetallicaKings
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? you have to go outside to get that. wouldnt it be easier just to run and get another roll
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Grab the nearest furry animal.......
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#9 my_balls_itch
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Has one of your threads ever been locked? If not, today's your lucky day! tomxizor

I think I've had threads locked before....not like I really care though. But I'm actually curious as to how resourceful some people can be in tight situations. If that gets my thread locked, then gamespot must be running a strict dictatorship here, like Russia back in the days or something.  

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#10 SaintLeonidas
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no i always make sure there's toilet paper before i sit down.....steppinrazor88

if yah dont your dumb

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#11 my_balls_itch
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? you have to go outside to get that. wouldnt it be easier just to run and get another rollMetallicaKings

How can you get another roll if you ran out? Are you gonna run down to the store with dingleberries still in your crack? I doubt it. I was meaning if you ran out completely, and you still hadn't finished wiping up. :)

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#12 six_shot
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yes...a lot actually...i crack the door open slightly and yell "MOM!! AARON!!! I NEED TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!" then they get me some and im good to go. :D
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#13 tomxizor
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[QUOTE="tomxizor"]Has one of your threads ever been locked? If not, today's your lucky day! my_balls_itch

I think I've had threads locked before....not like I really care though. But I'm actually curious as to how resourceful some people can be in tight situations. If that gets my thread locked, then gamespot must be running a strict dictatorship here, like Russia back in the days or something.


I didn't know this was a serious thread. Your name and the topic title kind of strayed me away from seriousness.
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#14 CHAOSWEAV3R
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Yes. I reached for some backup brown paper. It did the job so I could go get some more toilet paper and finish up.
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#15 Hinata237
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Yeah, lol. My friends had to walk down to star mart to get more. Lucky we live right next to it.
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#16 helium_flash
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I used some tissues next to the toilet.  I'd be screwed if i didnt!
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yes...a lot actually...i crack the door open slightly and yell "MOM!! AARON!!! I NEED TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!" then they get me some and im good to go. :Dsix_shot

Yup, that's what i do, and there is always toilet paper at my house so i don't have to worry about running out completely, if i was at a public place then, then i'm s*** out of luck i guess

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#18 my_balls_itch
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I didn't know this was a serious thread. Your name and the topic title kind of strayed me away from seriousness.
tomxizor

Ass paper is a very serious topic, sir. No jokes here. :|

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#19 JJGY
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luckily my bathroom has a rat problem...
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#20 my_balls_itch
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If I run out, I just jump in the shower. Simple.

Hallenbeck77

See, now this guy is resourceful.

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#21 redbandana2
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I just didn't wipe
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#22 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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[QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"]

If I run out, I just jump in the shower. Simple.

my_balls_itch

See, now this guy is resourceful.

I've been there once or twice. You gotta do what you can. Thanks.
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#23 KogaWolfDemon
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One time that happened to me while i was intoxicated, i used the paperless roll:|
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#24 solidruss
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If that gets my thread locked, then gamespot must be running a strict dictatorship here, like Russia back in the days or something.  

my_balls_itch

Not really, it's just a really dumb thread...