HELP: im being overrun by INTELIGENT, INDESTRUCTIBLE, ARMED PLUSHY TOYS?!?!?!

Years of spending under my bed have been enough for my plushy toys to evovle into intelligent beings and forcibly take over from the Warhammer armies, therreby rendering them homeless; this resulted in my sofa permantently occupied by pointy metal and plastic figurines. I can't get any sleep anymore because i have to defend myself aginst broken teddy bears with spears and various looney toons plushy toys trying to blow me up, just today i got blown out of my room along with my matress. I tried to invade the plushy base but got trapped by poisoned mousetraps.

WTH do i do i need help (no blowing my bed and house up won't work: i shot a koala in the head with a22.and yet he walked on and stabbed me in the shin!?!) theyr invincible and i can't poison them whats more my cat got brutally ambushed yesterday when it came into my room only to find itself grabbed and held while the kangaroo kicked it mercilessly:cry:

HELP before its too late and Sydney, no, the entire world more like gets overun by plushy toys with guns...

what is this i don't even

what is this i don't even

Solid_Snake1221

Lure them in the washing machine. They may shrink.

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what is this i don't even

NecroKvltMuffin

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what is this i don't even

Solid_Snake1221

Napalm and molotovsdidn't work it only burned off their plushy parts so now theyr officialy thje worst looking "plushy" toys in the world.

I may have found a greater enemy than vampires and Zombies combined

You need Molotov cocktails. Hurry!AAllxxjjnn

I tried to but then found that a miniature plushy toy had hijacked a heli and had send qa rescue rop to the monkey, i did try to stop the heli but i was stabbed inthe back of my ankle(ouchies) I've sent for police but the policemen ended up with their heads down the toilet, almost drowing until i pulled em out, they promtly refused to send any other people to come and help.

My next attack will be at their helicopter..lets pray that works out so i can throw the rest off em of the balcony:twisted:

What has become of OT :P

I got it! Watch this video, it should help.