Help I think my uncle turned into a snowman!

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#1 Fiji-Water
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Well me and my uncle were talking outside earlier about the superbowl, and i left for a few minutes to go inside and get a drink. When I came back out my uncle wasnt out there but there was a snowman standing in the exact spot. I cant find my uncle anywhere, but the snowman kind of resembles him (big nose, round midsection).

Im kind of scared...because tomorrow its supposed to be sunny and warm. I cant have the snowman melt because if it really is my uncle I dont want him to die, hes a really big Giants fan and i was hoping hed at least be able to watch the game.

What do I do? Im thinking about taking the snowman in and putting him in the freezer, but I can only fit one part. So im gonna put the head in the freezer, but what should I do with the other parts?

Im really really scared right now
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#2 Sexy_Pirate
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You need a black top hat, quick!

You did the right thing posting here, but hurry, get the hat!

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#3 wickedcj
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put the rest in the oven
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#4 maddog3512
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OMG NO WAI!
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#5 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Well... a nice hot cup of coffee might turn him back...
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#6 overkill_
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Force him to eat Campbell's soup. It is the only way to change him back.

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#7 elblanquito_81
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Find a blowtorch, quick!
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#8 overkill_
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=wbEMnUn_WmY

The proof of the cure is all there.

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Kill it with fire!
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#10 Rattlesnake_8
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You need a black top hat, quick!

You did the right thing posting here, but hurry, get the hat!

Sexy_Pirate

The perfect answer given and so quickly.. see, you can always rely on OT to give you what you need.. and dont forget once you put the black top hat on, to take a photo and show us.

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#11 Wetall_basic
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You need a black top hat, quick!

You did the right thing posting here, but hurry, get the hat!

Sexy_Pirate


Listen to this man,it must be magical! You going to need a big freezer for the summer months,also.
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#12 gotdangit
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Well let's see. 1st you go buy a giant freezer for 2000 bucks that you won't ever use besides to hold your uncle. Put him in. Wait a week and see if he turns up. If not you must but him Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. Like a previous poster said. Waste as much money as physically possible.
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Only the government agents know how solve your problem!
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#14 Cube_of_MooN
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Build a circle of fire around the snowman, that will definitely save him.
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Pour soysauce over him.
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#16 kokoriman
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well obviously he's inside the snowman....geez

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#17 prsman
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Well me and my uncle were talking outside earlier about the superbowl, and i left for a few minutes to go inside and get a drink. When I came back out my uncle wasnt out there but there was a snowman standing in the exact spot. I cant find my uncle anywhere, but the snowman kind of resembles him (big nose, round midsection).

Im kind of scared...because tomorrow its supposed to be sunny and warm. I cant have the snowman melt because if it really is my uncle I dont want him to die, hes a really big Giants fan and i was hoping hed at least be able to watch the game.

What do I do? Im thinking about taking the snowman in and putting him in the freezer, but I can only fit one part. So im gonna put the head in the freezer, but what should I do with the other parts?

Im really really scared right nowFiji-Water

MAN,what are you smokin'?

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#18 FlaminDeath
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ALL RIGHT, listen, we have very little time! YOU MUST DO EVERYTHING I SAY WITHOUT QUESTION! Get all your money, your uncle's money, and your parents' money, and send it to me. DO IT NOW!