help me think of a funny name for a Cafe

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#1 BobSacamento
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no questions asked

GO

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Trunkin' Doughnuts

Park your car off the interstate, pop the trunk, and vwalla! Doughnuts and Coffee

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surely you people can do better
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El Cafe Loco. ^_^ I would totally...not go to that Cafe.
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#6 RiSkyBiZ-13
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I don't see your suggestions?
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Poop's

i can just imagine how the cakes wont sell, neither the coffee

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#9 BobSacamento
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lol poops thats not bad

but no

MORE!

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starf###s
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Chesty McGee's House of Coffee
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#13 BobSacamento
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keep in mind this is for a project and will be presented to a class

so nothing too inapropriate

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Caughee World "All Coffee 100% Recycled"
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#16 BobSacamento
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the taste of.... hmmmm

taste of what.....happiness....taste of...

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#17 BobSacamento
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thats good...something with discount

____ ______'s discount coffee

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#18 Bliind-Guardian
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oh then, i know!

Falcon's PUNCH!!!

even with a slogan "Our coffee will Falcon K.O. you!"

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#19 BobSacamento
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the _____ ______ experience

got a bad mental block here

fill in the blanks fellas

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#20 BobSacamento
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" The Satisfactory Cafe"

whats another word for satisfactory, work with that

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satisfactory....decent....mediocre...something that flows
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#22 BobSacamento
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alright silly people i need a decision

is it:

" The Adequate Cafe"

or " Adequate Coffee"

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"Adequoffee"
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#25 BobSacamento
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bob saget's....yes

what's more hilarious - just Bob Saget's or Bob Saget's House of Coffee

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#26 BobSacamento
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omfg

" Bob Saget's House of Adequate Coffee"

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there was a contest to name a Cafe at a casino in Lake Tahoe. The best one was this

Donner (The cafe name)

"Serving People Better" (The motto)

If you don't get the joke read this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_party

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#29 AliasUK
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'The Come Inn.' I don't know if this is an American poster or what, but in England, that would totally be appropriate. Either that or 'The Coughy House'. For people with the flu. Or 'StarBuckRogers'. Or 'StarBuckyO'Hare'. Or 'The Advantageous Racial Minority Exploitation andInter-regionally Collected Coffee Bean House.'I do enjoy a cup of coffee.
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omfg

" Bob Saget's House of Adequate Coffee"

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Booo ;p
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you're on the right track with that second one
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#32 AliasUK
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there was a contest to name a Cafe at a casino in Lake Tahoe. The best one was this

Donner (The cafe name)

"Serving People Better" (The motto)

If you don't get the joke read this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_party

treytakahashi

*offtopic* Ha. I read about that crazy ass bear that got stuck on a bridge near Lake Tahoe earlier on the BBC website. Did you see it?

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Name it Ahab's! Starbuck was the first mate in Moby Dick and is the guy Starbucks is named after...the only thing better than the first mate is the captain!
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#34 seasider666
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I have seen this one in my area .......;)

For Coffee Cafe

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[QUOTE="treytakahashi"]

there was a contest to name a Cafe at a casino in Lake Tahoe. The best one was this

Donner (The cafe name)

"Serving People Better" (The motto)

If you don't get the joke read this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_party

AliasUK

*offtopic* Ha. I read about that crazy ass bear that got stuck on a bridge near Lake Tahoe earlier on the BBC website. Did you see it?

Haha Yeah! Man I lived up on the Nevada side of Tahoe for 8 years, I've heard it all!

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Royal coffee, that's the name you're gonna give it
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WTFCafe :D
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#38 AliasUK
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[QUOTE="AliasUK"][QUOTE="treytakahashi"]

there was a contest to name a Cafe at a casino in Lake Tahoe. The best one was this

Donner (The cafe name)

"Serving People Better" (The motto)

If you don't get the joke read this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_party

treytakahashi

*offtopic* Ha. I read about that crazy ass bear that got stuck on a bridge near Lake Tahoe earlier on the BBC website. Did you see it?

Haha Yeah! Man I lived up on the Nevada side of Tahoe for 8 years, I've heard it all!

Whatactually happened? Living 3000 miles away, I only got what the BBC reported. Something about a bear ending up on the side of a bridge...how the hell did it get there? Bears ain't bloody small lol

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#40 treytakahashi
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I dono the details, but all the bears up there are Black Bears, they find themselves in all sorts of wierd situations, I even ran into 3 of them in my Garage when comming home one evening, doors where closed and all.
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#41 AliasUK
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Mad. The worst we get in England is Chavs that get hit by trains. No-one helps them. It's a win for society.

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#42 seasider666
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Rather cruel ....:(

As that girl killing herself an her mother in the same place was terribly sad !

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#43 JTWibble
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Go for shock value and call it "White Power Cafe"

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The Chum Bucket. :P
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Mrs Jingles Wet and Warm Cafe
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#46 seasider666
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JTWibble

That rather apt as I thought the For coffee one was near the knuckle its full of blackGanja teens ...

but a BNP cafe bar opened called *Sowetta bus bomber mandela cafe*.. this was changed by the PC Brigade in London ..lol

(MandelaWAS involved with blowing up BLACK/White kids with the ANC ,FACT !! but hey we let this terrorist be a better person/ change in Prison didnt we ? wonder how long til we applaud Bin Laden the same way )

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Crack alley