Heathcliff, its me, Cathy AKA how do i snag me a rich girl?

ITT: OP is falling in love with a rich girl but OP is borderline poor, how does OP compete?

Kidnap her.

Ask her family for a million dollars.

Get money.

Let her go.

Ask her on a date.

Kidnap her.

Ask her family for a million dollars.

Get money.

Let her go.

Ask her on a date.

THE_DRUGGIE

If she was inherently rich, I would suck up to her parents. If she was rich due to her own intellect and innovation, she probably wouldn't fall for any stupid tricks.

Either look really good like super model good or have a really amazing personality or both. 

Whip out your junk. If she's not impressed, it was never meant to be.

If she was inherently rich, I would suck up to her parents. If she was rich due to her own intellect and innovation, she probably wouldn't fall for any stupid tricks.

Jimn_tonic

Her parents are old style stuck ups and hates americans

Kidnap her.

Ask her family for a million dollars.

Get money.

Let her go.

Ask her on a date.

THE_DRUGGIE

Kidnap her.

Ask her family for a million dollars.

Get money.

Let her go.

Ask her on a date.

THE_DRUGGIE

Or you can keep her until she develops Stockholm syndrome...........................

Watch Hitch.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Realise Hitch is a dumb movie.

Cry in corner.

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Kidnap her.

Ask her family for a million dollars.

Get money.

Let her go.

Ask her on a date.

Chow_Mein_Kampf

Or you can keep her until she develops Stockholm syndrome...........................

Kidnap her.

Ask her family for a million dollars.

Get money.

Let her go.

Ask her on a date.

THE_DRUGGIE

Sounds like an excellent LMN movie.

Learn to cook very well, ask your grandmother for cleaning tips and show that you are absolutely excellent with children.

Kidding of course. 

Wasn't there already a thread on this?heeweesRus

I enjoyed that book very much in high school. <3

I enjoyed that book very much in high school. <3

soulless4now

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I enjoyed that book very much in high school. <3

ClassicRockFTW

[QUOTE="Chow_Mein_Kampf"]

[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

Kidnap her.

Ask her family for a million dollars.

Get money.

Let her go.

Ask her on a date.

dramaybaz

Or you can keep her until she develops Stockholm syndrome...........................

Hmmm..........Must have overlooked your posts.....................

My apologies................

ITT: OP is falling in love with a rich girl but OP is borderline poor, how does OP compete?

ClassicRockFTW